"OK, that's all about the birds, now let's move on to learning all about the bees."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
"And you said city living was for the birds."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"How did we get this couch up the ladder? And what are we plugging this lamp into? Our home makes no sense, and isn't funny."
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you think 'klossnet' is the name of our ISP?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I think we should see other pigeons."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
"I really wish you would stop yelling that between songs."
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/13/p465/130513_contest_p465.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
"what can i say? i love fucking giraffes!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
After the first trial, it was roundly agreed that a simple height restriction wasn't going to achieve the desired result.
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Wouldn't it be crazy if this was how it happened!"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Jesus."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
"NO. SLEEP. TILL BROOKLYN!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"They've each learned another species' culture and will pass it on to future generations."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I can't believe we were worried about the rabbits."
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha, that should win
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
"We're on some Life of Pi shit."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
Dan ftw
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"We're too late," you said. "All the animals are drowned by now," you said.
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
"God has his way of doing things, and I have my way of doing things."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
"God is dead"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
It's in case we need girrafts.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
"what did you think it was going to be like living with richard branson in retirement?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Hold on, which one is 'cubits' and which one is 'giraffes'?"
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
It's ok- God told me they'll evolve into whatever
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
"I know what God said, but how many people get a chance to actually realize their DREAM?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
'we bought a zoo'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
"do you still have a subscription to the New Yorker or do you mostly just read the content they offer for free online?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you know what planet this is, son? EARTH"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
"What if...like, this is the Planet of the Giraffes and we're the rescued human pair!"
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'd expect a drowning witch to be grateful
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
'... other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm as surprised as you. I didn't think giraffes were carnivorous either."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I did love you, once, but the Deluge is my life now."
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
(in a yiddish accent) "What can I say? I won them in the girraffle."
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
"Think they misread the part before 'Rides For Free' on the bumper sticker"
― Retreat from the Sunship (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Christ, what a giraffe"
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
Amazon insist that this was the order as received
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
"This is a funny looking coffee table. Did you follow the self assembly instructions correctly?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
'who is your favorite marketplace reporter? mine is chana giraffe-wolt'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
"and then bitcoin plummeted, so now we do this for awhile i guess."
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I think I'm still in shock about how badly I fucked up, like I'm not really dealing with it yet, you know? Because this is terrible."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
"I wish I was taller."
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
"what giraffes?"
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
"....and then I got to thinking, well, in a flood, I mean a real flood, standing on a cat or whatever aint gonna do you any good, but..."
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
"I'll give them this, they got a helluva union"
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
"I've read Leviticus- these're the only fucking things we can eat."
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
haha those are all great
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Your last one was the most 'ilx' funny imo
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Guess those antediluvian bridge makers weren't so incompetent after all"
― Retreat from the Sunship (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
leviticus one + treeship's "dealing with it" + girraffle + We're too late + rabbits are all lulz.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link