Look dr simpson it is a gentleman in full golfing regalia, dont allow it to distract u from this vital procedure i shall deal with the ruffian fortwith lol
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
They said greens dress code have i fucked up oh lord first day eh lol
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
There's an "unplayable lie: one stroke penalty" joke in this but I can't quite shape it.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
Heh i didnt actually spot the ball there tbh
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
Surgeon: no i wont hold the fucking door for you
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
Eh the patient is dead y/n
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
"let's start with the good news - you're 101m from the green and i'd say a 9-iron out the window with a good bounce and you can still make par."
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
"god damn it, i'm a brain surgeon, not a caddy!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
"no golf shoes in the theatre ffs"
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
This was all fields when I were a lad
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
"apologies for my lateness. I was........stuck in traffic?"
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
"is this where i get handicapped?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
"yes i'm tyler goode"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Please remember to repair any divots before you leave the course."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
no, ophthalmology is on the ground floor
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Fore-ceps!"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
"this is not what i was expecting but i guess it is pretty crazy"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
"she says she wants to go back to thailand"
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
"a good operation spoiled"
― estela, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
"When I was told by the secretary that this golf club was a hip operation, this isn't what I had in mind."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
"well don't just stand there! give me the driver!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
Surgeon: "How did you get in here?"Golfer: "I used a pitching wedge."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
Thailand one has pitched right over my head tbh
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
i assumed it was just a ref to old man golfer having a thai bride?
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
I may be out of bounds here but are you sure this operation is totally necessary?
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
I'll be honest lads I'm in holiday mode already
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
have a nice time
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
No that was an entry
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, you can have your ball back, but that's a one stroke penalty, and i hope you remember to call "fore!" next time.
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
or some shorter/better combination of
"Bugger Off!"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Lol."
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
"Alright, the chest is open, you may putt in the donor heart."
― Øystein, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
"Let's get this over with, I tee off in an hour. I'd didn't wash up... yes, I did, I took a shower."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
I thought it was, "Yesterday I took a shower?" Either way, A+.
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
"No, I did NOT say play through!"
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
"sir, we're operating on ms. ryder"
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
"Dr. Livingston, I presume."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
"Golf, amirite?"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"GOLF, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/g290/130708_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/p465/130729_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Well, I'm supposed to be your dinner, but as you have no mouth, howabout I sing you "Don't Worry, Be Happy", would you like that?"
"So the Job Centre told me to apply for this job at a raw pescatarian restaurant and here I am. But on the bright side, now I'm a contributing member of society and no longer a drain on the welfare state."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
"Put your hands where I can see 'em, pervert"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol mark
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link
'Well that certainly wiped the smile off your face'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:46 (eleven years ago) link
"This is the worst date I've ever been on."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
'Who the fuck orders fish on a pizza?'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Murderer!"
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link