the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

anita hill didn't wear shoulder pads?

http://www.infowars.com/other-tyrants-who-have-used-children-as-props/

omg, he has pictures to prove all these tyrants shamelessly stood in proximity to children!

i just read an amy davidson piece about kids & about the girl grace who got mentioned at the signing thing, it was almost making me cry at the café, the direct link here is so intense & sobering

http://www.infowars.com/other-tyrants-who-have-had-bowel-movements/

Ahahahahahaahah!

http://www.redstate.com/2013/01/18/a-nostalgic-age/

IE, Erick Erickson advises the GOP to go locavore/Etsy.

NOT KIDDING.

crunchycon redux: makercon

http://co2insanity.com/2012/08/15/bill-gates-tries-to-come-up-with-a-royal-flush

check out these zingers!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBIoB3wCQAAHUs_.png:large

http://www.lessgovisthebestgov.com/MemorableQuotes.html

strongly recommend this

“This isn’t a ‘Lame Duck Congress’. It’s more like a crazy duck on steroids!”
– Scott Rohter, reflecting back on the last days of the 111th Congress.

this scott rohter fellow is mad quotable

“It is the unfortunate truth that liberty is as much in danger from too much government, as it is from too little government! What is needed is the proper balance.” – Scott Rohter, inspired by a quote from James Madison

Just saw a book on the shelf co-written by Dr James Dobson for which the plot is that lack of father presence in families has brought the world to the brink of destruction as "current social trends are writ large."

And you didn't buy it?

I only narrowly avoided burning it in the office hallway.

Yeah, the "Inspirational Reading" bookstands that show up in airport news agents are full of that kind of thing, along with various snake oil / new agey "biblical healing" tomes, going a long way to verifying Rick Perlstein's bit about modern conservatism being primarily focused on soaking their authoritarian followers for as much loot as possible

http://www.mediaite.com/online/former-sc-gop-exec-director-fires-off-racially-charged-tweets-during-the-super-bowl/

Dickbag decides to start namechecking Trayvon Martin on twitter.

the poors

Fun with trump:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/donald-trump-suing-bill-maher-after-proving-hes-no,92051/

Donald Trump suing Bill Maher after proving he's not an orangutan
by Sean O'Neal

02.05.13+ Share

Disgusted that anyone would make a disingenuous offer to charity solely in order to draw attention to himself and his own petty, ego-driven vendettas, Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 million over a joke the Real Time host made on The Tonight Show, mocking Trump’s own recent offer to charity on the condition that President Obama show Donald Trump his college and passport records. Of course, in that case, Trump dutifully honored his agreement by not giving any money to any charity, after the President selfishly refused to meet the demands of self-aggrandizing businessmen with bafflingly easy access to TV cameras. As such, Trump expects Maher to comply in a similar fashion, given that the comedian challenged Trump to prove he’s not the “spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan,” and Trump complied by producing a birth certificate that lists his father as “Fred Trump” and not “An Orangutan.”

Of course, while there’s no proof that this is Trump’s real birth certificate, and most of us are still holding out for the long-form, “Not A Half-Orangutan Baby” birth certificate that all government offices require, Trump argues that he’s already fulfilled his side of what he believes constitutes a verbal contract, even if some might argue Maher’s statement was just a joke and that Donald Trump is a humorless jackass. “I don't think he was joking. He said it with venom. That was venom. That wasn't a joke. In fact, he was nervous when he said it. It was a pathetic delivery,” Trump said in a phone call to Fox & Friends, where serious legal arguments are made.
Anyway, while not even Trump is confident he’ll win his lawsuit, he says he was obligated—not just “to sue for charity,” which, unfortunately, can only get money whenever Donald Trump’s ego has been satiated. But also to prove, in a court that has nothing better to do, that Donald Trump is definitely not some senseless monkey man, driven by a laughably primitive urge to beat his chest and prove his alpha male status by repeatedly slinging his shit everywhere.

would love to know who put this together

http://www.heyjackass.com/

ha - they'd rather you didn't know

They have a manifesto, too!

Noted black leader Ted Nugent launches "Black Power" tour, to empower black people

