Prince of Tides I saw at the time but only remember that it was like an abuse survivor narrative for 2/3 of the running time before inexplicably turning into a Streisand romcom.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
I will never not vote for 'american beauty' in a 'worst film of X' poll
― 乒乓, Thursday, 31 January 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
xxpost
I would add The Crying Game to that pair for my own top three.
― The Girl Who Loved Tom Poston (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
mind is blown rediscovering that the Fugitive was nominated but I easily picked The Godfather Part III. There are plenty of movies I enjoyed less on the list and many I haven't seen because of how bad they look. But holy fucking cow Godfather Part III is just...such a lol.
― da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
it's possible i would have voted for something else if worst wasn't in all caps in the thread title
― da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Wait what's wrong with the Fugitive? I watched that a couple weeks ago and it's good!
Is American Beauty really that bad? I haven't seen it since it came out and don't really remember much about it. Now I'm tempted to rewatch just to see why it's so awful.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
It's with little doubt the smuggest movie of all 50 of these.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, i don't actually have a problem with The Fugitive, I'm just shocked to learn a decent action/adventure based on a TV franchise got a best picture nom. I knew Tommy Lee Jones won but I didn't think the academy affection went beyond that.
― da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Cider House Rules being underrated (overlooked?) itt, truly dire film
― berner herzog (fadanuf4erybody), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
yeah you'd have to pay me to watch that. this is definitely the kind of list where trying to figure out the worst worst would lead to such a soul-crushing vortex of despair that i just stuck with the best worst.
― da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
Why don't we drop this subject? It's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
people like you walk between the raindrops
― da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
It's been ages since I've seen most of these films. Voted for the worst one I could remember seeing, which was Schindler's List.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
haha what. There's certainly rong in the film, but no way is it worse than the abortion politics of The Cider House Rules or Kevin Spacey working out.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
Um, I even have doubts about ... this picture ... boss.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
This is ILE, chief! I mean, how do you know who your daddy is? Because your mama told you so.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
Saw Schindler's List with my church youth group. Some of them nearly got us all kicked out after they started laughing when the elderly prisoners were forced to run naked in the camps.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Schindler's List is in no way worse than Life Is Beautiful. My friend dragged me to that movie and I am still somewhat angry and resentful that I had to watch the whole thing.
― Ulna (Nicole), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
A very tight competition, but I'm going with Life is Beautiful.
― MrDasher, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
The Godfather Part III is not a bad film, merely a comedown.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
Does any other country have its name used so often to evoke profundity?
AMERICAN BEAUTY
― a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
BRITISH STEEL
― a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
FRENCH FRIES
GERMAN SCHEISSE
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
Schindler's List is tortureporn with the point that everyone should just hope for rescue from rich white men. Life is Beautiful is funny.
Also, I haven't seen Life is Beautiful in ten years. It might be worse than I recall.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
I fucking hate The Green Mile so much
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
funny like hot tar poured over your nuts
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
I remember the first 20 mins being funny, actually
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
then someone should have told Roberto "no"
actually I really hated Shakespeare In Love, too
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Four Weddings and a Holocaust
― a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
more like Zyklon B
― buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
skipping movies I haven't seen/don't remember, these are the ones I hate the most ranked from "best" to worst:
TitanicAs Good as It GetsJerry MaguireForrest GumpShakespeare in LoveThe Green Mile
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
shakespeare in love
― iatee, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
You don't get to attack my taste in comedy any longer.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8O5ZRFbyU8
ok
― da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
it's really george hamilton who makes that scene
Schindler's List is tortureporn with the point that everyone should just hope for rescue from rich white men.
This is the stupidest sentence I have ever read.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
Phil otm
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
ypu ppl sure love talkin bout whats terrible
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
American politicians
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
xpost There's not a punch bowl you haven't taken a shit in.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
oh? partly cuz ppl love cooing over shit. some of us have moved on from MST3K.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
I'ma say these two words only one more time.
Try. Love.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
It's like Morbs deriding people for hatin'It's like raaayeeeaaaaaayyyn on your wedding day
― The Apple Dumpling Gangbang (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
i think schindler's list is fine -- as is kubrick's famous zing on it.
― ryan, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
i'm more likely to shit in the punchbowl when the cancer drugs give me diarrhea
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
I don't remember Joe Pesci saying that in JFK!
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
It was in one of the faked suicide notes.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
I regret that by the time you read this I will be quite shitting in the punch bowl.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link