Internet Dating

In actual dates, he buys the first round, I buy the second - fair and square.

― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:28 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

You'd be surprised how many don't :(

This is all shit. I'm gonna go back to reading Justice buggering their way through the Canadian noize rock scene.

― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

wait r u SLASHing in this post

I wish I knew who MSTRKRFT were, this shit is HOTTTT.

First dates are weird - like, I don't like offering to buy the first round, coz it's like some guy big swinging dick thing, that they like to act all manly and liek they're in control and buying the bacon and that shit. But I'll always buy the second round (if there is one) to try and keep things even.

This shit is tough for girls, too, coz, like some dudes get all upset and BUTTHURTED if you offer to pay (did I use that word right?) like you've insulted hteir manhood or whatever. I just htink it's nice to offer, you know.

wait so you really are reading SLASH about Justice????

OF COURSE I'M RADING SLASH ABOUT JUSTICE, WHY THE HELL WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT!??!?!?

mstrkrft r not noize rock

What the fuck are they then?

Oh wait, I can GOOGLE!!!!!

what a world!

BRB. MORE VODKA.

what up kate i always dug this joint

also the usher love in the club rmx with the layla synths they did was the shit

I JST FOUND ONE ON YOUTUBE THAT I AM LOADING.

AH, IT IS ONE OF THOSE DFA DUDES THAT AMPSTER USD TO HAVE THE TOTAL CLIT-ON FOR!!!!!

HEE HEEE HEEE, LOOK WHAT CAM UP AS AN AD AS I AM LOADING...

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CNOzh6r16P2NugEQrAIY7wEyCJzBVKAtUq7d

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CNOzh6r16P2NugEQrAIY7wEyCJzBVKAtUq7d

I didn't realize you had paid Masonic Boom... I thought we were on the same boat as far as not wanting to ever pay for online dating goes. But I didn't revive this thread to complain that many sites make you pay. I revived it to find more free dating sites.

Most recently I have used PlentyOfFish, OkCupid, and Mingle2.. I might try yahoo personals again. Facebook and Myspace have been pretty crap for finding dates - since that's not their main purpose.

I found 3 pretty decent free dating sites, I'm not complaining about that. I'm just wondering if there is more.

Meetup.com is pretty crappy for my location

Free internet dating sites are invariable crap, because the fee serves to weed out timewaters.

Anyway, I've lost interest in internet dating - you do not wnat ot KNOW what Jesse just did with Xavier's ass. Wow. I didn't know that was physically possible,

Oh wait, it isnt'. This is slash.

kiu

how are you this drunk at like 6pm

7pm, not 6pm, started at about 5, half a bottle of vodka, and I just got turned down for a job I didn't evn want.

Also, bored out of my mind NAD CABIN FEVER from being fucking unemployed.

i don't like MSTRKRFT

They're kind of... a bit boring and samey and repetitive after a while. (yeah, I know, get one spacemen 3 album, what am I complaining about here?) I don't like them as much as I liked Justice.

Which just goes to show, you can't jduge a band by how hott the slash is. (didn't i learn that 15 years ago with manic street preachers?)

NAD CABIN FEVER

NAD CABIN FEVER

this is probably around the time you want to put up an ad on craigslist, invite a bro over to share the vodka, and watch the magic blossom

in this country, we got Gumtree, which is probably even less effective than Craigslist

altho I HAVE gotten 6 weeks' good work experience outta Gumtree

I didn't realize you had paid Masonic Boom...

Yes you did.

YO GASPARD AND XAVIER, I GOT YR VODKA RITE HERE BRO, COME ROUND AND CAN I WATCH YOU TWO BUMING EACH OTHER OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

DDB DANCE PARDEEEE

This is boring. i wnt to listen to Yes.

I wonder if there is YES slash out there... hrrrmrmrmmrrmmrmmmmm

!

i might have to start a new internet dating thread

lolz

No matter how many Internet dating threads you start Lorax you still smell like feet.

watch the magic blossom into a total clit-on

Do you know how freaking hard it is to google "yes slash" ? ?!?!??!

it's at times like these, I wish there were something like Gaydar for DDBs. That would mka life so much easier if you could just get on the interwebs and order one up like pizza instead of having to go on so many boring ass dates.

bet if you order a pizza there's a decent chance a mopey skinny dude will be the one that delivers it

problem solved

Not around here, mate. :-(

if hes bringing you pizza the mopey & skinny will both happen soon enough

mopey ok but why will he get skinny

bored now.

libcrypt is my arch-enemy

I believe "Jon Anderson Chris Squire slash" may be more effective (although Squire and Bruford look like total goons).

i dont like online dating, i think dudes get like super high expectations or something and then i feel rejected and its like shit man im a babe whats yr prob?

http://www.huxrecords.com/rick_wakeman1.jpg

rick wakeman nevar forget

I couldn't find slash for any of them.

'70s rick wakeman was a dreamy dude.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 70s Rick Wakeman.

Ah, "prog rock organ cape slash" yes.

I think maybe you're right about the high expectations thing, but then both sides kind of suffer from that. No matter how much I freaking SPELL. IT. OUT. in my profile - I'm a fattie. I'm of fairly average looks. I still think men are disappointed when they meet me in the flesh, and no, I'm not being disingenuous, and I'm not being overly modest, I am a fattie of very average looks.

Damn, I got so distracted by the Justice slash I fogot to get more vodka.

These two addictions will battle to the death – within you!

Vodka? French electrohouse slash? Vodka? French electrohouse slash?

This is like daddy or chips.

But mind you, not if I end up at hte offie at ungodly ocklock buying JUZTIZIA brand crap Polish vodka or whatever.

rick wakeman/king boy pato slash

TWO GREAT TASTES TAHT GO GREAT TOGETHER!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA X-POST

Cheap vodka shots alternated w/pickle brine shots is the only way I've found to make cheap vodka tolerable.