posted by a friend who is on the verge of ending her six or seven-year relationship about four years too late:http://sentimentsfromtheheart.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/date-a-girl-who-teaches/
You should deal with this shit with alcohol, not Facebook!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
(in ALL areas)
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
in the butt
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
Date a girl who teaches children. Date a girl who enjoys more in a bookstore for school supplies and children’s books rather than in make-up store.
surely she doesn't teach english?!
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
personally i'm always enthralled by girls with booklets i can't understand tho.
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
This one's for sunny.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945230_596416957045986_327975048_n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
-werner herzog
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
They're animals and we are pee-puhl, duh
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
if you look straight and deep into a chimpanzee's eyes won't they take it as an act of aggression and rip your face off?
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
I just realized that all of these Date an X who Y are because of this thing from thought catalog from two years ago
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
back when Thought Catalog was relevant for about five minutes
this was apparently blogged "in response" and from there I guess it became a sappy Facebook meme
https://nonamerah.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/869/
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
hm that second link is clearly copypasta, I see attributions to someone named "Rosemarie Urquico" in lots of places but never a link back
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
evidence that "Date A Girl Who Reads" dates to shortly after the TC piece's publication http://www.tinamats.com/2011/datea-girl-who-reads/
blog investigation on the copypasta: http://themonicabird.com/post/3582061419/rosemarie-urquico-has-been-found
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
anyway the point is somehow all of these memes are way way worse than the original Thought Catalog slam-poetry-level emotional wankery, which is mindboggling
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
a few years ago ilx's own nabisco wrote this in response to some "date a writer" thing and it's my favorite
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
I will gladly bring my sailboat there and invite them all on board for a journey none will forget.
^^^ plot of the tense 1989 thriller Dead Calm starring Billy Zane, Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill iirc
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://skreened.com/render-product/t/a/p/tapelvnaiykzfazaoiwp/image.w174h200f3.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
sorry meant to post this complete thought
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpLCROTQx01j90Tif8Qhiz3Hq6IAKN7OR4qCY0V4DJSXPZu7qiLLIZ8gzOIQ
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
Looks like Pac-man missed a pill at the end of that last one.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKnjAtTCQAEia89.jpg
courtesy of holly valance, former something something
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/964176_10151549650952779_1408280431_o.jpg
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
dalai llama
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:55 (eleven years ago) link
also i love the binary choice between an atom bomb in a city and just some gorge somewhere
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
politicians
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, is each line meant to be a binary opposition?
thatcher-bob marleybankers-einstein
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
that's amazing.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:06 (eleven years ago) link
No women on the "love" side, mind you.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago) link
there's a third panel that says "THE WASHING UP"
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:24 (eleven years ago) link
Nice to know Einstein had nothing to do with those dreadful atom-bombs.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
history, all of it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
Astonished to see JFK as a personification of LOVE and the antithesis of SECURITY.
― Aimless, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
tbf dude did love to love and did have pretty poor security around him
― balls, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
Is the gorge what happens after the nuke?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oPYd75hJ_8w/UXmpht1xknI/AAAAAAAAAiM/YpXyhYssfFc/s1600/neil.jpg
― Bnad, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
I sort of feel like Lorrie Moore is unwittingly responsible for the date an x who ys meme.
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
Date a girl...who has had a library card since she was twelve.
^unimpressive, imo
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
I started riding the city bus alone downtown to go to the library and use my library card when I was 9. Before that I rode the bus with my mom to go to the downtown library.
― Aimless, Monday, 20 May 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
Date a girl... who just read 'Animal Farm' like, last week, and is all like 'whoah!'
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/970616_592045337486267_1125974354_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH BOOKS. TWAT.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
wouldn't a big-screen TV be way easier to sit on?
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
it seems like a surer formula for success.
"A Fan Of Serenity"
― Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
my cat loves to sit on my tv
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
the person who posted this is my former co-worker who left to write a book and homeschool her kids and live in a forest or something
pretty sure successful people tend to have a big ass tv.
― ryan, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
that cat sounds very successful and that lady sounds untrustworthy. what can you teach your kids by dragging them into the forest and sitting on their books?
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
does a netflix library count?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link