why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

the greatness that you are what

I AM THE GREATNESS

- Cat Power

that one is pretty much exactly a definition of narcissism

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

lol

WAY off Melrose.

What if you're not so great?

surround yourself with more people who are not aware of the greatness that you...aren't?

I'm not sure

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151528038279780&set=a.167521679779.116171.166108344779&type=1&ref=nf

Just passing around bumper stickers we've seen now.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/604142_10151528038279780_1776457558_n.jpg

ew, that makes me think of a literal church with appendages growing everywhere

That's exactly what it refers to

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11491_536468669725169_257774021_n.jpg

Goddamn it. What is this - a fridge magnet?

sassy catchphrases + vintage images = the bread and butter of fridge magnet producers

aaaaaaand the bread and butter of fb image producers!

The line between wacky fridge magnets and someecards is actually pretty small.

Paradox- the more fond a person is of sassy catchphrases, the more likely they are to be a hopeless rube

sassy catchphrases + vintage images = the bread and butter of fridge magnet producers

see also: the mugs/handtowels/ sold at whole foods that have basically that identical formula: vintage image + sassy complaint/catchphrase

complaining is sold to women like it's a fun hobby

"Why worry about the evening meal, when I can have a little drinkie?"

(you fill in the picture)

i'm all for drunky fecklessness as an official culture

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/907323_363712360407992_634058748_n.jpg?oh=5c206cdd30dc42975520f679f69a49ba&oe=517755FD&__gda__=1366814156_4da41c40d9c85c49c9f53b1e60915769

Repost this as "What each fuck means"

Your fun WHAT???

your perfect

your perfect butt
your fun shoulder

Trying to act like you don't have a boner: Your worthy of respect

Licking teeth: Your weird

upperchest
what's that

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/482713_448085525260268_145707206_n.jpg

I can't even comprehend the chain of signal degrading events whatever that is went through. Is that a photo of a jpeg being projected onto a screen?

Since you read this...

Your lucky lotto numbers are posted on the back.

lol @ your worst week starts now, i think you're a few days late homie

If you don't repost this your skin will melt off your face right...NOW

that's some straight up ringu meme right there.

All of these remind me of middle school chain letters.

I think that's precisely what they are. I'm guessing there's a whole 7th grade FB ecosystem that's completely off ILX's radar.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68555_185175924965491_663391920_n.jpg

"He was a good Catholic, so consumed by his faith that he spent his time making memes about it."

the irony of course is that the word "meme" was coined by, guess who, Richard Dawkins

I think I just now realized, today, that when I see the name "Richard Dawkins" flying around on ILX, people are not, in fact, discussing the avuncular host of TV's "Family Feud."

yeah they should use 'culturgen' in protest, the same way some conservatives use bing cuz google art isn't patriotic or xian enough

dawkins has become like chomsky where there's two types of conversations you can have about the dude and unfortunately the one you're more likely to have is by far the less interesting

I much prefer calling him out for being a stupid racist dick tbh.

Thats the conversation I mostly have

dawkins has become like chomsky where there's two types of conversations you can have about the dude and unfortunately the one you're more likely to have is by far the less interesting

― balls, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I much prefer calling him out for being a stupid racist dick tbh.

― oppet, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:00 AM (33 minutes ago)

both OTM

Hooray for Florida!

Only 49 more states to go! Hooray for Florida !

I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida , because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!

Hooray for Florida ! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, "If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free."

Applicants must pay for the drug test, but are reimbursed if they test drug-free. Applicants who test positive for illicit substances, won't be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment. Those who fail a second time will be banned from receiving funds for three years!

Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional.
How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?

Forward this if you agree!
Let's get welfare back to the ones who need it, not to those who won't get a job.
I AGREE, DO YOU?

https://www.facebook.com/HitLikeIfAgreed?ref=hlt

really just judging u for being friends w/whoever posted this

How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?

Hahaha fuck your job, dude!