depressing phrases

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"we are where we are"

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

"What's your availability this weekend?"

― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:37 AM (2 hours ago)

I associate this with cricket :)

ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

CD-R Note: This product is manufactured on demand when ordered from Amazon.com.

"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 18 minutes from now"

Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

"restaurant-quality"

Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. (get bent), Friday, 5 July 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link

Be confident

Treeship, Friday, 5 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

content aggregator

Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

The winner of this year's Nagaland Chili Eating Competition is carried by two of his friends to a waiting ambulance.

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 24, 2013 11:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lold

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

"UK Funky"

crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

from concentrate

j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link

"This product/area contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm".

(HERE'S A--does Bill Hicks head and hand shake thing--CRAZY IDEA, HOW ABOUT NOT USING THOSE FUCKING CHEMICALS? FFS.)

c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, do the other states 'know'? maybe it's just like, one state's opinion, man

j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

Here's another depressing phrase I just thought up: ONE MAN'S LAW IS ANOTHER MAN'S OPINION.

Products/areas causing cancer is some pretty serious allegation.

c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

there's a reason they call it 'the law of the land'

j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

Good call on that depressing phrase, j.

c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

lil wayne unplugged

( (brimstead), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link

featuring kate ceberano

estela, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:44 (ten years ago) link

"a wry look at"

squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:32 (ten years ago) link

"sparks outrage"

squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link

"hilarious new comedy"

squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

"I can afford it just fine, but it's the principle"

^^^ specifically in the context of working in a call centre and talking to posh customers who don't want to pay a £15 reconnection charge after you've spent all day speaking to people who have just lost their jobs/had their benefits stopped/are about to lose their flat/have sick or disabled kids but whose phone service you can't to restore because they're unable to clear their bill.

squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

"thought shower"

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

"second screen experience"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link

'Off my own back'

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

"and after all I've done for you"

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Be the first person to join

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link

rent to own

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

i made a trip back to missouri last weekend and noticed a building that's split between Check into Cash and a Rent to Own store.

*facepalm*

reckless woo (Z S), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

"hot and ready" referring to pizzas that you can just walk in and purchase without ordering

mh, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

A Tribute to the Disco Biscuits

macklin' rosie (crüt), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link

lol

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link

'reheated leftovers'

the phrase, not the article (mainly)

estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 00:00 (ten years ago) link

nay, that phrase for me conveys sustainability, thrift and tenacity

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

something something privilege

doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

i do a lot of bulk cooking and freezing but there's something about that word combination that makes perfectly nice food seem about as appetising as a shrivelled piece of fish slathered in a camembert and chocolate sauce.

estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 06:15 (ten years ago) link

average handle time

Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Friday, 20 June 2014 06:17 (ten years ago) link

at or above productivity targets

j., Friday, 20 June 2014 06:19 (ten years ago) link

"mass extinction event"

Aimless, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

something something privilege

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

"thank you for your patience"

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link

and connected to the last one: "we apologize for the inconvenience"

don't apologize just FIX THE PROBLEM

clouds, Saturday, 21 June 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link

John Legend & Lindsey Stirling

guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

hot mugshot guy

estela, Friday, 27 June 2014 09:45 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Minecraft LARPing

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 19 July 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

"I'm going to draw you a word picture."

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Friday, 22 August 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

turkey dinner

kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

in what world!

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

vegan thanksgiving

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kate78, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i hate the word "turkey" and also the word makes me think of being surrounded by family members i don't like asking probing questions and wondering when i'm going to find a wife. cf. "turkey time" ugh so awful!

kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link


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