gf and I went to a prepper convention here for lols, found out that freeze-dried fruit (and corn! just freeze-dried corn kernels) is basically the greatest movie snack ever
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
"for lols"
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
my students put those dubious quotes (e.g. the ones where everything ever said about womanhood is attributed to marilyn monroe) in their papers/speeches all the time, and I have to remind them about due diligence
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
A while ago I had to look up the full quote for "All men dream, but not equally" from TE Lawrence (aka Lawrence of Arabia), so I googled the first line & was confused to find the quote written out as a poem attributed to *DH Lawrence* on a bunch of sites.
wtf, internet
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there's a gay joke to be made there
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_1280.jpg
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
lol devry
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
whole thing just kills me tbh
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
barbecued his dick for an hour loooooooolomg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
images with text done right
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
A+
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
Knew Dracula LOL
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
here you go
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
here's one I did last year.
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/ripneil.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
that einstein shit just killed me
― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--oz2wdoAbf4/T1YpCt5KDwI/AAAAAAAADl4/q0DdNrWOS-0/s800/IMG_1532.JPG
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
I is?
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
You is going upstairs.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
that movie was so awful
― balls, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/486745_575298632500507_1498434166_n.png
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
oh. and it's from the I Speak Female facebook page.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ
worse than my coworkers going on about antioxidants all the time
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
in the future doctors will just smush banana all over your cancer
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
The Velvet Underground and Cancer
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
overripe bananas are higher gi iirc
enjoy your cancer-free diabetes, facebook users
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
i like the concluding sentence.
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
(not the one at the bottom)
yellow skin banana with dark spots on it is playing at my house my house
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
you don't understand, 'yellow skin banana with dark spots on it' is the name of
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
I just smoke overripe banana peels
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
OTOH you don't really need an excuse to eat bananas, do you?
in fact, i'm going to eat one right now
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
fascist
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
heh, one of my close friends is sooo allergic
poor guy accidentally drank part of a smoothie with banana in it and vomited so hard he blew out a vein in his eye
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuks
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d59ffa9256b9b0ff05f0da628152455d/tumblr_mmxd4hCAt41qzb8z0o1_500.png
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
thanking u zachlyon. I will share this with him tomorrow.
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
the best part was when he had this red blotch on his eyeball and was asking me, "hmm, do these heal, or do I just have a red blotch now?" all casual. poor guy had a baby at home, I don't think he'd have been phased either wat
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
*way
chicks dig red eyeball blotches
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
this thread is way better when drinking
alfreb einstime
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
blowing eyeball veins is a surprisngly common side-effect of sex, due to sudden increase in blood pressure
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 17 May 2013 05:57 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hearing this to the tune of "Black & Yellow"
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 May 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/943778_10151388158865124_1479345361_n.jpg
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
Clearly a defensive play by a recently jilted inadequate lover.
― carl agatha, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
I thought that @ was a © for a second.
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link