by Sean O'Neal

In recent years, the human bottle-opener flip-flop that is Ted Nugent has done his very best to foster pride in the black community by embodying all the most hateful qualities of the white community. But now he’s taking a far more actionable, totally marketable route to bringing black people together so they can listen to some Ted Nugent music and Ted Nugent's ideas and then feel better about themselves: He's launching a tour he’s dubbed “Ted Nugent Black Power 2013," because no one who works for him is allowed to disagree with Ted Nugent anymore, apparently.
Typing in his regular column on World Net Daily, Nugent takes the opportunity afforded by Black History Month to “honor blacks” by talking about Ted Nugent, whose “gravity-defying career pivots on my intense adulation for my black musical heroes”—and thus gives him an equally intense personal dismay over how the Democratic Party, The New Deal, Lyndon Johnson’s “Great Society experiment,” and especially Barack Obama are collectively the “engineer of the destruction of black America.” This, rather than helping to strengthen black America in the way that Ted Nugent does, whenever he plays the powerfully black music of Ted Nugent.
“My fire-breathing musical career was literally launched by black musical thundergods such as Bo Diddly, Little Richard, James Brown, Wilson Picket, Sam & Dave, Albert King, BB King, Freddie King, the mighty Funk Brothers, and the epitome of Rock ‘n’ Roll Gods, the master, Chuck Berry,” Nugent says of the many black artists who literally launched the career of Ted Nugent, turning his every performance of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” into a condensed Black History Month.
“Say it loud: My music is black and I’m proud!” Nugent concludes, echoing the many other times Nugent has demonstrated that he truly understands black people, such as when suggested he’d assassinate President Obama, decried Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for “lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo,” wondered aloud whether the South should have won the Civil War, and called himself a “black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally” due to his very similar persecution by the media for being a wealthy rock star who says deliberately inflammatory things. Still, as “Ted Nugent Black Power 2013” will demonstrate, Ted Nugent definitely has some sympathetic understanding of black history, given that he’s been the embarrassing, minstrel-show version of white men for decades now.

beat me to it.

kingfish, I mean. not Ted Nugent.

http://media.avclub.com/images/424/424891/original/320.jpg?7881

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http://books.google.com/books?id=9w9wAgPDvQsC&pg=PA97&lpg=PA97#v=onepage&q&f=false

Ted Nugent: Making Hank Williams Jr. Look good for over two decades

This is so great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u9_RcD6WMmM

https://www.facebook.com/TruthSeeker2012

treasure trove

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/421783_385501751547048_376143842_n.jpg

<3 that WWE video

that wwe thing is so great

I like that in both real life and "in character" the fat guy does all the talking

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2013/02/20/no-more-hesitation-homeland-security-and-police-dept-request-targets-for-shooting-practice-to-help-desensitize-law-enforcement-to-shooting-average-americans/

Found his wiki. Zeb Colter up there is played by none other but legend Dutch Mantel, who helped book and wrestled in Puerto Rice for about 8-9 years until 2003 or so.

The Iron Sheik is upset:

the @glennbeck you are dumbest motherf--ker in the world I wish I see you so i can beat the f--k out of you no good jabroni lowlife"

"the @glennbeck you deserve to be waist deep in dog s--t drink gasoline you insult my fans Im going to beat the f--k out of you dumb b---h"

"%10000 The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck"

"Eat dog s--t @glennbeck forever"

"The Court Mcgee impress me in the UFC but still the @glennbeck can go f--k his own rice crispy dick #TeamSheikie"

"who deserve to eat dog s--t more than the @glennbeck #RejectedOscars"

"Live and Let Die new name if the @glennbeck in it called Die Now You No Good Motherf--ker #teamsheikie"

“No More Hesitation” – Homeland Security and Police Dept. Request Targets For Shooting Practice To Help Desensitize Law Enforcement To Shooting <S>Average</S> White Americans…

Thanks to Ted Cruz, it's time for the always-popular, rolls-around-every-few-years Let's Rehabilitate Joe McCarthy Game!

i <3 Dutch Mantell 4eva

"Sure, Joe McCarthy was a liar and a blowhard, but deep down he was just a big old lovable drunk."

-- Bob Marley

http://thephoenix.com/Boston/news/152325-trials-of-nadia-naffe/#TOPCONTENT

long article on james o'keefe and the "barn rape"

Choice bit:

On March 21, Naffe was prohibited by a judge from sharing any of O’Keefe’s emails. Since he’d logged into his Gmail account on her cell phone, O’Keefe had sought and obtained an immediate temporary injunction against Naffe releasing anything in the emails — his application for the injunction had actually alleged that “the material is so provocative that it caused Andrew Breitbart to suffer a fatal heart attack.”

king of the libertarian royalists:

http://lewrockwell.com/hoppe/hoppe31.1.html

Democracy is only one possible variety of statehood. Would a different form of state be more acceptable to you?

Hoppe: In a monarchist state everyone knows who the ruler is and who the ruled are, and accordingly there is resistance against any attempt to increase state power. In a democratic state this distinction becomes blurred, and it becomes all the easier to expand state power.

That is so ahistoric and assbackwards, it stuns. It's the POV of someone who only knows Whigs.

ben shapiro!

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/03/21/Report-Slate-blogger-buys-1M

In an interview with local radio station KRBD, Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska) recalled his father's ranch and the old fashioned way things were done on it. Fair enough, right? Well, yes. Aside from the racial slur Young used to describe workers on the ranch.

"My father had a ranch. We used to hire 50 or 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes," Young said in the interview. "You know, it takes two people to pick the same tomatoes now. It's all done by machine."

Young apologized later, blaming the usage on his upbringing. "I used a term that was commonly used during my days growing up on a farm in central California," Young said. "I know that this term is not used in the same way nowadays and I meant no disrespect."

No, Don, it's used in pretty much exactly the same way.

Young continued: "I'm sure their backs are really dry by now. Course back when I was a boy, the river was wetter in those days."

Young: Bringing Wet Back