cant seem to quite grip that pen is mug
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
moved from old thread:
the sound of drumsticks clicking to count off a song
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
relatedly, bass players who do brief little noodly things right after a song finishes, like a little string slide or a quick thump.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
pen is mug hard to hold
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
What about a high-hat like at the beginning of Back in Black.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
Thank god somebody else commented about "old pens in" b/c I felt like it was just me being a perv
― Je55e, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
I'm always looking for a place to put my old pens
― iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
OTM x1000. Fuck this fucking practice.
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
I hear you guys on the drum clicks, but you're just inviting cutsey little Uno Does Flügen Frägen intros.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
Dos. I do know how to spell in Spanish.
colorful vegetable pasta noodles.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTG5pqqfO7eh0SG_cAXAtdv5G8_muRnfLG8T1x9hYHLb9bKvT6x
i want to kick them in teeth.
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
i love those!
― amateur prawn (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
me too give them to me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
why cant they just be pasta? shit!
― how's life, Thursday, 6 June 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
tastes exactly the same to me
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
they're kinda tacky but they taste ok
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
pp are you thinking of bono's inexplicable UNO DOS TRES CATORCE
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
I just misspelled Dos, but I was thinking of Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs.
― pplains, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs are awesome though
― ttyih boi (crüt), Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, but replace every time you hear a drum click with that and SEE WHAT I MEAN?
― pplains, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
It would make Fugazi songs a bit more interesting, I give you that.
― pplains, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
ramones.jpg
― ttyih boi (crüt), Thursday, 6 June 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
The first time I ever heard this was Devo and Jocko Homo.
A year or so later I was at a holiday camp, and the evening entertainment was provided by a permanent pop/soft rock band doing the Yellow River type of song you know right? They started every song by clicking drumsticks and I so wanted them to launch into the Devo song. Every. Damn. Time.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2013 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
tastes exactly the same to me― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkthey're kinda tacky but they taste ok― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 9:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 9:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
If you're approaching this from a standpoint of "taste" then you just don't understand why I'm so irrationally PISSED.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 June 2013 08:39 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure what the problem is, the green ones have spinach in and the red ones have tomato in, why is this so bad?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
I am beside a phoneshouter on the tram and the urge to assault is rising
― posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2013 08:51 (eleven years ago) link
Shh! It was hard enough getting the kids to eat the green ones, they'd always eat the orange and yellow ones...
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2013 08:52 (eleven years ago) link
xpost obv.
It's the colors! They should all be beige. Thats just how it should be. Its nice that they have chlorophyll in them or whatever, but they should be chemically recolored beige.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 June 2013 09:34 (eleven years ago) link
Side note: I gave a relative who only ate white foods until they were 7 years old.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 June 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago) link
Have
Erik Satie??
― Oh maintenance (doo dah), Thursday, 6 June 2013 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
Drumstick clicks should be replaced by muted electric guitar strums tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeawh3IZEgQ
― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
That 51% stat on the gawker butt wipe thing made me think about polling ilx for the wet/dry wipe ratio but then I thought
- I do not care how anyone else wipes his or her butt- I do not want to be the butt wipe poll guy
It's probably already been done on ILTMI but I do not go to that place.
― no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
omg, I missed the butt wipe thing. Jesus, enjoy a clean anus for christ's sake.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link
slam dunk to thread
― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
I finally got through to the doctor's billing office only to find out that they don't handle billing for that office anymore and I would have to call the actual office. "Why is your number on the bill?" "I don't know. We don't handle their billing." SIGH. FINE.
So I call the doc's office with a heavy heart because the office staff there is really uniformly terrible and first they put me on hold for eight minutes (thank you, timer on my phone!) and then cannot get my name right. Some of you know my last name and it's not the most common name in North America but it's British as hell and so generally recognizable by English speakers and spelled phonetically and only two syllables but still I had to spell it for them SIX times.
And THEN they put me on hold again and came back and said that their billing system wasn't working and I had to call back on Monday. Then I blacked out.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
― pplains, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 3:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but the hi-hat is a musical instrument that is designed to sound good on a record. Sticks are designed for playing things like the hi-hat and the drums, not each other. It's such an awful sound. Maybe about one time in one hundred it works on an aggro song, but even there it's such a cliched signifier of aggro-ness that it grates on a whole other level.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
Sticks are designed for playing things like the hi-hat and the drums, not each other.
this is pretty silly
seems like you're trying to come up with rational explanations for your irrational anger
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
n/a otm
― Thank you for talkin' to me Williamsburg (WilliamC), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
― lipitor retriever (brownie), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
yeah this thread really needs to get back to its roots, maybe do some small club shows
― j., Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
dude in my office keeps saying "...and things of that nature" in every sentence & i am going to beat him with my shoe
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
maybe if instead of "nature" he changed it up with an "ilk" or a "type" every so often, you'd find it in your heart to substitute a slipper for your shoe.
― Aimless, Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
Side note: I have a relative who only ate white foods until they were 7 years old.
I just read in the new David Sedaris book where he says if he tried this his parents would have been all "Fine", and then fed him wallpaper paste and semen.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol, i might actually read that and i didn't even think i liked him.i had a coworker who was 40 and only ate beige foods and cheesesteaks. she was thin and had amazing skin. i try not to criticize people's foods but it was pathological. like she would pick parsley off of things.
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
I know someone who says "...and so on and so forth" in every fifth sentence, frequently with up-talk, and I have had violent thoughts.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
my boss loves "as far as that's concerned" and it is extremely annoying. it doesn't even mean anything!
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
I know two people with the exact same tic of saying "and all that kind of thing" in every sentence. They don't really know each other and are different in pretty much every other way, it's weird
― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
I get that people have verbal tics, I have verbal tics, everyone does. Usually they aren't 6 words long, though.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
right, also this guy is a trial lawyer who manages to avoid saying "as far as that goes" when it really matters
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link