I'm drunk!

WHAT IT IS

im pissed for being kicked out of a bar for spiking drinks.
why the hell did I let myself get caught. what a dumbass

what the fuck were you doing spiking drinks in a bar

btw 3 shots tequila + some sips of the 40 have me right as rain afairc

i cant afford getting drunk any other way

what

are you talklin

like dogg i'm trying to figure

what are you like ordering sodas and trying to spike your drink??

lol

order soda + spike your drink = the only way I can afford drinking nowadays

but like

in order to spike the dirnk

you must already HAVE THe alchohol!!

DO YOU SEE WHER EI'M GOIN WITH THIS

language barrier made me think for a sec you were casually admitting rohypnolin some bitches

right!!??

ain't the lang barrier dogg!

mr. boston is sooooo cheap. no I don't see where you are going. cheap is better than expensive. but getting kicked out sucks and your are right about that.

where i am going is you already hav the alchohol which is the expensive portion of the monetary transaction why are you going out and spiking your drinks when you could clearly be in other settings

dude, i hear you about spiking drinks and how much it sucks baws getting kick out of shit. like, what the fuck dude, just trying to get my drink on!

i, on the other hand, went to a film festival OPENING GALA, and after the film, they turned the damn cinema into a disco, and since it was all sponsored by a whiskey company, it was FREE BAR!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Hoos gotta point, you. if you ain't got bros that will hook you up with drinkage, you ain't got no bros! sit at home on your own and dig some tunes that you like, dawg.

Okay, you can have it two ways:

1. Go to a bar, restaurant, or business that sells alcohol, and purchase their alcohol in exchange for getting to enjoy whatever it is that made you want to go there (atmosphere? social life?).

2. Enjoy the more affordable price of alcohol purchased from a grocery or liquor store by drinking the alcohol at your home, or the home of a willing friend.

Anything else and you've officially entered homeless people territory.

Homeless people territory is the realm of action that will cause others to be appalled by your behavior.

Hoos, I guess I clearly HAVE to be in other settings now whether I like it or not. But around here, most settings suck, and now I have one less place to hang out with some friends. Not like it was a great place for me. But any place beyond the boring realm is really important right now in my life. I live in the boonshits

i am currently in homeless people territory fyi

lol i was drinking out this forty on my walk home from the gas station

I like bars because its the only place to meet girls in my town, and yeah thats pretty sad but its the truth

ain't nothin wrong trying, Lorax. Abbot is just hatin'.

i feel u capn

i'm not tryna hate i'm just tryna probe why of all things u are spiking yr drink at a wild wings

See a good way to not impress girls is to get kicked out of a bar.

+ yeah I am a hater, I have worked in too many restaurants with fucking peeps trying to bring in their own booze which I guess if I didn't catch you then yeah whatevs but the reason you DID get caught is bcz you were so drink from your clever methodology that you invariably made yourself an ass in an establishment people pay to be in.

yay! thanks guys and girls

Bringing alcohol into a movie theater is another story, however.

lol @ "you were so drink from your clever methodology" shit needs to be a raekwon mixtape title imo

abbs u should be on aim!

or not lol

40 half gone

seezine

but barwork/waitressing is the worst! you're forced to act in some way coz a bunch of cunts make you be that way to get tips! so anyone subverting that shit should be allowed to do so, coz the establishment sucks donkey balls with a gargantuan straw. DO U C???

alright, was a bit mean. just trying to drop truth bombs while my 14.5% wine runs out. bedtime mothafuckas!

fuck

yeah?

totally!

stil drunk btw

lol <3

lol liter of manatees afaik

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11:45 PM
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<3

1/3 of 40 remains

1/3 is prob warm by now just drop that shit and get y'self some fine wild irish rose or thunderbird doggg.

Only like $2 and if you don't have that I will paypal you $2.

either there are flies flying near my eyes or i am drnkerr thean tough