J. Lo and Ben Affleck - The Continuum

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"The whole thing really makes me feel bad for Matt Damon."

Yeah, he ain't gonna get his salad tossed for a while.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

As though having a character called Captain Funktastic would be a bad thing!

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:46 (twenty years ago) link

seriously, did none of you see bulletproof monk? it was terrible, but the most enjoying part, in a so-terrible-its-hilarious sort of way was when this guy with a hammy english accent called captain funktastic (im told it was actually mister funktastic, but i prefer my own version) appears on the scene as this sort of underground overlord, and sean-william-scott has to fight him. his girl convinces him to stop the fight and he spouts the classic line "luckily for you this little bit of crumpet wants some of my funktastic love" in fully hammed up accent. im not sure whether they intended it to be so funny (its wasnt a comedy, although sean william scott still had the stifler charm going on) but i laughed so hard i nearly spat sprite all over the row in front because of this.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

the most enjoying part
whoops, i could write master system manuals for sega

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:55 (twenty years ago) link

Bulletproof Monk was fun in all the ways you mention above. Maybe it never got up to the level of Mister Funktastic goodness again (though the Nazi tortue machine was good, as was the idea of Amnesty International being a front for nazi's) but it was stupid fun.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

the fact that they old guy had suddenly changed back in his nazi duds for the big finale was also pretty funny. but still when i came out, the first thing i thought was worst-movie-ever!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:13 (twenty years ago) link

Wouldn't go see LXG, then.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:24 (twenty years ago) link

I just wanted to reiterate the phrase "This is impossible! I bring the winter winds" yet again.

― Orson Welles (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:27 (twenty years ago) link

I enjoyed Bulletproof Monk.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

is mike hanle y actually just brian sewell in disguise?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:47 (twenty years ago) link

As though having a character called Captain Funktastic would be a bad thing!

I was about to say, that's a great anime name if ever there was one, so maybe it was just misapplied.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

That's a terrible anime name, wtf.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm terribly sorry -- Rei Funque Escaflowne, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

Ryu Funktastic, Cyber-Ninja.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

So this is their "Magical Mystery Tour" , where everybody gets a shot? Serioopusly, show tha ass, not the personality, you peice of salsa eating voluptous cocky crackly onion flavoured biscuit. As for ben, please go away now, forever. or re name yerself " The Dick Sucker" and try to kill Jerry Lee Lewis with an egg.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

The only thing I can say for these two is that they inspired the South Par episode that had the unforseen side-effect of making me squirt iced tea through my nose. I then choked from laughing so hard. And then I was completely ashamed and wanted to go hide in my closet (nicely stocked with chocolate and books, of course).

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:27 (twenty years ago) link

"South par"?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:29 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, all about these four kids in Colorado who go golfing all of the time with Jesus, and one of them always dies, usually being smothered by Big Gay Al.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

I'm down! I haveoften wondereed why your name is a sentance. what can it mean. tell?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

It's a reference to phrase in The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving. In the story, one of the characters tells of a street actor in Vienna known as 'The King of Mice.' One day, this actor is passing an open window, through which he throws his box of performing mice and then he jumps after them; all die.

In the book, the characters check in on each other and say 'Are you passing open windows?" and other similar phrases. Basically, it's a way of saying that 'yeah, life might suck at times, but I'm still not giving-up.' Therefore, I'm Passing Open Windows.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

is this free of disease?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

mslaura makes me smile. so :-)

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

*waves to Tad and smiles back*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

If two such beautiful, successful, hardworking and clearly talented people can't make it work, is there really any hope in going on?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 07:26 (twenty years ago) link

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