the ellipsis really makes you pause and think...
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
...of horror movie taglines
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
... and Megadeth albums.
― carl agatha, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
I think that was a 90s Megadeth album title & cover, actually
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there's gonna be a joke at the end but no
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
no sexual videos on my wall :-(
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
SEND ME SEXIUAL PICTURE
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 February 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
i swear to god when i just went to facebook at the top of the page in the address thing it said: facebook.com/TOMBOT
i'm scared. is he watching me from an undisclosed location?
― scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol that's gr80's facebook username iirc
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542063_235521443220629_798393801_n.jpg
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
oh phew that was weird.
― scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
Totally read that as sarcasm. Stop being such a dick, Gosling.
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
that "Hackers are posting porn" is just a get-out clause in case you accidentally click like while you're on xHamster, rite?
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
sappy facebook memes: now available on one handy totebag
http://i.imgur.com/NUtkwKL.jpg?1
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
in that story, really love how the dad deals with his son, being a total dick. also at the beginning i was expecting it to be a story about how when you make money you pay taxes to assist stupid little shits who do nothing, some kind of crazy right-wing paranoia thing.
― Jibe, Friday, February 22, 2013 12:12 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lol otm
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
xpost - KILL IT WITH FIRE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
Ah yes, the lululemon bag. Makes me IA frequently!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 23 February 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ When I was in jr high it was super cool to bring your gym clothes to school in a plastic Gap or The Limited bag, the kind that they gave you with your purchase, to signify that you shopped at these cool stores, and this is what I think of when I see grown ass women carrying their lunch in a Lululemon bag.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
^^^
ESPRIT/Benetton bags at my school. I nabbed one of those large Chanel bag of my aunt's to carry paper/folders/pens around.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit yes, ESPRIT and Benetton, too. A Benetton bag was the ne plus ultra of plastic shopping bags repurposed for gym clothes.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539619_159226204232217_2119605293_n.jpg
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/644271_159185017569669_52305171_n.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/sungazing1
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
alternatively:
GET LOST AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
neither needle on a record there
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
"if you're this high, go and have a drink of water and a sit down"
so fucking tired of these showing up in my feed.
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/D943F474-A1B2-4F67-894B-048879FE2673-507-00000047F44CD04C_zpsc2eecb6b.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, gross. Okay, thanks I'll updated whoyouprefertofuck.xls. Because your opinions on the fuckability of various women are super duper important.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
p sure the bottom picture has in fact been squashed horizontally in photoshop
also no shit that lingerie models are hot
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno, ones below are blowing me a kiss, kind of hot
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
you like boobs *round of applause*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
sorry to blow everyone's mind but
i like boobs
think about that one
like if you agree
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
i admire the stand u are taking for boobs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
my cousin's been posting a lot of bs from this page lately.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Aren't those top models somewhere around a size 6?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe 8-10, but well within the privileged-body zone.
― emilys., Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Someone needs to make that happen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
top pic golden girlsbottom pic sex and the city
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
top pic suffragettes bottom pic women getting burned at the stake for witchcraft
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
top pic English bulldogsbottom pic French bulldogs
top pic two girls one cupbottom pic granny porn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
top pic peanut butterbottom pic jelly
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
top pic Wesley snipes in to Wong foobottom pic Wesley snipes in blade
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
top pic roninbottom pic die hard 4
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fKYdDtg.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
top pic ru paulbottom pic paul rudd
― Øystein, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
omg.
phillip can i use that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
"you don't need permission for anything!" -- johnny rotten bob marley
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
ty
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link