depressing phrases

"sorry to chase you on this"

what if the guy saying it is riding a penny farthing

yeah, if not in an email it has potential

LG currently working on a new, politer benny hill for the 21st c

5 Reasons Why You'll Never Look At This Thing The Same Way Again

"I know that's not what you wanted to hear."

^specifically regarding performance reviews/salary negotiations.

"office fancy dress charity day"

"we are where we are"

"What's your availability this weekend?"

― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:37 AM (2 hours ago)

I associate this with cricket :)

CD-R Note: This product is manufactured on demand when ordered from Amazon.com.

"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 18 minutes from now"

"restaurant-quality"

Be confident

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The winner of this year's Nagaland Chili Eating Competition is carried by two of his friends to a waiting ambulance.

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i lold

"UK Funky"

from concentrate

"This product/area contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm".

(HERE'S A--does Bill Hicks head and hand shake thing--CRAZY IDEA, HOW ABOUT NOT USING THOSE FUCKING CHEMICALS? FFS.)

i dunno, do the other states 'know'? maybe it's just like, one state's opinion, man

Here's another depressing phrase I just thought up: ONE MAN'S LAW IS ANOTHER MAN'S OPINION.

Products/areas causing cancer is some pretty serious allegation.

there's a reason they call it 'the law of the land'

Good call on that depressing phrase, j.

lil wayne unplugged

featuring kate ceberano

"a wry look at"

"sparks outrage"

"hilarious new comedy"

"I can afford it just fine, but it's the principle"

^^^ specifically in the context of working in a call centre and talking to posh customers who don't want to pay a £15 reconnection charge after you've spent all day speaking to people who have just lost their jobs/had their benefits stopped/are about to lose their flat/have sick or disabled kids but whose phone service you can't to restore because they're unable to clear their bill.

"thought shower"

"second screen experience"

'Off my own back'

"and after all I've done for you"

Be the first person to join

rent to own

i made a trip back to missouri last weekend and noticed a building that's split between Check into Cash and a Rent to Own store.

*facepalm*

"hot and ready" referring to pizzas that you can just walk in and purchase without ordering

A Tribute to the Disco Biscuits

lol

'reheated leftovers'

the phrase, not the article (mainly)

nay, that phrase for me conveys sustainability, thrift and tenacity

something something privilege

i do a lot of bulk cooking and freezing but there's something about that word combination that makes perfectly nice food seem about as appetising as a shrivelled piece of fish slathered in a camembert and chocolate sauce.

average handle time

at or above productivity targets

"mass extinction event"

something something privilege

"thank you for your patience"

and connected to the last one: "we apologize for the inconvenience"

don't apologize just FIX THE PROBLEM

"Starbucks Evenings"

http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/starbucks-stores/starbucks-evenings/menu