the gentle art of face grabbing.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
Alienfacehugger.jpg
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
bite her face
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
Advanced tip: grab side of face for unobstructed lean-in.
― lazulum, Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ml8dz6kc1rd9j3do1_500.jpg
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
grab her wristpull her towards you as she tries to run awaygently cover her mouth & nose with chloroform rag
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
Look into her eyesLook back at her eyes againLook intently at the filmy surface of her eyesIt'll drive her crazy
― lazulum, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
it'll drive her crazy, i promise
love, dad
― trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta say that one reads less like "how to be a man" material, and more like milo's "7th grade facebook ecosystem" - this is imaginary advice for 12-year-olds furiously scribbling down notes and planning their perfect first move. Really picturing Louis from Tom The Dancing Bug here.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hand-over-face-15077239.jpg
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."Bob Marley." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Really want to know what was on the front.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
on the front it said "Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."
D:
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Bob is dead -- NietzscheNietzsche is dead -- Bob
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Jacob Marley is dead - Scrooge
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Marley is dead - Basil Brush
― Mark G, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550296_183553965132774_2067970151_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
-bob marley
ironic that bob marley died when a piano fell on him
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/178921_498293846869302_1945601516_n.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley didn't say that, xp
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
bruce willis's character is dead the whole movie
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
the secret of pulp fiction iirc
― mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
y it is called die hard
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 08:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7jNqInc.jpg
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
I tell you what, if you want to grab someone's face, two fingers jammed up their nostrils works a treat. leaves you with a free hand too, so you don't even have to put down your sandwich
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 12:28 (eleven years ago) link
If you grab someone's face, they may give you $5,000.
― scintilla (seandalai), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
SORRY if this has been posted. no way in hell I can load this whole page.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556593_162300870583800_271756088_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
seems p obvious i'm not against bullying since i did all that stuff and such, jeez.
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
That 1% you said had a heart. They just got stabbed in the heart.
― crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
1% empathy what a country
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
I like this sub-phenomenon of re-posting strategies. Pessimistic reverse psychology seems to get results.
― lazulum, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
soz gay boy
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
was pretty jokes tho
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
You think you freaking know them. Guess what?You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying And furthermore you are a disgrace to the teaching profession imo
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
Quite like this for a meme: http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Brain/popular/2/
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12517_581301701903280_633049928_n.png
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
I met a man with seven wives
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
I met a man with a dollar,we exchanged blows andnow I have 2 dollars.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
all this has done for me is get Frank Black's 'Los Angeles' stuck in my head
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
looks like mr. magoo accidentally wandered into a facebook meme and was mistaken for a famous sage who happens to be his unlikely doppelganger
― Spectrum, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
ehhhhhh not sure about this
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/284318_489992024389120_282978882_n.jpg
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, fuck you.
― emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
(Not you, LL, obviously. Unless you have a secret facebook macro making side and are actually responsible fir all of these.)
― emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
no way! i just saw this and thought yknow what that's not how they work AT ALL
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
also f u too <3
that is terrible.
― crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
an acoustic guitar, seriously?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
― crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
Girl on right really into his Boots of Spanish Leather
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link