the mother's vague regret! must this really be the way of things? she supposes it is for the best.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
Mothboy must at least be given the chance to have a normal childhood
― 乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
As far as I can see, the USA indoctrinates kids to harbor grandiose dreams of fame and fortune in imaginary artistic careers and generally overinflates their sense of their own talent.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Aimless OTM. This leads later to at best, a jaded distrust in all hopes and dreams, or at worst - crippling depression and inability to cope within society.
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
Keep clipping those wings, 50s parents, you had the right idea after all...
the scissors tho u r not holding them at the correct angle
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
youll maybe clip off a tiny bit of wing that way
http://antredugreil.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/angel.jpg
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
dad's murderous look indicates he might be holding the scissors so as to cut off boy's head and not wings
O_O
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
i think it's good to encourage kids' creativity. no sense adapting our personalities to capitalism even if we do need to adapt our careers that way.
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
i agree basically - if there's a problem - i don't think there's really a problem - it's about encouraging aspirations which are attuned to the sickest fantasies of capitalist society rather than encouraging fantasy in itself - fuck dealing with the hegemonic version of reality
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Don't look so sad, kid. Those wings were useless except as decoration anyway. And it would be hell to find clothes that fit you.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
having wings like that would just encourage destructive fantasies of masked vigilantism.
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
but he could FLY TO SCHOOL that would be rad
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
His body would have to shrink considerably if those sized wings were ever going to get him so much as an inch off the ground.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if he would get more or less OK Cupid messages as an adult with those wings
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
You should NOT message me if...your wingspan is less than 6'0''. Sorry guys... nothing personal but I just do not go for chickadees. Bonus points if you have tailfeathers too...or can shake it like you got em ;)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
That one friend with the high-school bad-girl regret macros occasionally posts things like this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/947292_364687916964646_772715982_n.jpg
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/550x/ac/f3/81/acf381335b3e2a04953ebb719a11fbe6.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
steve's looking pretty good these days
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
decided to be unapologetically himself, i heard
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
“How would your life be different if…You stopped making negative judgmental assumptions about people you encounter? Let today be the day…You look for the good in everyone you meet and respect their journey.” ― Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free
Yeah quit being judgmental and respect Steve's journey.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
Breakin down the beauty myth one macro at a time
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945959_528798320513694_1400914811_n.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.britney.com/uk/forum/empowered-woman
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 12 May 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
...and airbrushed like crazy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
steve maraboli and marc loi should totally hang out.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/902_10152463279130327_502210884_n.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 12 May 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
A damning indictment of the mysterious, unnamed man at bottom.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― human after y'all (Treeship), Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hqttppr.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
''Hoom, hoom,'' added Treebeard.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
The day they took that photo, John Lennon had been tripping on pure grade LSD for 300 days in a row. In that photo he just noticed a giant purple paramecium floating through the wall.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181655_534609719935267_2064052637_n.jpg
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but which bee?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
the bee that rests upon a leaf in the cosmos, staring down at tiny earth
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
which man then
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
I must bee strong, and carry on
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the man is Albert Einstein?
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
Albert Einstein was a bit out of his area of expertise there.
― Aimless, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
if e=m (b x b), then yeah, we're all dead.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
bee-lack holes?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
Also wish I knew how to make a superscript 2.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trolling (in the fishing sense) through this guy's page. He's an old guy up on the ridge who puts up at least one macro a day.
They all look like this:
http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/934896_267215146758515_1687430221_n.jpg
It took me a second to figure out what was going on. On my first computer, when I'd make photo edits within whatever was Mac Paint, they'd have those letterboxes at the top too. But this guy, this guy, he's taking a screenshot of his iPhone and then posting that to his page.
Oldies. They're funny, aren't they? Check out some more of his humor.
http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/249040_263972370416126_224459881_n.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
and don't forget to laughloudtoday.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/s720x720/972278_387892791315046_40723600_n.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, Pleasant Plains. I think that's enough racist Faceb – SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trolling (in the fishing sense)
trawling?
― great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw i'm impressed that this old guy knows how to take screenshots on his phone
― great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:29 (eleven years ago) link
*trouting
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link