https://www.facebook.com/sungazing1
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
alternatively:
GET LOST AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
neither needle on a record there
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
"if you're this high, go and have a drink of water and a sit down"
so fucking tired of these showing up in my feed.
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/D943F474-A1B2-4F67-894B-048879FE2673-507-00000047F44CD04C_zpsc2eecb6b.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, gross. Okay, thanks I'll updated whoyouprefertofuck.xls. Because your opinions on the fuckability of various women are super duper important.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
p sure the bottom picture has in fact been squashed horizontally in photoshop
also no shit that lingerie models are hot
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno, ones below are blowing me a kiss, kind of hot
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
you like boobs *round of applause*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
sorry to blow everyone's mind but
i like boobs
think about that one
like if you agree
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
i admire the stand u are taking for boobs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
my cousin's been posting a lot of bs from this page lately.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Aren't those top models somewhere around a size 6?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe 8-10, but well within the privileged-body zone.
― emilys., Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Someone needs to make that happen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
top pic golden girlsbottom pic sex and the city
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
top pic suffragettes bottom pic women getting burned at the stake for witchcraft
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
top pic English bulldogsbottom pic French bulldogs
top pic two girls one cupbottom pic granny porn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
top pic peanut butterbottom pic jelly
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
top pic Wesley snipes in to Wong foobottom pic Wesley snipes in blade
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
top pic roninbottom pic die hard 4
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fKYdDtg.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
top pic ru paulbottom pic paul rudd
― Øystein, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
omg.
phillip can i use that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
"you don't need permission for anything!" -- johnny rotten bob marley
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
ty
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
hah
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/17640_474438809288915_1585763356_n.jpg
― just the tuomas (qiqing), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
You'll never get anyone to like you if you treat them nicely. Everyone knows that!
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
Because I look like a truck
― :C (crüt), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
i hate it when girls always date the asshole trucks
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.commercialmotor.com/big-lorry-blog/DSC00185.JPG
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
She got dumps like a truck (truck, truck)
― emil.y, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
I think these trucks are hotter
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/oldblueengine/Pics/tsts.jpg
Than these
http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/04/01/trucks.jpeg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 24 February 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
would wreck
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
would shunt (the first being trains)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
Girls don't date poor trucks that's just romance 101
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164474_10152578066180057_217546010_n.jpg
I much preferred this one to the "Wait guys, turn back, we fucked up" one.
― dog latin, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
not sure why some bloke hanging himself should inspire hope
― Neil S, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
plus i kinda thought people who believed in the rapture were generally kind of down on evolution
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's not evolution, it's a man and his three pet apes finding a man hanging from a noose
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
"tonight...we feast"
― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556306_479660368739913_1693105082_n.jpg
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.
Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "Do share if you care.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
whatever fatso
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
that story just makes me feel bad for mermaids, whales are bullies
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
About 1/3 of that is sound argument, but the other 2/3 comes straight out of crazy town.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Boy is that an open goal.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
did anyone else just imagine her staring at the ad and saying all of this to herself while other people just walk on by without noticing
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link