SBARRO. NOT PIZZA PROBLEM. CHANE STOREFRODS IN MALLS, IS DOUBLE WHAMY. TRAFFIC DOWN. CONSUBERS PUT AWAY WALITS. CAN'T BOOST REVANUE. CAN'T ADD BREKFESET OR LATE MENU. NOT LIKE OTHER CHANE. COMPEDIDORS LIKE DOMANO AND PIZZUT NO DEBT. STRONG CASH FLOW. INTENISY PRESSURE ON SBARRO AS KEY DET PAYMENTS COME DUE IN 2009.
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Last meal I had at a Sbarro was a roadside highway rest-stop place and it was totally horrible, not at all like early 80s mall memories. Wretched!
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
aw man, i would kill to read a financial analysis that's written like a T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ post.
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Why can't they add a late night menu? Who doesn't eat pizza late at night?
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Malls close too early.
― WmC, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
ohhhhh...
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
there's a sbarro in union station, why don't they just move out of malls and to horrible transit hubs instead?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Who was still going to malls, even before the economic doomsday?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
13 year olds who haven't discovered hanging out in denny's
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
my understanding is that the state of minnesota has recently been converted into a mall
― max, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Aww, nostalgia. I remember discovering the joy of hanging out in a Dennys-like establishment. That's what Sbarro should do. Freestanding stores, 24-7 hours, cappucino instead of regular coffee and improved pizza.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link
With my admittedly shabby knowledge of business, I'd assume that one of their main problems is that with all that debt they're probably not in a good position to experiment with entirely new restaurant models.
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
that's why you need to invest in this dream.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Why not a breakfast menu? I propose the breakfast pasta meal: a big congealed plate of fricking spaghetti with egg and bacon, sevred with a coffee.
― moley, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
the mall thing again, prob
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
BTW malls should do more early-opening sales -- people love going shopping early for a bargain because it makes them feel like they're really puttin in the work.
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, malls usually open at 8am for old people who like to walk, but businesses dont open until 10.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Are they targeting the senior citizen walker crowd enough? Senior citizens love stuff in steam trays!
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
does sbarro do delivery?!?
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Senior citizens love stuff in steam trays!
LOL FUNNY COS ITS TRUE
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.wrinkydinks.com/familytreeimaging/brussels.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link
wait no wrong place
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Some diner-type place should do Eggs in Hell (eggs poached in spicy tomato sauce, served over pasta) for breakfast, but they'd have to be cooked to order, so that leaves out Sbarro.
― WmC, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
the place i knew that did eggs in hell served it with garlic bread instead of pasta -- this was an improvement btw.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
man maybe that was the right place for that picture, i would go to sbarro if it was staffed by baby wookies or whatever that thing is
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/131a.jpg
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I was trying to find a pic of a Sbarro hat to put on that wookie dog, but GIS has failed me.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
also, Support Eric Murphy. Buy Sbarro Sauce
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i cant hate on sbarro too much. they introduced me to a baked ziti dish which i have been addicted to ever since.
― Yellow Carded (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/812/812430/entourage-hotandthestoned_460_1187011296.jpg
"HEY! GIVE SBARRO A CHANCE! JUST FUCKIN TRY IT, A'RIGHT?"
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
yearly sbarro thread revival ... YAY
― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sbarro-stuffed-pizza.jpg
― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.crewdiscount.com/ports/nassau/restaurants/sbarro_menu1.jpg
― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Why has no one pointed out that S'barro is fast food speak for 'it's burro' (as in meat source)?
― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 19 October 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
if sbarro goes out of business then I can put them back on my resume
― hatchet, axe and saw supervisor (CaptainLorax), Monday, 19 October 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
and i think that i ate at that sbarro in euston station when i was last in the UK!
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, October 20, 2006 2:56 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
That sbarro is now gone! (The only place I would eat at euston station)― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, October 20, 2006 3:10 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark
― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
SBARRO.
― richard melville hell (crüt), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
SBARRO!
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
SBARRO?
― polymath & psychics club (Lamp), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
My friend was a manager of Sbarro for a week. He told me the secret seasoning for their jojo potatoes is paprika. Try not to abuse this Sbarro secret!
― great & spacious building (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
If I have my way, this secret will die with me, or even sooner.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
i've always said that a little paprika goes a LONG way ...
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link
it's the WMD of the spice world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKuT3dIwfc&feature=related
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
YUP (re Michael Scott)
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link
SUGGESTBARRO
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
when i knew no better i loved their ziti. in fact i prob would still like it.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
ha! was just going to say that their ziti is sort of great in a "I'm at the airport and this is the best shitty food I'm going to get so why the hell not" sort of way.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
3rded about their ziti and lasagna ... it's at least edible (if never great), and i'd eat Sbarro ziti and lasagna before i'd eat same from Olive Garden or certain non-chain pizza joints.
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I've never been to Olive Garden and I kind of want to change that.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link