thought this bump would be citibike related
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
i have a lot of opinions about citibike.
1st opinion: tourists unused to biking in the city + nyc drivers = stupidest2nd opinion: lol at yuppies who don't want the bikes near them3rd opinion: how come u can't rent a helmet? isn't wearing a helmet the law?4th opinion: drunk people gonna pee all over these things
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
renting helmets would be kinda gross but otm, ppl should really be wearing helmets all the time
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
helmets w/ liners? idk
drunk people never seemed to pee on the bikes in the paris bikeshare program and paris has a long and proud culture of drunk people peeing on basically everything
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
one time I saw someone peeing into the subway tracks at a crowded station during rushhour
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
wearing a helmet generally only the law for kids
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
1 - yeah, the city needs to beef up the infrastructure so biking is safe and the rules are clear as opposed to throwing people into the deathsport that is NYC traffic. lack of coordination of this with city planning is obvious. plus 1000 bucks if the bike gets stolen or destroyed? big learning curve there. 2 - well 1 kinda explains 23 - 4 kinda explains 34 - yes. yes they are.
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think they'll pee on them while they're biking, i think they'll pee on them when they're stationed. as will dogs. They're gonna get grimy fast.
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
nah it'll be fine
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
street peeing is actually more common in places that aren't manhattan because it's easier to get away with
there are a lot of these bikes in brooklyn too! where ppl will pee all over them!
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
i can also see your run-of-the-mill juvenile delinquents having fun slashing tires, stealing seats etc. i haven't looked up close at the bikes so i dunno how protected they are against stuff like that. i imagine the ingenuity of youthful enthusiasm will be able to overcome most obstacles.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
stuff happens but these things are built like tanks
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
this raises an important point -- nice as public bike racks are, how much better would public toilets be!?
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 27 May 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
paris also has public toilets and that experiment has been less successful I think
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
we have public toilets in nyc, they are called "mcdonalds"
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 May 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
also "starbucks"
yep
― iatee, Monday, 27 May 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
don't forget barnes & noble.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 27 May 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
looking in fear for another type of vehicle that might run me over = suckage
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
R train tunnel to close for 12 to 14 months
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324563004578525602849939578.html
― dmr, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes i wish the mta would end 24 hr service in favor of night buses, if that meant better service
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
says someone who lives in manhattan
― iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
=)
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
those tunnels had better not flood again this season. and I MEAN it.
― chinavision!, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
I posted upthread at some point about the 3 pedestrian deaths in the past year on my block (Borinquen Place leading up to the Williamsburg Bridge).
This week they started work on the creation of a permanent center island and plaza thingy and other permanent obstructions to address the situation. I'm glad to see it.
― 2 huxtables and a sousaphone (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
The timing of the R thing is weird for me because I've just taken it twice recently for random things, after never using it at all. Uh...oh well, I guess?
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
will never not lol @ "Borinquen"; it sounds like shade a Jamaican lady would throw at a drag queen
― walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
Borinquen is the indigenous name for Puerto Rico
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
Literal translation 'Land of the Gods' according to my super.
― 2 huxtables and a sousaphone (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
ugh http://gawker.com/two-men-caught-on-video-assaulting-lgbt-youth-group-aft-654452831
― chinavision!, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
quite a shitfight out there today w/broken rail on the a/c at fulton st
a conductor straight up *lied* to me when he said there was another f train directly behind this one ;_;
i'll never vote for lhota now
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 July 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link
Oh is that what happened?? I had the longest wait for an A and when it finally came it was running local and they never explained.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 8 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
Uptown E train taking forever because of police investigation at Fifth Avenue.
― Pastel City Slang (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 July 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link
so so so glad i'm not dealing with the mta this summer
― 乒乓, Monday, 8 July 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
Yup the effed A train is why I took a Z to gates and hoofed it from there. Now I have more dry cleaning to do.
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
I was carrying a lot of stuff.
on the bright side i took a nice new c train last week as opposed to the wrecks that normally run on that line. probably just a glitch
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link
if you hadn't gotten off the train would have gone straight to heaven
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link
only if heaven is euclid ave
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
young lady randomly stabbed by crazy person at lex and 59th station this morning--scary
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link
C trains will be switching back after summer btw. Which makes me happy sine I prefer the old cars.
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
What a lovely evening to be scrambling around for alt routes.
A cautionary tale via the Post:
A drunken man was electrocuted and killed relieving himself on the third rail in Brooklyn this morning, sources said. Matthew Zeno, 30, was walking with a friend along the tracks for the southbound G train around 3:10 a.m., at Union Avenue and Broadway in Williamsburg when the horrific accident occurred, cops said. His 26-year-old pal tried saving him and was also shocked, police added. The friend was able to flag down MTA workers, who in turn called for help, sources said. Both men were rushed to Woodhull Hospital where Zeno died and the second man was listed in stable condition.
― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
has no one seen 'beat street'?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
i've always wondered what would happen if you poured water onto the third rail
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
i'm sure he'll be buried in his skinny jeans.
― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
kind of a dick comment there morbs; we've all been drunk and stupid at one point
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
spose so
― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link
some have a running start on one of em
― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 06:25 (ten years ago) link