eric clapton? don't let this guy hear about slowhand's drunken rants.
or....?
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 February 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.ibtimes.com/conspiracy-theorist-calls-christopher-dorner-manhunt-hoax-video-la-shooting-saga-continues-1070928
"This is a hoax, this officer Christopher Jordan Dorner, it's a hoax drill and it's set up for the very simple reason to get the police agitated with the citizens, the citizens to accept more police involvement in their lives on the streets and give you a reason why they're going to want to stop you and set up roadblocks and do all kinds of other things," the video's narrator states. "And you will accept it, why? because they're telling you that this guy's out there shooting a bunch people."
But the unsubstantiated theories don't end there, as dave j goes on to theorize that one reason why the populace is willing to accept Dorner as a suspected killer is because he "looks a little bit like this guy, who they've been putting in our face all for the last three, four, five days." The "guy" he's referencing is none other than Baltimore Ravens star and Super Bowl XLVII champion Ray Lewis, who looks very little like Dorner, but similar enough that it allows dave j to go further down the strange road his theory traces, by stating that this familiarity with Lewis allows us to accept Dorner's face as that of an alleged cop-killer on the lam.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 February 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
I know it's terrible but I still can't stop laughing thinking about his manifesto. Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" is the greatest piece of music ever, period.
― wk, Friday, 8 February 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
When I saw that shot-up SUV my first thought was, "The drones come home."
― nickn, Friday, 8 February 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
It's kind of sad I won't be around to view and enjoy The Hangover III. What an awesome trilogy. Todd Phillips, don't make anymore Hangovers after the third, takes away the originality of its foundation. World War Z looks good and The Walking Dead season 3 (second half) looked intriguing. Damn, gonna miss shark week.
― dirty drone barack boy (some dude), Friday, 8 February 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
― buzza, Friday, 8 February 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
you ARE in the top 27, be proud of yourself
― dirty drone barack boy (some dude), Friday, 8 February 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
man this dude hasn't seen a movie or tv show in ten years has he
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 February 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
his taste in pornstars is pretty good imo
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 February 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-popculture-references-stop-at-1988,469/
― buzza, Friday, 8 February 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
friend saw LAPD with shotguns out in Los Feliz today to prepare for a possible encounter.
― Cunga, Friday, 8 February 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
stuff like "It's kind of sad I won't be around to view and enjoy The Hangover III." almost makes me sympathize with crazy this-is-a-hoax conspiracy guy upthread. that can't be real. nobody actually liked Hangover 2.
― wk, Friday, 8 February 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
obama wrote that manifesto and got a little too creative. almost fooled me...
― false ❚❚❚❚ (am0n), Friday, 8 February 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
Crystal Lancaster, a neighbor in the Los Angeles suburb of La Palma, where Dorner went to high school and his mother still lives, described him to CNN as "a nice, friendly guy, easy to approach."
― false ❚❚❚❚ (am0n), Friday, 8 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you. But, at least go the (expletive) speed limit posted or get off the road!!! That is a feasible request.
Preach.
― Sleep Deprivation Thriver (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 8 February 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
according to a friend whose mom's house had bullets in it by the time the police were done shooting the newspaper ladies, they fired at least a hundred rounds
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 February 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
On Thursday, law enforcement officials were inspecting a package CNN's Anderson Cooper received from Dorner. CNN spokeswoman Shimrit Sheetrit said that a parcel containing a note, a DVD and a bullet hole-riddled memento was addressed to Cooper's office.
The memento was a coin bearing the name of former Los Angeles Police Chief Bill Bratton, who appeared with Dorner in a picture taken years ago. On "CBS This Morning" Friday, Bratton described Dorner as "an incredibly dangerous individual" and reacted to the damaged coin.
"When you see that that coin that was given in friendship and respect has three bullet holes, it's certainly very chilling," Bratton said.
― buzza, Friday, 8 February 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
i didn't know that you could shoot a coin three times and not obliterate it
― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/08/article-2274956-176B7E21000005DC-897_634x448.jpg
― buzza, Friday, 8 February 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
interesting
― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
The pattern clearly says "08". Significant!
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
/Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you. But, at least go the (expletive) speed limit posted or get off the road!!! That is a feasible request./Preach.
not actually feasible in most cases
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, there's a reason it's called a "speed limit" and not a "speed floor." Most drivers need to slow the hell down anyway.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
So I am so confused and bemused by this whole thing, it feels like the cosmos is possibly fucking with my us all-- can someone link me some decent roundup coverage?
