the very first two people you should follow are @utilitylimb (honoring an alltime great who never tweets anymore) and @dril
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
I won a James Beard award for brilliantly having a beard on my face
― sleepingbag, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
lol i knew enough to get on dril right away
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
you should read through all of @utilitylimbs tweets theres only 664
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
sort of a classics scholarly vibe to it then?
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
i know that # because his last tweet is that he is going to make tweet #666 but then he never did and i noticed that he only had 664 tweets actually.... what happened to the missing tweet????????? i am forever perplexed
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
prolly then u should do @crushingbort @tricialockwood @woodmuffin @lowenaffchen @digimonotis ... i dunno ... really u should just check anybody who u might want to follow's favstar and take it from there
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
@katienotopoulos, @fart, @dogboner, @crushingbort, @leyawn, @conortripler, @brendlewhat, @tricialockwood, @degg, @boring_as_heck, those ones are like the best of weird twitter imo, probably leaving some out
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
i half want to follow all of the #informers on this list and half want to crack my phone over the corner of my desk
xp yeah idk what a favstar is at this point in time
thx tho! will check out
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah and @lowenaffchen and @woodmuffin, @digimonotis an absolute MUST FOLLOW
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
goole you are gonna love twitter so much
HIGHLY recommend lots of nutty conservative follows, all the nro types and breitbart types
@PrinceTweets2U
this is not weird twitter afaik, just once it said sex aquarium
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
just do favstar.fm/users/crushingbort for example
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
schlump do u follow @robotbook?? i feel like u would vibe to it
lol i have my own recommendations there already
xp re: conservatives
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
dana loesch
https://twitter.com/embracethecause/status/316240201645182977
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
thats loesch retweeing btw
fyi my plan for this is to never ever say anything ever
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
idk man the consensus form of comedy herein makes me feel like the lex. i just want to know what's going on!
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
@sskylark
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/cher/status/278053444135288833cher's account crucial, also notable for total television psychic webcam-shot avatar
haha ty for robotbook, 乒乓, it looks fine, & canadian
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
this is my modified list of accts worth following on time list, most of these are follow-for-the-LOLs anyway
Mia FarrowWikiLeaksPete SouzaKevin RooseBetsey Stevenson and Justin WolfersJoe WeisenthalSamuel L. JacksonLil BThe Mountain GoatsCool_PondKimKierkegaardMegan AmramRembert BrowneDavid ItzkoffRichard LawsonJoyce Carol OatesCaity WeaverAnil DashMax FisherDavid GrannAnna HolmesChuck GrassleyRichard DawkinsJoshua Topolsky
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
nah youre not going to love weird twitter youre going to love all the weird politics discourse
do you all recommend a 2nd party app for this? or do you roll with the basic twitter-twitter
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
the iphone twitter app is basically fine for anything you need to do
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jnglwzrd/status/304690439108325377https://twitter.com/jnglwzrd/status/308465527569928192
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
i think i can get down with some weird twitter (already on peanutfreemom)
i feel a little unnerved by the idea of actively having the thoughts of, say, jonah goldberg beamed into something that sits next to my balls
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
ya I love jongol
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
i'm still baffled by the fact that favstar is a real thing that people use
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jonahnro/status/315488016019886081
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
ok here's a dumm q: when you follow people, do they know it's you? or do they just see a +1 on their number or w/e
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
they can see a list of their followers, yeah
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
eh well all right
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
did u use ur g'ment name? otherwise no fear
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
no!
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
this isn't one of those high school teacher following students concerns is it
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
i mean i think it did on accident for a second cos it pulled something from gmail into the profile, but i got rid of it.
xp lol god no i just wonder how much personal bullshit goes on i guess
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
there is some workaround that people use to see who unfollowed them but i dont think twitter itself tells people when somebody unfollows them
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
weird workaround technology gave us that wonderful elif batuman/guy who writes books about american apparel interaction
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
if you wanna be incognito, you can add ppl to a private list instead of following them, then just look at the list instead of yr timeline
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
twitter is real good in terms of the limits/dynamics of personal interaction, imo. i struggle with that kinda thing elsewhere but it is a v nice way to communicate with people. @goole. FAO goole. @ilx.
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
can we change the thread title to pedo twitter tips
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 25, 2013 1:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
it's still pretty hilarious to me how favstars founders are probably making millions of dollars and wasting so much of twitter's resources through its bots crawling twitter over a feature that twitter engineers could add to twitter with like 5 lines of code
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
jokemen of twitter pay $5 a month to continue to see which of their tweets are most popular
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
are jokemen of twitter weird twitter
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
my understanding of weird twitter was that it had to be unintentional. i guess... NOT
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
yah... theres of course the 5 year old eggs w/ like 1 or 2 tweets ever. and theres diaper twitter and cuckold twitter and idk
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
diaper twitter. cuckold twitter.
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
youre gonna love diaper twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link