The Reason The Movie Camera Was Invented: Michael Bay's "Pain And Gain" (2013)

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haha yeah.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

On the apparent (I haven't seen it yet) failure or lack of willingness of "Pain & Gain" to reflect upon its basis in reality, and also Spring Breakers. Interesting enough.

http://www.popmatters.com/pm/column/171180-spring-breakers-pain-gain-and-postmodern-folly-at-the-movies/

Mule, Friday, 10 May 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

this was a lot of fun

three months pass...

Just re-watched this (I bought the DVD). The most utterly & perfectly American movie of 2013. The Rock deserves an Oscar.

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i laughed my ass off, this was so much better than I thought. Not perfect, and agree upthread there was way too much voiceover and corny bullshit, but basically it's like bodybuilding serial killers star in Bad Boys III. I dunno if Bay was parodying himself because of the 90's setting or that's the only way he knows how to make movies set in Miami but hey, I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mainly I dug it because this is the role that I've been DYING to see The Rock play. He was hilarious. And Wahlberg plays a good meathead.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 December 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link

i hear eeeenormously homophobic

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2013 06:36 (ten years ago) link

well it's Michael Bay, who constructed an entire "comedy" scene around Martin Lawrence and Will Smith sounding "gay" in an electronics store.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Monday, 30 December 2013 06:50 (ten years ago) link

Actually that could be indicative of what I find so troubling about P&G: The characters would be totally homophobic, so representing them as such isn't a problem. The actual problem is that it's one of the many aspects that Bay seems to really enjoy about them.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Monday, 30 December 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link

aaaawkward

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

was hoping he'd say "fuck it we'll do it live"

Hungry4Ass, Monday, 6 January 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

hit EJECT after 33 minutes, i'm fine with that decision

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

"this kid's parents took him to Paris, and France"

haha i get it he's stoopit

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

did u finish it

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 16 January 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Streaming on Netflix starting the 10th

Alvarius B. Goode (WilliamC), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

Just started watching this, pretty fun.

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

"You love those big bitches, and they love to eat. It's okay!"

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

great movie

Unchanging Window (Ross), Monday, 26 June 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link


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