now i feel guilty for still be on the internet. mmm maybe i should join the queue? it's moving rapidly
― o_O (ken c), Sunday, 8 February 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
make them wait for you
― Bob Six, Sunday, 8 February 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
A Changi they will remove your bags and leave without telling you if you try that.
― Ed, Sunday, 8 February 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Shocking abuse of authority, but not uncharacteristic for Singapore - that place makes you want to stick your chewing gum under your seat just to piss them off.
― Bob Six, Sunday, 8 February 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Stuck in charlotte NC. Lame.
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
In the airport in New Orleans the other day, I saw a man reading this book:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eoqcMd%2B6L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahhhahahaha
i ended up getting to jersey 1am the next morning. YAY (NOT)
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
KCI has free and fast wireless but nowhere to eat. also they've got these nice leather chairs w/ outlets. im hungry tho
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
dude in orlando airport sat down at the table i was eating at, he eventually asked me what i was studying in school and after i told him poli sci he told me that he was essentially disappointed in obama bcuz instead of "doing his job saving the boys dying in iraq" he was "filling out a bracket". we had a good convo after that though
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 March 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
sunscreen is still a security no-no unless it's a teeny bottle, right?
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
and in a plastic bag
― Hoos Passansteeno (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 March 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i got on w/ 4 and 5 oz bottles the other day
3 oz is the alleged limit
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
such idiocy, goddamn Al Qaeda didn't even kill irony like they were sposed to.
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Security nabbed me for taking a full tube of toothpaste, so I squirted it out into a baggie and got it thru.
― plenty chong (libcrypt), Monday, 23 March 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
denver is kind of a nice airport. free wireless, outlets everywhere, and finally a fucking Hudson News instead of some shit-ass imitator.
― the table is the table, Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, once again in the Denver Airport. reasons why this is my favorite airport:
1) smoking lounges with one-drink minimums, so i have an excuse to get a bloody mary
2) the views from those smoking lounges (THE ROCKIES=AWESOME)
3) the cleanliness of the place
4) the reasons mentioned in my last post.
almost makes me want to see what Denver as a city is actually like...!
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
oh also, if we talking security: the last time i flew, in april, i forgot that i had a miniature box-cutter in my carry-on. when i arrived at my destination and was searching for my smokes, my dad was like: WTF YOU TOOK THAT ON THE PLANE and i was like 'ya what's the big deal lol'
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
denver airport is beautiful. i have virtually no interest in denver as a city, but i'm always agreeable to a layover at its airport.
― MRSA Marchant (get bent), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
barcelona - beautiful city; everyone who goes to its airport and those who work there = fucking retarded. waited 1 hr to get through a queue of 6 people in the "fast bag drop" queue. fucking hell. then when i got there it took 5 seconds. retards
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Atlanta, GA. the guy next to me has a very smelly burito.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
kicking it at yyz. major sunburn on my dome.
― caek, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Austin right now, have volunteered to be bumped for money. We'll see how that turns out.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Monday, 22 June 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
lol stansted. best commute ever from finsbury park - got here within an hour and made it to the departure gate last minute like in that tv program. but the flight's delayed.
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Saturday, 27 June 2009 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link
kicking it at yyz.
who do you think you are casually using iata codes
― The New Beautiful South's New Bassist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 27 June 2009 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I was in an airport yesterday! Unfortunately I couldn't post from there (phone not fancy enough) and also I was only there for about 30 mins, the time it took to find out my flight was cancelled and get resched for today.
I will be in an airport again in a few hours. Hope for better luck.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Saturday, 27 June 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
oh my good lord. Ã…rhus Tirstrup airport is a complete(ly brilliant) joke! It makes Milton Keynes Coachway look like the SECC
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
ima be in one tomorrow
― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Jfk, with a 'seat request', not hopeful.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Aghagahagah, so the plane I don't necessarily have a seat on has 'maintenance issues'. I should have gone with my instincts and drunk another dirty martini (it was a very dirty dirty martini, all gin and salty olive juice).
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link
New plane, new delay, still no guranteed seat. I hate delta.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link
At least anderson cooper is trolling you tube to keep me entertained with rabbits that walk on two legs.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
tampa is rad. this internet here got me http://www.myarchive.us/richc/SurfinArt_rdc_2007.jpg
― heave imho (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Mccallan airport, I hardly knew he
― a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Dulles, upgraded to club for the FIRST TIME EVAH! Christ the G&Ts in the lounge are strong!
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
stealing wi-fi from the president's club in EWR, suckers
― a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
hey Continental! I don't know if you know this by now, but I'm actually not part of the President's Club! see ya
― a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
LAS. No stealing necessary, the whole place is wired. For a few fleeting months before a card expires I'm entitled to American lounge access, but there is no American lounge - bastards
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm in an airport, and I'm sleepy
― The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Columbus, OH (CMH) has free wi-fi.
Sweeeeet.
― everyone stop (dan m), Sunday, 29 November 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Flyin Madison (free wi-fi) to Denver (free wi-fi) to PDX (free wi-fi) today..So much e-mail catching up
― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link
madison has free wi-fi? must be a holiday thing?
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, totally. Through mid-jan.
― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
o man i have been in this airport for so long - planes parking break is lol frozen
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it sounds like it's kinda *icey* where you are
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
omg it is so cold rite now
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
which 'port
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Found a working outlet and a dodgy wifi connection. 5 hours 'til boarding. This is going to be a long night.
― kingfish, Monday, 21 December 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I am in an airport. There is a dancing elf.
― tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my dad got stopped trying to get a bloodstained 10" fillet knife on board his flight home from the states. good work auld fella, good work.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link