why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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oncoming lorry just out of shot

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

the lorry... OF TIME!!!

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

90? that guy is probably 50 something max.

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link

also suspect he iswearing old guy make-up.

how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

I heard that he's earning money from his mortgage in a way that banks in your home state don't even want you to know about.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

hyup

how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

like many i never thought it was possible to make thousands of $ working from home for just half an hour a day

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Well, I know what his old weird trick is now.

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link

a toeside powerslide

how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

ollie + nap

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

that one had to be made by someone young and naive enough to think that being "old" boils down to a state of mind and not the irreversible encroaching decrepitude of your body.

ryan, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

yeah, I'm not convinced that old age is purely a social construct

Moodles, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

What about desperately clinging to youthful signifiers? Aren't you then sort of embracing and enforcing the construct of time?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

Though maybe not. Still, it should be a two-way street. Let's see some 20-somethings writing handwritten letters and playing bridge w their friends.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

somehow this idea of youth is tied into purchasing various consumer products and engaging in activities requiring said products.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

somehow this idea of youth having a personality is tied into purchasing various consumer products and engaging in activities requiring said products.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clouds, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

Let's see some 20-somethings writing handwritten letters and playing bridge w their friends.

fuckin hipsters.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

was looking up "small intestine" on google image and got this

http://freepostermaker.com/uploads/saved_posters/free-poster-sxsnuimagh-SMALL-INTESTINE-.jpg

what a hilarious motivational poster!

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 19 July 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

lool

take that, bitterman (electricsound), Friday, 19 July 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link

every little bit counts

j., Friday, 19 July 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link

jejunum? fucker doesn't even know what july means

mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

you too can carry shit to the arsehole

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 19 July 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/182287_460183377400605_58829134_n.jpg
to all the ugly people who truly need to be partially naked, no shout out for you

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

shout out to anybody who likes to get naked i ain't judging ya

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link

In undergrad, a religious studies prof assigned an essay that was basically 'you girls today dress like sluts'. Also made us watch Mel Gibson Christ movie

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

that's awful
did you complain to a dean?

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

No, but I was very vocal (as vocal as I can be off of the Internet) about my disagreement with both

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

shout out to all my ladies showin mad cleavage for no reason at all except why not

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

do they do Bob Marley?

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

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Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

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Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

lol awesome. Does he make a good living?

Neil S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

would make a killing selling those at the shipshewana flea market

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

sorry sexist assumption that vendor of terrible posters is male :-/

Neil S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

lol yeah it's a she. No Bob Marley but there was one by Chris Brown. :/

Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

The most annoying part of those posters is the real name/famous name at the bottom, like

Christopher Maurice Brown
"Breezy"

or

Alecia Beth Moore
Nate Ruess
"Pink and Fun."

Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

using pop stars' full names all reverent-like is one of the saddest most pompous things that sad fans do

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

- Robert Nesta Marley

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

actually that weird tic where people use the "full" name of a famous person to add some kind of instant air of profundity is an innocuous thing that makes me IA.

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

otm

Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

Full name = beef

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

John Clayton Mayer
"John Mayer"

wait, is the name of the song "John Mayer"?

Z S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

The working title of "your body is a wonderland"

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

lol

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

My cousin sells these terrible posters of lyrics by awful people on FB:

Does your cousin make any money? 'Cause that's a brilliant scam if so.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

yeah but it's not the only stuff she sells - also secondhand designer clothes and accessories, iphone covers, wall decals, etc.

she's only 20 so I kinda respect her money-making endeavours/con-artistry, but those posters... smh.

Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

Like, I can see how some goofus might want a poster of that psuedo-profound John Clayton Mayer lyric, but the macklemore one is just baffling.

emilys., Friday, 19 July 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link


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