I'm drunk!

the "finish all the nearly-empty alcohol bottles" part of preparing to move is the best? worst?

People use alcohol to get up the nerve to do a lot of things: talk to girls, get in fights, dangerous stunts, whatever. For me, it takes getting drunk to do serious house cleaning. Last night a pint of Tanqueray had me on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. A kitchen floor that, when I looked at it sober, the best I could do was scowl at.

yup

the title of this thread is otm

Your appraisal of the otmness of this thread title is otm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

if someone doesn't get drunk with me (i'm drunk,) i'll just have some sad monologue about Harriet Wheeler and Natalie Imburglia and Vanessa Carlton and how I'll miss my cute/awesome english prof. from winter.

i got straight A's. drink with me.

i'm home til late june. bleurgh.

congrats!!!!!

crut! drink! Georgia Tech rigt? yr engineering program is a little better than M's i think!!!

Yeah but I quit school, and also I can't drink alcohol right now :[

BTW, sorry for mentioning those three in the same breath! but i love them all (but the sundays are my favorite band ever,) always in search of also-rans/things that almost almost sound like the sundays!

so drunk. fifth drink. Chameleons!!!

ohhh. well, sometimes i feel like school is intellectual circle jerk anyway. AND, sometimes when i do not have alcohol at hand, i just spin around in a circle until i get real dizzy and fall down.

so just do that and we'll party. we're in this together.

okay man?

3... 2... 1... and i'm posting natalie imbruglia videos. someone talk me down, i don't wanna do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O5_FQKcaI

(not natty.)

ummm. someone please drink with me and talk about the chameleons and shit. i promise i won't post natalie imbruglia videos or talk about depressing shit. i'm going to miss A2 for the nest few weeks (back late June). and nectos. bleurgh.

ps: The Prids RULE. (but i hate hipsters.)

you people actually WANT me to post natalie imbruglia videos, don't you? well, i can't, because i don't thin she ever did one for "beauty on the fire." now, i have had seven drinks, and i will reminisce about my last lover (romance) (girly boyfriend)

god, i miss a2 already. HERE I AM, with all of these fucking hill people. up north. i'm not even in-state. i'm from out East, i have family in the mitten, etc. I'm fucking retarded and couldn't get into harvard. i want to fucking die. these one-eyed, suspender-wearing, loose jeans, ford pick-up, ugly ugly ugly, croc wearing, SHORTS wearing, hairy knuckles, motherfuckers. i don't know.

ps: The Prids RULE.

that they do, that they do

Eeyyyy my momma wore crocs and had hairy knuckles you sonbitch

wanna go outside?

i don't understand, sorry

ARE YOU DRUNK?

fuck you, darraghmac. seriously. you're a small person. you're petty. you'll never fly as high as i do. you JUST DON'T really do anything. you're a fucking turd and post on ilx all day. like, really, what is your deal? really? what have you ever achieved? nothing. fuck you, loser.

i get straight A's. volunteer, contribute to my community, and have two jobs (while depressed!) to pay for my mother's housing. what the fuck do you do???

oh, and i go to a really good school.

and i was raised poor.

fuck you, turd.

it's been done

jesus christ. what just happened? yeah, i don't like D. i really dislike D. but, i don't know what's happening. i have three days off now.

let's drink and talk about Sarah Records and hit parade and orchids or something. fuck D, though.

Yeah, and I take care of my widowed Mother and Slow sister. I work really fucking hard. I WORK REALLY FUCKING HARD. Don't fuck with me. Ok.

Attaboy!

is that all you got?

fuck off. i'm going out to smoke. goodnight motherfuckers.

Its early, im sober, thats....thats all i got

please punch my card, I am drunk

bleurgh. acting up. let's make this a safe space tonight, where D is disallowed.

i like spirea x. i also wonder whatever happened to Swallow.

(still v. drunk, and will be fer hours, too much coffee, too much momentum after finals, too much cheap ass admiral nelson blah.)

what's f. hazel up to tonight? !

y'all

Y'all y'all yall

otm

I love the jump cut from "lie down on the couch for a second" to "hour and a half late to work"

jump cut and nothing has moved but the room is full of sunlight

ran out & had to go to the polish shop. just put my tin down & somehow splashed lech in my eye

the goggles they do nothing

I love the jump cut from "lie down on the couch for a second" to "hour and a half late to work"
--the girl from spirea x (f. hazel)

hahaha can I just say that hours after you posted this this exact thing happened to me

Columbia! Ohhh. Ohhh. I'm dyingggg. Just need one more rec!!! LSAT is so fucking easy. SO FUCKING easy FOR ME. THIS SHIT IS EASY for me. For me.

I wish I were home, in A2. Instead, I am with HILL PEOPLE. HILL PEOPLE.

YOU THINK THAT THEY WOULD ENDEAR THEMSELVES TO ME AND SHOW ME THEIR WAYS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, NO NO NO. THEY ARE FUCKING AWFUL. THEY JUST DRUNK DRIVE AND PISS IN PONDS ALL DAY.

IM DYIIIIING HERE. SEND HELP.

HILL

PEOPLE

I am in an airport bar in SFO getting drunk so I can sleep on my red eye flight back to Cleveland. It's taking a lot more than I anticipated.

I'M ON FUCKING HOLIDAYYYYYYYYY'ALL

No work for a week! Been OTing like crazy, did a 13hr shift on sunday w only 30 mins for lunch. I NEED THIS

post-pub food: halloumi in pitta, baby courgettes, all w olive oil sea salt black pepper lemon juice

this holiday I will:

• go to cambridge beer fest
• read war & peace
• apply for a job that isn't at t€$¢o
• drink innit

yechhhhhhhhh just opened a bottle of warm rose

brrr I'm finishing this bottle but it's gross

Too much time on ilx moment: tried to decode brrr