― try a little crowleymass (Jon Lewis), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
I figured I was being trolled and did not respond to bike crack but thank u gbx.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
"We searched all night and we did not locate him,'' San Bernardino Sheriff John McMahon said. "We're going to continue searching until we discover either that he left the mountain or we find him.''
http://halloftheblackdragon.com/reel/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rambo-mud-killing.jpg
― false ❚❚❚❚ (am0n), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
Livestrong you fraudulent assholes.
― sleepingbag, Friday, 8 February 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
Neil Gardner, an assistant athletic director, knew Dorner through football and echoed Usera, saying Dorner was "never a disgruntled guy."
― false ❙❙❙❙ (am0n), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
I heard on the news last night that when the cops shot up the one SUV, nearby cops heard that gunfire and ended up shooting at another SUV. No one hurt in the second cop attack.
― nickn, Friday, 8 February 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
just some cops. out copping around
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
jesus, man
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 February 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
whats latest
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDyewQLL0xA
― buzza, Saturday, 9 February 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/07/article-2274956-1769718E000005DC-91_642x491.jpg
I am that I am from out of nowhereto fight without a causeRoots strain against the grainWith brute force you'd betterHold out when you're in doubtQuestion what you seeAnd when you find an answerBring it home to me.
― buzza, Saturday, 9 February 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.scpr.org/blogs/news/2013/02/09/12490/lapd-manhunt-charlie-sheen-christopher-dorner-call/
― buzza, Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
Other celebrities Dorner wrote about positively were Larry David, Ellen DeGeneres, and Christoph Waltz.
i hope this can somehow be turned into an episode of 'curb your enthusiasm'
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
theres already an ep called Krazee-Eyez Killa
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvD5SM_uI4
― manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
^i had that on cassette tape btw
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 9 February 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
This Dorner guy is obv no Jared Loughner. Not nearly enough crazy in his eyes. One suspects he is sane enough by most standards, but has given up on the idea of staying alive and he wants to get some veangance in before he swan dives off the cliff. He's ex-military, so 'bringing the war home' is a fairly natural thought.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 February 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
Is it really? In any case, sure are a lot of suicides among Afghanistan veterans. This thing about the murdered ex-sniper trying to help his traumatized bros with gun therapy reminds me of Lanza's mom---the faith people put in "gun culture"....
― dow, Saturday, 9 February 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
"not enough crazy in his eyes"--how about when they and his trigger finger line up nowadays?
― dow, Saturday, 9 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
It's a fairly natural thought when you have identified a bunch of enemies who surround you.
― Aimless, Sunday, 10 February 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20130211/NEWS01/302110044/Shots-fired-New-Castle-County-Courthouse?nclick_check=1
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
jesus h christ
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/us/shooting-spree-in-california.html?_r=0
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
The shooting began around 4:45 a.m. in the community of Ladera Ranch, where a woman was found dead from multiple gunshot wounds, said Jim Amormino, a spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.
The suspect, described only as a man in his 20s, fled the scene in a sport-utility vehicle into Tustin, just north of the Ladera Ranch area, where he shot two more people in the process of stealing a Dodge truck. Those victims were receiving treatment at a local hospital.
The suspect then drove onto the 55 Freeway, where he either stopped on the highway to shoot at passing cars, or shot from a moving vehicle. He hit at least three vehicles, the police said, causing minor injuries to at least one person.
After exiting the freeway in nearby Santa Ana because he was low on gas, he got out of the truck and approached the driver of a B.M.W. that was stopped at a stop sign, carrying what witnesses said appeared to be a shotgun, according to Santa Ana police. The suspect ordered the driver out of the B.M.W., walked him over to the curb with his hands behind his head and executed him, the police said.
He then drove the B.M.W. back to Tustin, where he carjacked another vehicle at around 5:25 a.m., killing another victim in the process, Tustin police officials said. From there, he fled into the City of Orange, where police identified his vehicle. As law enforcement closed in, the suspect stopped, stepped out of the car and shot himself.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
fucking hell this is not a good sign..
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a bad guy with a gun turning it on himself right after a killing spree.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
i think half the problem here is that the word "spree" makes it sound like something fun, we need to change this word to something frumpy sounding
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
killing slog?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link