why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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William Tell has stretched his vagina till it won't stretch no furthermore

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

Brown eyed women and red grenadine the vagina was dusty but the liquor was clean

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

Nothin shakin on Shakedown street
used to be the heart of vagina
Don't tell me this vagina ain't got no heart
You just gotta poke around

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

She has vagina begonias tucked into her curls

carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

once in a while
you get shown the vagina
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

Shakedown Vagina

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

oh it's been done

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

don't give into the facebook jpeg, guys

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

Replace a word in a song by a band with another word and post the hilarious results!

ledge, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

"Only Tuesday"

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in vajizzle with you

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

diarrhea, diarrhea likes his money

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

This latest thing where it's all "Name someone famous who doesn't have a Z in their name. If you can do this then you are a GENIUS" or something. That needs to die.

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other. Like, I bet a lot of that stuff plays a lot better when you're just a kid, but it gets chain-lettered around and somehow people who really have no business being entertained by trying to name things without Z's in them (or w/e) are reposting this crap and we have to see it. Ditto forums and stuff - I mean I know it's commonly observed that if you're having a dumb argument with someone on the internet, they are probably 12, but I really do think it changes the type of space we inhabit, and maybe devalues the worthiness of 12-year-olds having SOME space where they can, y'know, be 12 and dumb.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

YOU'RE DUMB

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

xp reminds me of the mid-90s when annoying acquaintances thought it was okay to spam you via email with lists of awful jokes. Which, when you think about it, is basically Facebook's whole thing.

Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

just to be clear, the great thing about ILX is that it does leave clear space for 31-year-olds to BE 12 for a few minutes a day, in a controlled environment.

the "money/monkey" thread is the best one though

have also thought a couple times about starting a "blood/butt" thread, mainly for the sake of pearl jam's searing jam "Butt"

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

what a loooooooooong strange vagina it's been....

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

I was searching around this morning to see if we had a thread dedicated to replacing the word "girl" with "squirrel" in popular song lyrics.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

44 going on 12!

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

the Madonna poll had me singing "bad squirrel/skunk by six".

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

fart songs POX

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

I like Man replaced with Gran. I think I made that thread.

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

i started that fart thread anonymously when i was 33 going on 12.

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other.

My OPO here is "OOps I Farted Again"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, April 27, 2003 8:10 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

of all of the trials i have faced since moving to the US, hearing people pronounce 'squirrel' as 'squirl' has been the most difficult to come to terms with. you wouldn't think it would come up that much, but...

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

I cannot make myself pronounce it any other way than squirl.

:C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

squirelle

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

we have so many squirrels, it's hard to not remark upon them.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Skwiral would make a good black metal / dubstep name.

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549253_160673487420822_934031141_n.jpg

posted by my dad therefore i loled

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

he may have made it??

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Incredible. Incredible.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

There's"

Best to treble-down on the apostrophes if you're not sure, I suppose.

Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Hand in pic needs to scroll down, I want to read what comes after "RESPECT,"

Wait, I guess it ends: its called "RESPECT," incredible.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

incredible, incredible.

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

That person actually has the word "incredible" tattooed in tiny print at the base of her thumb.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

To remind her to put her phone down and pay attention to people.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

maybe people who get offended by that should stop being so fucking boring

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes they are the boring ones

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

i'd rather be a whale than a mermaid.
yes i would.
if i only could,
i surely would.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

xp

Under the sea, under the sea,
There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea

Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

She may want to see a doctor about that eye thing.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ you guys actually doing that vagina grateful dead thing

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea figaro

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link


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