I'm drunk!

yay! thanks guys and girls

Bringing alcohol into a movie theater is another story, however.

lol @ "you were so drink from your clever methodology" shit needs to be a raekwon mixtape title imo

abbs u should be on aim!

or not lol

40 half gone

seezine

but barwork/waitressing is the worst! you're forced to act in some way coz a bunch of cunts make you be that way to get tips! so anyone subverting that shit should be allowed to do so, coz the establishment sucks donkey balls with a gargantuan straw. DO U C???

alright, was a bit mean. just trying to drop truth bombs while my 14.5% wine runs out. bedtime mothafuckas!

fuck

yeah?

totally!

stil drunk btw

lol <3

lol liter of manatees afaik

00:57] chelives1986: like the degree of logisitics involved in drunken sea cow tippin is hilarios to me

11:45 PM
abbitheanera: I have been pulling this luna-style lead on: I am really a dugong, posting from Florida's marshes

<3

1/3 of 40 remains

1/3 is prob warm by now just drop that shit and get y'self some fine wild irish rose or thunderbird doggg.

Only like $2 and if you don't have that I will paypal you $2.

either there are flies flying near my eyes or i am drnkerr thean tough

If you can't hold two-beers worth of liquor w/o confessing then son you have got to get y'self straight.

Get Right With God

fffuck

Cervezas con Dios

hhoooooos

RIGHT!

ay

dag really

hahaha hi goole i seem to remember you from where i was getting drunk.

also, hlo hoos

i am off to rummage in the fridge. best of luck to all of yall.

qual as fuck omo ust sayin you know afaic or w/e u know lol right

I got kicked out of Wild Wings Cafe last night for getting caught spiking my coke - the dude said never come back
I went home and the dude who lives a mile away wouldn't let me drive home from his house, so he drove me to my house and had his dad drive him back home. I went inside and told my mom I was depressed. (source - I live at home until I can get a job)

it was pretty retarded of me to post that twice ^^^ I forgot I had posted about it the night before in this same thread (and another..)

they let me go back to wild wings but I don't want to back

oh hi

!!%!!getting there!!%!!

:D :D :D :D :D

Cheap beer night at a minor league game + no dinner = I will soon join u.

i have too many (or just enough) drinks in me. beers yum.

I am drunk and sitting in the alley by my house in a lawn chair stealing wifi, cause my connection is down FOR THE FOURTH NIGHT IN A ROW

also it is cold outside

kinda !

I'm goin to the park to feed DUCKS.

But then I'll prolly wind up here later.

i mean kinda drunk, not kinda cold outside (here it is warm and humid)

xp

wanna trade!!!

Guys baseball is pretty much the best game.

Also girls in Portland like to wear sundresses to games. So, best x2.

Sundresses are like one of the best parts of summer. Baseball's pretty rad too.

Oh man with the exposed rose tattoos and the billowy niceness and the duel between pitcher and batter.

Fuck winter, imo.