is that like a ham burgler
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
bomble bomble
― I, rrational (mh), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/10089_374458056001835_789990493_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 7 April 2013 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dQUFWQe.jpg
^ a lil' gross anti-abortion macro, laughable at how naive it is
― 乒乓, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
how to make baby mcnuggets
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 7 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526813_562402370448612_994534599_n.jpg
― My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
had to stop myself from punching my laptop when I saw that on my feed
― My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
omg so true im in SO much debt to "massa card", like this if u think credit should b erased
― Øystein, Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
Just like the slaves, I went to the Carribean on a large ship, wherein I ran up "enslaving" debt.
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12785_368494776592533_415201850_n.jpg"normal chicken"
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528281_10151291554876324_1285171194_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 8 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Normal selectively bred mutant vs. advanced selectively bred mutant.
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Monday, 8 April 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
x-post I hope.
― nickn, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link
Transition is a noun, you poor dumb kids.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:54 (eleven years ago) link
Everything is a noun, or can be.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578305_10200911225966186_2097706210_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm waiting for the end of that sentence.
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
So is that little girl. ;_;
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
omg that lonely dependent clause at the endthese make me sad! at least it uses were instead of wasthat would be ott
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
Terrible shame really, police report it would have been enough to save her but for the 600 seconds it took this person to make a jpeg instead of just typing the text out as a status update.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
why more teachers aren't writing stupid hilarious shit on the chalkboards at work, taking photos of it, and making people forward it on facebook is beyond me
internet infamy is right there at the end of our chalky fingertips
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
how come jews mourn margaret thatcher but not all the other prime ministers who died --written by a teacher on a chalkboard
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
It is not my child. Three seconds will kill me!
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
today's date is 4-8-12! this won't happen again for 100 years! share if you think small children shouldn't die
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
i'll do it tomorrow and post here - second one will be attributed to Rumi
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.
― Plasmon, Monday, 8 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
if you are the man driving the car, do not go where the little girl tells you! go to the police station!!!
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
Gang members are now dressing up their headquarters as police stations. If you see a crying child, kill it. Share this now if you love ladies.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uo7D8b5VgnM/UU756FnR60I/AAAAAAAAEcs/1FnzP6D1VxE/s1600/VDOIN0.D.png
― tsrobodo, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
Yeah, that license plate number looked weird so I actually looked this up and that is not a valid license plate in Quebec. So on top of being a kidnapper, this guy is also illegally driving an unregistered vehicle. Please share this in less than 3 seconds. -- Bob Marley
― silverfish, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.google.com/search?q=72b+381
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249907_422139321191971_1926352941_n.jpg
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
oh no I'm so torn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
you're all out of faiththis is how you feel
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
gang members are now using old people with cancer to rape ladies. Bring your parents to crying children if they have cancer.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
irl lols
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?
― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpgpssst
― tylerw, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
so I'm going to die?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink
Monsanto
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"Found this at tineye.comhttp://cache.fanity.com/2013/03/28/136446122714.jpg
― Øystein, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
drop everything and serif it
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
If you have taken a minute to read this, the angels have seen you struggling with something: reading.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Could've been a New York minute
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
some people use metamucil, I use angels
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
do people really share these for lols/ironically? who?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
My high school typing teacher (more accurately a typing teacher at my high school, since I had the other one when I took the class) posts these with Wampolian earnestness
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link