Transition is a noun, you poor dumb kids.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:54 (eleven years ago) link
Everything is a noun, or can be.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578305_10200911225966186_2097706210_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm waiting for the end of that sentence.
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
So is that little girl. ;_;
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
omg that lonely dependent clause at the endthese make me sad! at least it uses were instead of wasthat would be ott
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
Terrible shame really, police report it would have been enough to save her but for the 600 seconds it took this person to make a jpeg instead of just typing the text out as a status update.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
why more teachers aren't writing stupid hilarious shit on the chalkboards at work, taking photos of it, and making people forward it on facebook is beyond me
internet infamy is right there at the end of our chalky fingertips
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
how come jews mourn margaret thatcher but not all the other prime ministers who died --written by a teacher on a chalkboard
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
It is not my child. Three seconds will kill me!
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
today's date is 4-8-12! this won't happen again for 100 years! share if you think small children shouldn't die
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
i'll do it tomorrow and post here - second one will be attributed to Rumi
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.
― Plasmon, Monday, 8 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
if you are the man driving the car, do not go where the little girl tells you! go to the police station!!!
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
Gang members are now dressing up their headquarters as police stations. If you see a crying child, kill it. Share this now if you love ladies.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uo7D8b5VgnM/UU756FnR60I/AAAAAAAAEcs/1FnzP6D1VxE/s1600/VDOIN0.D.png
― tsrobodo, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
Yeah, that license plate number looked weird so I actually looked this up and that is not a valid license plate in Quebec. So on top of being a kidnapper, this guy is also illegally driving an unregistered vehicle. Please share this in less than 3 seconds. -- Bob Marley
― silverfish, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.google.com/search?q=72b+381
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249907_422139321191971_1926352941_n.jpg
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
oh no I'm so torn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
you're all out of faiththis is how you feel
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
gang members are now using old people with cancer to rape ladies. Bring your parents to crying children if they have cancer.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
irl lols
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?
― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpgpssst
― tylerw, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
so I'm going to die?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink
Monsanto
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"Found this at tineye.comhttp://cache.fanity.com/2013/03/28/136446122714.jpg
― Øystein, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
drop everything and serif it
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
If you have taken a minute to read this, the angels have seen you struggling with something: reading.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Could've been a New York minute
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
some people use metamucil, I use angels
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
do people really share these for lols/ironically? who?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
My high school typing teacher (more accurately a typing teacher at my high school, since I had the other one when I took the class) posts these with Wampolian earnestness
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
I only ask b/c virtually all of them that I see posted are with near complete earnestness afaict. It's part of what makes facebook fun idle people-watching.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 5:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just reading about how there are people who set up pages like 'my little sister doesnt think shes beautiful click like to tell her she is' or 'name a state that has an N in it most people cant', get thousands of likes then sell the page to marketers who do with it as they please
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/MvOBpEYJGSg4EcnNX9ZpX59oS7sEfJnZDkcXCw11Pt3Kq6OsAlbr1JNbrktUepq_Va-CbjP3sjTS1xb6lFKWVvUw4H6DAmqaq6exj5uvVsrvxIIefQ
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
growing hops in an apartment and not brewing beer is more crazy imho
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
Can you really grow hops inside an apartment?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 April 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
lagoon otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
same dude posted some weirdo gmo stuff so I am guessing they are organic hops (lol)
he grew up in F4irf1eld, feel like La Lechera would be able to provide some background there
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
huhthat's weird
didn't know there were that many home brewers OR apartments in that particular small town!? enough to make a venn diagram of them? what's that, like 4?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
noo, this dude lives in nyc or something now
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
In that case I have 0 insight.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
thought that said Pot growers for a hot minute
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561808_518894651456686_1839950050_n.png
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
kushandwizdom
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
I cheated, my friend's friend posted this
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link