sharks eat millions of fish each year, which die in the process.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason I'm reminded of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/843/killcrab.jpg
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
oh i see what you did th--zzzzzzzzz
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
That is one resigned-looking crab.
― nickn, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
The animal that is MAAAAAANNNN
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/58415_583078528387061_1503994741_n.jpg
No!
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
riding that train / high on vagina / casey jones you better watch your speed
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
Going to plant a weeping vaginaOn the banks green edge it will grow grow grow
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
A touch of Vagina.
that's the only one I know...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
Sugar VaginaBlossoms blooming,Head's so emptyAnd I don't care.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
William Tell has stretched his vagina till it won't stretch no furthermore
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
Brown eyed women and red grenadine the vagina was dusty but the liquor was clean
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
Nothin shakin on Shakedown streetused to be the heart of vaginaDon't tell me this vagina ain't got no heartYou just gotta poke around
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
She has vagina begonias tucked into her curls
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
once in a while you get shown the vaginain the strangest of placesif you look at it right
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
Shakedown Vagina
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh it's been done
don't give into the facebook jpeg, guys
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
Replace a word in a song by a band with another word and post the hilarious results!
― ledge, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Only Tuesday"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in vajizzle with you
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
diarrhea, diarrhea likes his money
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
This latest thing where it's all "Name someone famous who doesn't have a Z in their name. If you can do this then you are a GENIUS" or something. That needs to die.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other. Like, I bet a lot of that stuff plays a lot better when you're just a kid, but it gets chain-lettered around and somehow people who really have no business being entertained by trying to name things without Z's in them (or w/e) are reposting this crap and we have to see it. Ditto forums and stuff - I mean I know it's commonly observed that if you're having a dumb argument with someone on the internet, they are probably 12, but I really do think it changes the type of space we inhabit, and maybe devalues the worthiness of 12-year-olds having SOME space where they can, y'know, be 12 and dumb.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
YOU'RE DUMB
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
xp reminds me of the mid-90s when annoying acquaintances thought it was okay to spam you via email with lists of awful jokes. Which, when you think about it, is basically Facebook's whole thing.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
itt put butt in the band name
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
just to be clear, the great thing about ILX is that it does leave clear space for 31-year-olds to BE 12 for a few minutes a day, in a controlled environment.
the "money/monkey" thread is the best one though
have also thought a couple times about starting a "blood/butt" thread, mainly for the sake of pearl jam's searing jam "Butt"
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
what a loooooooooong strange vagina it's been....
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
I was searching around this morning to see if we had a thread dedicated to replacing the word "girl" with "squirrel" in popular song lyrics.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
44 going on 12!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
the Madonna poll had me singing "bad squirrel/skunk by six".
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
fart songs POX
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
I like Man replaced with Gran. I think I made that thread.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
i started that fart thread anonymously when i was 33 going on 12.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other.
My OPO here is "OOps I Farted Again"
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, April 27, 2003 8:10 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
of all of the trials i have faced since moving to the US, hearing people pronounce 'squirrel' as 'squirl' has been the most difficult to come to terms with. you wouldn't think it would come up that much, but...
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
I cannot make myself pronounce it any other way than squirl.
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
squirelle
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
we have so many squirrels, it's hard to not remark upon them.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
Skwiral would make a good black metal / dubstep name.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549253_160673487420822_934031141_n.jpg
posted by my dad therefore i loled
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
he may have made it??
Incredible. Incredible.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
There's"
Best to treble-down on the apostrophes if you're not sure, I suppose.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hand in pic needs to scroll down, I want to read what comes after "RESPECT,"
Wait, I guess it ends: its called "RESPECT," incredible.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
incredible, incredible.
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
That person actually has the word "incredible" tattooed in tiny print at the base of her thumb.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
To remind her to put her phone down and pay attention to people.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link