"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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i have mh's postal address, if anyone wants me to post it, just let me know

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 January 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

I'm almost sure he once posted a google street view of his house.

pplains, Saturday, 19 January 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

I have gr80's... ah shit he's moving

mh, Saturday, 19 January 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Here's my house, btw: http://goo.gl/maps/LKQOY

pplains, Saturday, 19 January 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

*bows* very good, sir

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 January 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

Not related to FB, but w/r/t phones with check-in features or "allow location services" for apps:

When Mrs. Broccoli and I were on a long drive, we had a guess about how we thought google maps traffic function worked.

All I can say is that we both felt very, very naive after we learned the truth.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 20 January 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

aliens?

resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

russians?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

Number of people using Google Maps in an area, compensate for the number of people who typically are using Maps out of average traffic, tada... traffic!

mh, Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

NFI what I was on about with that last post hahaha holy shit I was drunk.

Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Sunday, 20 January 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

hi trayce

mh, Sunday, 20 January 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

This is everywhere today http://actualfacebookgraphsearches.tumblr.com/

stet, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

Anybody else get notice about this class action? http://www.fraleyfacebooksettlement.com/

Je55e, Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

yes I got a spammy email abt it

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:06 (eleven years ago) link

It's real but doesn't pay out if too many people opt in.

Jeff, Saturday, 2 February 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

I deactivated and reactivated my account three times last friday and now most people can see my site but a lot of close friends cant. I sent Facebook an email but they're not great at getting back. Any tips on how get it back running properly again? I dont want to have to delete my account.

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

O my God socialfixer is one cool add-on. Just the hiding of posts is worth the price of admission (0.0¢)

pplains, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PVCIjV4.png

乒乓, Friday, 15 February 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KP3EmuA.png

乒乓, Friday, 15 February 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vTZEatt.png

乒乓, Friday, 15 February 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

No "Send it a Starbucks birthday present"? FOR SHAME, STARBUCKS.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 15 February 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

it puts the lotion in the starbucks birthday present

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

^ thank uuu

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

this sounds really cool - http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/03/07/facebook_redesign_new_newsfeed_is_morning_newspaper_to_twitter_s_cnn.html

i'd love to get all my news thru fb - esp would be cool if you could do super detailed 'google alert' type feeds; but i'm probably hoping for an rss killer when i'm just going to get another lousy fb design update

Mordy, Friday, 8 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

does nobody else think it's weird that Facebook totally changes their whole strategy and redesigns everything about twice a year?

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 8 March 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

it makes sense to me. they should keep trying to redesign it until they design something enjoyable to use

Mordy, Friday, 8 March 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

am totally cool with the option to only see updates from friends, i really do not care that much about what's going on in the life of meat loaf

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

i realised some years ago that it's just someone's job to redesign things. that's all they do, just change stuff. whether the changes are for the best nobody seems to mind (or, at best, can't tell how good they are until after the work's all done by which time there are lots of costs already incurred). see kde4, gnome3, windows ribbon etc etc.

koogs, Friday, 8 March 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

I love the Windows ribbon (now that I know where everything is).

am a big fan ay Nani (onimo), Friday, 8 March 2013 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

idk, it's been two years since facebook did a major redesign and social networking use patterns and trends have changed significantly since then

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

still miss "becoming a fan"

sarahell, Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

I miss "how do you know this person"
"We hooked up"

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

i definitely do not miss that

sarahell, Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when the news feed was just a small box at the middle of your profile and everybody flipped their shit over how creepy that was? Circa like 2007? A more innocent time.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

i don't

gonna search for an evolution of facebook YT now, need the nostalgia

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

i've had graph search for a while but never actually thought to use it... and now that i've tried it a bit holy shit is it creepy. i'm sure stalkers all over the world must have rejoiced when they started using it. even though i know facebook's privacy settings have always been shit and def badly set up by most people, it's still shocking what you can find and how easy it is to do so.

Jibe, Monday, 18 March 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

not too many people are going to use it for what facebook wants us to use it for i think

markers, Monday, 18 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

what does facebook want ppl to use it for? cos i'm pretty sure it'll become the world's most used stalking tool. also if they're planning on becoming a dating site it could work, just look for singles in your area, specify age bracket & some interests and off you go.

Jibe, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

Facebook Graph is just the return and expansion of the "browse" feature that I remember being on the site when I got on in 2007. They got rid of it around 2009 I believe.

Facebook advantage as a dating site is the authentication process with people. The interests you have marked on your FB are going to be more legit than ones you quickly put down on another site to impress people, you have a built in history on the site with friends and employer. People, especially women, would be less afraid that they're dealing with an known unknown -- to quote eHarmony's D. Rumsfeld -- when they talk to strangers.

The lack of anonymity on FB also means people will be less sleazy and more cautious -- you can goof around on a dating site and never look back, but people don't want their FB account to be stained with their sleazy pick-up attempts being out there (not when their employer information is on the same web page).

Cunga, Friday, 29 March 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

plus you can see what is likely their government name so you can look up their criminal record

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Getting mighty sick of "<person/page you don't know or like> is talking about <something you like>" all over my newsfeed.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 4 April 2013 09:34 (eleven years ago) link

all the promoted advertisements on my iphone feed are all weight loss and it's making me INSANE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Women! Why don't they lose some weight!

Jeff, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Archaeology in the digital age: http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/04/tech/social-media/zuckerberg-first-website/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

"Hi, my name is...Slim Shady," the site's creator wrote on its "About Me" page, referencing an Eminem song released that same year. "No, really, my name is Slim Shady. Just kidding, my name is Mark.

sleepingbag, Thursday, 4 April 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/om74WDTl.jpg

In case you missed it. (I cut this out of The Onion and made it into a fridge magnet.)

Je55e, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh god.

You laugh at it first, but then you click on just one of those accounts... people with lost children and everything.

pplains, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

if anything happens to me, I request you join that group, pplains

mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

coworker who lost her dad a few months back shares tons of stuff from that group

:/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link


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