oh god
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ChkJFYFfsM/TfJxjGIFiWI/AAAAAAAABfc/Nodj_asraHM/s1600/011.JPG
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
A+
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
They really need to have Pat Benetar do their commercials.
― nickn, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
TELL GRANDMA YOU FELL OFF THE SWING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
Lettuce Souprise You: all-you-can-eat soup and salad bar near Atlanta
― emilys., Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Pa_Ph/Party_Down/Season2/party-down1.jpg
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
haa
― goole, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Recently opened tattoo and body-piercing shop in my suburban town is rather splendidly named "SORRY MUM".
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
that's funny though I think
― ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
was just stuck at a red light next to a mobile dog barber with the delightful business name "The Barfer Shoppe" written on their door.
― Vol. 3: The Life & Times of E. "Boom" Carter (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thebarfershoppe.com/index.php?crn=231
What is BARF?BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.Will feeding barf cure my pet?No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.
BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.
Will feeding barf cure my pet?
No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
Lol
"It will not cure your pet but it might cure your pet... think about it..."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.abrasive-form.com/
Specialist in Creep Feed Grinding
― goole, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
not a nightclub
Blades, Vanes, and Shrouds
are you sure, because this sounds pretty fucking goth clubby to me
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
yeah p sure whiney tweeted all 3 of those
― goole, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
just up the road from my workplace
http://i.imgur.com/I1gpiQz.png
what the actual shit
― peel hat-trick narrows (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a cement mixer in Walthamstow today owned by the unfortunately-named firm "Jim'll Mix It".
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago) link
hippy "therapy" shop near me was offering a workshop in "Tibetan Ball Massage" the other day. i am such a child.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
Finbar Saunders-isms are the best, there was much hilarity in my office today when a co-worker was having "problems with his plums" oo-er missus fnar fnar etc.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
i use balls for massage regularly, hur hur. seriously though, it's very effective. little rubber balls that release tension under your back and neck and stuff.
xpost
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
i guessed that was probably what it was but the initial double-take was priceless
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:08 (eleven years ago) link
Whereabouts in Walthamstow are you, Neil S?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.modernmix.co.uk/assets/volumetric.jpg
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago) link
that's the one!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
There's a dog groomers next to where I live called 'Fuzzy Growlers'. Always made me cringe to hear my mum saying it / my dad chuckling about it.
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://s459.photobucket.com/user/doctorcasino/media/nuttinbuttluvjpg_zps0d1e65e0.jpg.html
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
er....
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/nuttinbuttluvjpg_zps0d1e65e0.jpg
HEALTH AND BEAUTY AIDS
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
There is actually a non-profit called Face AIDS; I had to interview someone with that on their CV and was a bit o_O
― kinder, Thursday, 16 May 2013 07:44 (eleven years ago) link
there was a short-lived cholo clothing store called Homie Depot here a few years ago (though i would say "awesomely" rather than "horribly")
― sons of plutarchy (will), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
There's a Fuzzy's Tacos near where I work, and I want to eat there but my lunch buddy says the name disgusts her too much. My only counterargument was tacos, but it wasn't enough.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
The possessive form of Fuzzy really takes the edge off what could be pretty disgusting.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
their tortilla chips are seasoned with "fuzzy dust" apparently. I will go and investigate.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
i used to wonder why restaurant consultancies exist
― goole, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
Robert Ludlum's The Restaurant Consultancy
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
next door to one of the best mexican cantina's in little rock:
Flip-Over Gymnastics
surely they mean for the kids to just flip over how fun and rewarding gymnastics can be, but instead lolz
― andrew m., Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
Would make for a good record shop name.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
not the gymnastics part.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
I am just seeing Nuttin' Butt Luv for the first time and I am currently dying of lols
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
There's also a boutique here in Austin called Wear Art Thou that irritates me more than it should. It's close to the Bark'N'Purr though, which always makes me happy.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
I can still hear my former step-mother arguing with my dad in the front seat after he announced that his new storm window company was going to be named "Home Boy Windows" because, you know, they're for the home!
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Honey, I took your advice and went with a classier name. I present to you, Homely Windows!"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
''Wear Art Thou'' is so close to being reasonably clever (I'm assuming the idea is that the clothes are ''art'') but really fumbles on the third word.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Wear art though" would be the nice aside at the end of some snide conversation.
― pplains, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
Wear Art Chow: high concept body art place where everything is edible
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
the 'thou' makes sense just fine, just read it as imperative mood
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
although it would be better punning if the phrase "where art thou" was actually something, other than half the title of a movie
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
There's a new-ish Thai restaurant opened in Glasgow called Thai-riffic.
― ailsa, Thursday, 6 June 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link