WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT THIS INSTANT -- with 50% more cleaning power!

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Like, OMG, you guys totally need to, like, grow up.
/valley girl
/jokey

Saffron?

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:40 (twenty years ago) link

Chief?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:49 (twenty years ago) link

Ooooh. Cumin and Saffron are excellent!

Question: Is there some sort of Jasmine that is prickly in appearance?

And how come no-one invites me into chats any more?

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

whats your aim name? i need to hear more about this story about you and the guy who's pee-pee you broke

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:13 (twenty years ago) link

[that was you, right?]

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:13 (twenty years ago) link

I tried to make it better but I think I just made it worse. D'oh!

[are you in a pickle, phil? or vice versa?]

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

[i dont get it]

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:20 (twenty years ago) link

[i thought you may need some urgent medical advice]

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

New chant! new Chant!

give it to me. give it to me. give it to me.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:26 (twenty years ago) link

Er, yes Phil, that was me who (whom?) did the wee-wee destruction thing.

My AIM nick is: ImPasinOpnWindos

But I'm about to go to bed, I think.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 08:18 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.magicentertainment.com/ebay/images/66206.jpg

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 6 September 2003 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

41 days

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 6 September 2003 11:02 (twenty years ago) link

Definitely worth a tickle and a slap, he is....

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

Ms. Animal, sounds worth a listen;>

Joy, oh joy, no rain for the first time in 4 months!

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 16:07 (twenty years ago) link

My new favorite package advertising (for a 'restroom' option in a hampster 'Habitrail':

http://i.xanga.com/Im_Passing_Open_Windows/hamster_and_alien.jpg

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

i like doonesbury

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 6 September 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

40 days

animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

a holiday tribute to Wesley Willis

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

"will you still hold my hand when we're really old?"

"yes, for love AND balance!"

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:34 (twenty years ago) link

Catch a date,
Suck a dick,
sheeeiiitt

TRICK!

Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 7 September 2003 06:35 (twenty years ago) link

I'm going to check out of this bourgeois motel, push my chair away from the table, and say, "No more Jello for me, Mom!"

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

No matter what anybody tells you, Kentucky Tavern definitely does NOT got shit on Jack Daniels.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 7 September 2003 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

It's 00:00 o'clock. Dang, must get back to work.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'm also thinking 'thank goodness people can be mature enough to put bullshit drama behind them, especially when it involves other people's lives'. In connection to that, I'm also thinking about what to put on these flyers for my band's next shows. I'm also thinking how happy I am to still have a band.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

i am thinking that looks like the Vista theatre

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

and now this:

http://www.vienna.cc/wienpix/riesenrad.jpg

animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

yo!

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

I am thinking I need to sign off this computer and get some soup. And I shall!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

In the future, computers will provide soup for us and we shall live in the splendor that is our birthright.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:37 (twenty years ago) link

i wish it was december already

the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

i am out of brie and wine waaaaaaaaaaaa

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

oh man am I a bourgeois motherfucker.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

I have cheddar and tequila, teeny, come slum with me.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:05 (twenty years ago) link

brie and wine are good things!
when socially constructing my consumption, i like to slum with vodka, diet coke OR scotch and soda--and sour cream and onion-flavored potato chips.....

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

"socially constructing my consumption"!

Oh, that reminds me -- vodka does -- that I'd meant to find one of the best/worst drink threads, butfuckit. Went liquor shopping last night, sort of (the liquor store across the street, so the selection is sporadic and they didn't have the Bonny Doon wines I wanted). The big thing was "pre-mixed martinis" -- Cosmotini and Appletini -- which didn't seem to be any different from cranberry- and apple-flavored vodkas.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

I had a vanilla-flavored Stoli martini at a lounnnggggeeeee and it was really good, but every time I see the bottle on the shelf at the store I think (noooo, too expensive)....

I had a bad experience with a pre-mixed "MudSlide" recently--vile, simply vile.

Appletini

... sounds like original sin in Latin. ;-)

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I have a real pet peeve for the anything-and-the-kitchen-sink-tinis that are around these days. I can get really annoying about it. ("Cowboy-tini" at a restaurant I used to go to: tequila, triple sec, lime. That's a margarita, dammit, you just put it in a different glass and raised the price!)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

the new thing is lycheetinis.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha!

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

Let's just bring the trend to its natural apex and toss some mango bubble tea in a very very very small little stemmed glass. The itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot martini.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

countdown to zombie pinappletini

5...4...3...

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

(notice how I am refusing to speculate about such things)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

...2...

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

(you'd really have to ask Tad or luna or Ally or somebody, I just don't know)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

(that yellow polka dot bit was funny, btw, dammit)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link


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