even more quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a new rolling new york times thread

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (4707 of them)

everyone should just urinate in the street - modern ppl are too squeamish

Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

Urine is sterile when it comes out of your body. How long does it stay sterile when it's puddled under a parked car? I presume all you urine apologists would have no problem drinking out of a glass I peed in, right? Urine is sterile, after all.

carl agatha, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

like i don't do it bc i don't want to offend ppl's sensibilities but if the culture was cool w/ it i'd totally urinate wherever whenever

Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

can i also just

a williamsburg yuppie shitting her kid

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

there's a urine taboo but biologically speaking i should be totes okay drinking your urine xxp

Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

thread getting very wtf up in here

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

o_O

caek, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

for the record i'm not a urine apologist, i'm just saying that as a person who has spent 90% of his life living in cities its just a fact of life that i've leraned to ignore, and afaict it hasnt affected my ability to post to ilx so everythings cool

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

Mordy otm

unless you have a rare disease whose pathogen persists in urine (there are not a lot of these btw)

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

is prospect park even in the same borough as williasmburgs. im very unsure of what the terrain is like on the other side of the bridge

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

totally ok with parents using this technique in their own home. heard of it before, toilet trained at three weeks is rubbish, but it does apparently work.

routine peeing or pooing in the street though is not ok, however old you are.

i mean i don't care if urine is sterile. so what? crude oil is sterile. doesn't mean i want it dumped on the pavement.

caek, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

what's your stance on dogs then

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

i think peeing in the street should be okay. obv feces is a totally different situation.

Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

dy OTM about gross public bathrooms, but the solution there is to clean the bathrooms, not to turn our city streets into open sewers of human waste.

xp biologically speaking, sure, but you can probably eat your own poop, too. I guess my point is that just because something is taboo doesn't mean it's a great thing. Some things are taboo for a reason.

I don't know, this is a dumb thing to argue about. You badass dudes who don't care about pee are just too tough for me, I guess.

carl agatha, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

i've learned to ignore it, too. but that doesn't change the fact that it's still disgusting & that parents shouldn't be enabling their kids to go in public.

Prospect Park is mostly in Park Slope ... which also has its share of yuppie/hipster douchebags who might read an article like this one & decide that this is a good idea.

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

can somebody confirm for me that williamsburg is in prospect park

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

tbqh tho when i've had particularly flared crohn's disease i've used what was available and a more lenient cultural approach to elimination would definitely have made my life easier during some rough times

Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not "cool with it" - it smells terrible! it's just not a public health hazard on the level of HUMAN SHIT EVERYWHERE

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

probably children should not be allowed outdoors until they are fully potty trained and able to speak in complete sentences, so i think 12 would be a good age to let kids out

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

in rome all the public toilets have the seat removed - thank god for strong thigh muscles i guess

Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

Rome also has a lot of squat-over-a-hole-in-the-floor public toilets, too.

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

like this one:

http://onceinalifetimetravel.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/614_o1.jpg

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

utopeea

buzza, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

buzza!! :O

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

Do you guys seriously never let your kid pee on a tree in the park in an emergency situation? What about your dog, do you find an open coffeeshop so it can piss in a toilet?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

HUMAN SHIT EVERYWHERE

people peein' in mordy's mouth / man he just don't care

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

emergencies? sure.

this article was about yuppies who let their kids shit and piss in public and in their sinks in lieu of as part of their potty training, which is totally different.

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

its not any different than what dogs do

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

is prospect park even in the same borough as williasmburgs. im very unsure of what the terrain is like on the other side of the bridge

― 乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:07 (22 minutes ago) Permalink

i can't decide whether I like your new Tuomas of Brooklyn schtick.

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

reminder that pet owners let their pets shit and pee in public and also at home in the case of cats and these same pet owners let these same pets sit and rub their shit encrusted butts all over the bed, sofa, floor, carpet, rug

pet owners: is it gross that your pet poops and doesn't wipe

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a fuckin Pamper

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

I have totally taken my kid behind a tree to pee when necessary, that's just standard op procedure in an emergency. but as a matter of habit gtfo

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

dogs eat their own vomit in public I don't see why you'd have any problem training your kid to do the same

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

we're the only animal that doesn't eat our own poop, that's not natural

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

dogs eat their own poop and you peopel still let them into your hous and kiss them on the mouth smh

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

dogs eat their own poop and you peopel still let them into your hous and kiss them on the mouth smh

this is probably why some cultures consider dogs to be unclean.

i've never kissed a dog -- or any other non-human animal -- on the mouth, and never will.

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Tuomas of Brooklyn

Please let this become some sort of bizarro world Tom of Finland

joygoat, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://memegenerator.net/instance/31108329

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

I have literally never even been to Brooklyn

fucking Telstra (silby), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

brooklyn isn't a place it is a state of mind

iatee, Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

never forget

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2006/10/medium_frank%20the%20shitter.jpg

buzza, Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

the thing that gets me about that every time is that he really does look like a dude who might shit in your kitchen

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

Was "peaced" slang for "departed" in October 2006?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

course yeah it's like "peaced out"

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol olden timez

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

I've heard "peace out" said by people departing, obviously, I just never saw "peaced" used as an intransitive verb. My vague memory is that I might at that time have said "and then booked," but who can say what year was the year of booking-as-departing.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

"Booked" is pretty old, much older than "peaceful."

*jaymc signal*

carl agatha, Saturday, 20 April 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

PEACED

thanks, obamacorrect

carl agatha, Saturday, 20 April 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

We see a sensible shoe with a $480 price tag or an oatmeal cookie for $4 and sometimes don't register that these are luxury versions of normal items available from Payless or Entenmann's.

http://nyti.ms/Y2G3dS

that pretty much always registers with me tbh

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

aargh that article, aarrgh it ruined my subway ride this morning

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.