batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition

Hah that is the lamest.

TBH it is good to be a federal employee, but all the one's I know aren't nearly that smug.

This is a grown man, earning a living by COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE BEING HAPPY ABOUT HAVING A DAY OFF WORK. His soul must be trapped forever in some weird layer of Hell.

they're called assholes.

You think bankers and investors, the heartbeat of our fragile democracy, got to take a day off?

Well yes they did, those fuckers.

it's GOOD to be a garbageman

If someone were to inform this idiot that all the US stock exchanges, the very engine of capitalism, were closed today, he'd probably suffer a fatal stroke on the spot.

For whatever reason I've been peaking at Mallard Fillmore this week. Is Bruce Tinsley always on fire like this?

http://i.imgur.com/WRFl3kg.png

I can't even comprehend what's happening with this horribly formed "joke"

it's not aesthetically cool to defend the second amendment.

What is cool apparently is making fun of eating disorders!

purge daley is a pretty cute name

american royalty

hardcore band names

It's so true! Hollywood hates guns.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg012513dAPR20130125094518.jpg

nice font, kid

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca012413dBP20130122114535.jpg

think this is kind of a perfect window into the mentality at this point - basically pick any words Obama says and insert any other unrelated words you like

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gmc10664820130123025000.jpg

still going with this shit

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gmc10663320130122102500.jpg

"Wow!"

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca012213dBP20130122114542.jpg

oh FUCK you

Missing only the aborted little sister and MOM'S SPECIAL FEMINIST FRIEND.

disappointed there's no hippie with stink lines, but skull rising from the smoke is a nice touch

RIP Blue collar jobs.

Could be worse, at least Mom is still wearing a skirt tho

The key element is the mom accessories. Maybe if women stopped working, daddy would stay home and welfare would end.

She's not working, she's posting Bob Marley image macros to Facebook all day.

xp it's a slice of pizza, she hasn't noticed it's stuck to her because slovenliness

"I miss the days when Daddy used to whack me and Mommy with the wrench so hard we'd fly up in the air"

tbf chuck asay's mom fucked a bunch of guys named sam

michelle obama is supposed to be a ramone in that glenn mccoy comic, right

the one about the kids hating both guns and sprouts is pretty weird. like i feel like the point at which its small logical oversight dawned on its creator before being powered through should have been more of a red light.

ramones visual otm

Also, the first lady wants kids to eat sprouts which is fascism so I'm even more confused.

Asay is turning into Kelly, or is it the other way round?
http://www.theonion.com/video/behind-the-pen-how-marriage-works,28173/

catching up with all these but this one pisses me off so much:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gv110212dAPR20121102044514.jpg

because with this logic the aborted angel babies would either grow up in heaven or they'd be floating fetuses with wings, but it looks like the cartoon is literally saying "these poor babies are stuck as babies forever"

is it over-dramatic of me to say that this is a huge problem in the abortion debate, the fact that aborted angel fetuses are always presented as cherubic babies or even toddlers, that these artists seem to think that abortion is legal until two years after the baby is born

It's like how articles on abortion - neutral ones! - are illustrated with stock photos of pregnant women (well just their torsos lest women seeking abortion have an identity) who are well into their third trimesters. Bunch of fucking dummies.

:O

http://media.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/62/2013/01/28/126251_600.jpg

That's special even by this threads standards

guns and healthcare, conservative america's two great traditions

xp to myself - look, even pro-choice orgs do that total bullshit with very pregnant torsos illustrating articles about abortion: http://feminist.org/blog/index.php/2013/01/29/wyoming-house-rejects-heartbeat-bill/

Never thought about this - thanks for pointing it out.

black :o

black :@)

black B-)

MyGun nut cousin linked to some conservative article three other day that mentioned something about black guns, as if thats what these gun grabbers head a problem with.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca012213dBP20130122114542.jpg

On the plus side, children's artwork has improved drastically.

already posted upthread, much lols ensued

http://www.shootersforum.com/ex-military-rifles-cartridges/51658-what-black-guns.html
this does not clear shit up

i like that Asay one because of mom's pepperoni pizza skirt

uncle sam is a freeloading boozer who's shacking up with the taxpayer's mom, teaches the taxpayer how to smoke, and gets angry when the the taxpayer practices piano

http://i.imgur.com/epyDMz2.jpg

I'm sure this was meant to imply that the military has been ruined, but it's actually pretty great!

wonder if the interracial gay couple is another dogwhistle

Of course.

Two big themes in Mallard Fillmore this week: Head Start is an abject if not treasonous failure, and OMG MICHELLE OBAMA'S BANGS.