your favorite 'character says the name of the movie' lines

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"Stop or my mom will shoot!"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

*ring ring* "Hello? Yes, this is E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial*

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V1sYNvKZt8

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

"ve are looking for ze last american virgin"

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

"Name?"

"Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles."

"I didn't ask for your life story, lady..."

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdV-pN9pjk

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Bond movies do this a lot.

May Day: "What a view..."
Zorin: "...to a kill."

Bond: "I must have scared The Living Gaylights out of her"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Daylights, I mean

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

"And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is How Stella Got Her Groove Back."

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

"That guy? Oh, he's the Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

"Let him have his Something Big."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

A good one is Gary Cole picking up the joint remnant from the asphalt, taking a deep whiff, and saying "Pineapple Express."

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

You mean that bear ate every last bite of Timothy Treadwell? That's Grizzly, Man!

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

"It looks like Mario and Luigi have saved the day. I'd call them, the SUPER Mario Brothers."

― frogbs, Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have literally only just realised... This means Mario's full name is Mario Mario, right?

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario#Appearances

Mario first debuted as "Jumpman" in the arcade game Donkey Kong in 1981.[4] He is shown as a carpenter that has a pet ape.[17] The carpenter mistreats the ape, so Donkey Kong escapes and kidnaps Jumpman's girlfriend, originally known as the Lady, but later named Pauline. The player must take the role of Jumpman and rescue the girl. The character was later renamed "Mario" in the 1982 arcade game Donkey Kong Junior, the only game in which he has ever been portrayed as an antagonist. In the 1983 arcade game Mario Bros., Mario and his younger brother Luigi are portrayed as Italian-American[10] plumbers[18] who have to defeat creatures that have been coming from the sewers below New York. Their surname was "Mario", resulting in Mario's full name being first given here as "Mario Mario".[19]

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, Jesus.

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

This thread has made me wonder if, when these movies are translated into different languages and the title is changed, if the dialogue is reworked to include the changed title. Especially in Finland.

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, We're Plumbing!

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, We're Shooting Horses!

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

"Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown!"

"...and Don't Come Back!!"

cwkiii, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

xp Brief New York run as <I>Hey, I'm Shootin' Horses Here!</I>

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

"Mother, may I sleep with danger?"

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

"only if you've finished your homework"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

"and that's how I learned to love Riding the Bus With My Sister"

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

not without my daughter!

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

"We'll never catch her at this rate! Charlies angels, FULL THROTTLE!"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

la Lohan declaring, "I know who killed me!"

Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

in Finland, that movie was called Hey, We're Vivisecting!

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Glen, Gary, Glenn, Ross, this is that asshole from HQ I was telling you about."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

"How would I describe them? Well, they're cannabilistic...humanoid...underground...dwellers."

"Is there any way we can shorten that?"

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

"this truly was a night to rem*glugglug*"

steaklife (donna rouge), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

la Lohan declaring, "I know who killed me!"

Truly, we know the murderer of me was us

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

"Do you think it would be alright if I backed down from time to time?"

"No, NEVER BACK DOWN!"

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Listen, lady. You can take the train or drive if you want to. That's up to you. Little Dieter needs to fly."

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

'SNOOPY, COME HOME!'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Kid, you and me, you know what we are? We're ordinary people. Your mom and dad? Ordinary people. Bob Redford? Ordinary guy. Ask anyone."

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

'that TAXI DRIVER's been staring at us.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

"so I married an axe murderer - so what?"

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

Did a search. Shocked no one has mentioned Shane.

Aimless, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

"Honolulu starbright, the song remains the same!"

pplains, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

"I shall remember this moment: the silence, the twilight, the six maritime mammals of the Pinniped order coasting the shore - just one more and I shall be complete"

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

'maybe it was the 60s. or maybe i was just a girl...interrupted.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

"Some Delta Force this turned out to be. More like a Delta Farce if you ask me!"

Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

"How the hell am I supposed to use 'gleaming the cube' in a sentence? What does that even mean?"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

"What time is it?!"
"Its Play Time!!!!"

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

begun the star wars have

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

greed is good... on wall street

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

"Qu'est-ce que c'est la regle du jeu?"

"Quiconque gagne, tout le monde perd"

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Top Gun.

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

'seven-six-two millimeter. full metal jacket.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link


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