defend the indefensible: SBARRO

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man maybe that was the right place for that picture, i would go to sbarro if it was staffed by baby wookies or whatever that thing is

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

13 year olds who haven't discovered hanging out in denny's

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/131a.jpg

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I was trying to find a pic of a Sbarro hat to put on that wookie dog, but GIS has failed me.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

also, Support Eric Murphy. Buy Sbarro Sauce

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i cant hate on sbarro too much. they introduced me to a baked ziti dish which i have been addicted to ever since.

Yellow Carded (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/812/812430/entourage-hotandthestoned_460_1187011296.jpg

"HEY! GIVE SBARRO A CHANCE! JUST FUCKIN TRY IT, A'RIGHT?"

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

yearly sbarro thread revival ... YAY

crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Why has no one pointed out that S'barro is fast food speak for 'it's burro' (as in meat source)?

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 19 October 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

if sbarro goes out of business then I can put them back on my resume

hatchet, axe and saw supervisor (CaptainLorax), Monday, 19 October 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

and i think that i ate at that sbarro in euston station when i was last in the UK!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, October 20, 2006 2:56 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That sbarro is now gone! (The only place I would eat at euston station)
― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, October 20, 2006 3:10 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

SBARRO.

richard melville hell (crüt), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

SBARRO!

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

SBARRO?

polymath & psychics club (Lamp), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

My friend was a manager of Sbarro for a week. He told me the secret seasoning for their jojo potatoes is paprika. Try not to abuse this Sbarro secret!

great & spacious building (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

If I have my way, this secret will die with me, or even sooner.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i've always said that a little paprika goes a LONG way ...

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the WMD of the spice world.

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

YUP (re Michael Scott)

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

SUGGESTBARRO

Aerosol, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

when i knew no better i loved their ziti. in fact i prob would still like it.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ha! was just going to say that their ziti is sort of great in a "I'm at the airport and this is the best shitty food I'm going to get so why the hell not" sort of way.

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

3rded about their ziti and lasagna ... it's at least edible (if never great), and i'd eat Sbarro ziti and lasagna before i'd eat same from Olive Garden or certain non-chain pizza joints.

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never been to Olive Garden and I kind of want to change that.

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

their breadsticks are delicious

akm, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

and never ending

akm, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I have heard this rumor.

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

BANGKRUPTCY.
NABKIN DISPENDER.

andrew m., Friday, 1 April 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

No one will miss Sbarro. But expecting it to be "Italian" is like expecting German food at a hot dog stand. Stick with the pizza, fake marinara is the worst thing on earth!

don't smurf (u s steel), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

SBARRO. NOT PIZZA PROBLEM. CHANE STOREFRODS IN MALLS, IS DOUBLE WHAMY. TRAFFIC DOWN. CONSUBERS PUT AWAY WALITS. CAN'T BOOST REVANUE. CAN'T ADD BREKFESET OR LATE MENU. NOT LIKE OTHER CHANE. COMPEDIDORS LIKE DOMANO AND PIZZUT NO DEBT. STRONG CASH FLOW. INTENISY PRESSURE ON SBARRO AS KEY DET PAYMENTS COME DUE IN 2009.

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, February 10, 2009 7:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

beaten to the punch ... i hope the Sbarro thread can live on though!

a regular Brick City Britney, she is. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

worst fukn food

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

seems like it would burn

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i didn't know t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧ had a finance degree!

j., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.slate.com/id/2293006/pagenum/all/#p2

slate officially half a decade behind ilx

goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx

dayo, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I laughed out loud reading most of this; a shame he didn't visit Sbarro locations at interstate rest stops.

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Pizza Hut is emphasizing its "WingStreet" brand

Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx

― dayo, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ditto

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

we should sue!

Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Blair Chancey, editor of fast-food trade journal QSR magazine, told me that Sbarro's target demographic is "young, hungry males," and this might be so. But it also seems as though Sbarro courts the indifferent eater—tourists, children, people who just want a slice and a place to sit while they talk about the amazing pants they saw on sale at The Limited.

like we suspected ... sbarro targeted hungry bros and Michael Scott.

Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

the dispender demo

Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx

― dayo, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ditto

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 7:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

rolling thread?

dblake (symsymsym), Thursday, 5 May 2011 07:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Aww, Sbarro…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-s-SeigWs

naus, Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

NAPKIN DISPENDER.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

I swear Little Caesar's is infinitely better. But all they have are 2-second pizzas and yummy breadsticks.

one month passes...

My brother-in-law just gave me this as a wedding gift at the groom's dinner:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8463/8104389200_660fede01b.jpg

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

u read my mind eric h. i knew it was time for the yearly revival of this thread.

also lol @ that t-shirt.

spicy bacon, bitch! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link


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