"His dream was to be a quadriplegic wildlife artist"
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
"wresting"
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
guy had a lot of time on his mouth
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
that inspirational internet image gave me the bravery to finally follow through on my dream: murdering people who create inspirational internet images
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
More metal bands doing inspirational deeds for injured teens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk
― Moodles, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
haha
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
xpost whatever man i don't need to justify myself to some monochrome raptor bird
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
That metal band one =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
Obligatory "TTTIIIIMMMMMAAAHHHHHH!"
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Paris Cafe
― cardamon, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vY7Zh6L.jpg
― cardamon, Saturday, 3 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
being awesome due to aliveness is some breathing air merit badge shit
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 3 August 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1O21uET.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 4 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
a+ pplains
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
whoa
pplains v. Z S showdown GO
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
BAAAhahahhahahah
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
looool
― Z S, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
pplains TKO
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link
Metal band with wheelchair kid is Voivod?
― Addison Doug (Matt #2), Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
pplains!
― cardamon, Sunday, 4 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010363_659512814078184_969786221_n.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
ahahahaha
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
the evil muslims are gonna invade u kno, need an assault rifle for when it's time to go all duke nukem obv
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
not even gonna start w/"government atrocities"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
which one keeps the king of england out of your face
― failed gravy (electricsound), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
for when the... evil dem representatives turn into a mob of zombies and personally attack your house?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
government: we are going to do soem atrocitiesgun dude: noooooooooooooooo*sprays bullets*blonde lady: oh gun dude, u prevented a government atrocity*a pool of blood seeps toward them, a mass of writhing dying bodies promoting voting rights revealed in the background*
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
mugger: i am a mugger and i have a gun. forfeit ur property 2 me.gun dude: guess what, i too have a gun.mugger: this must be a stalema--*gun dude shoots mugger until empty*gun dude: haw haw haw haw haw
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
plane hijacker: EVERYBODY FREEZE - THIS IS A HIJACK!gun dude: I dun think so, bud. (pulls out assault rifle)hijacker: woah cool, how'd you get that on the plane?gun dude: lots of freedom fighter sympathizers in the TSA. read yr blogs.hijacker: well that's too bad, cuz this plane is going where I s-*gun dude fires multiple rounds, hitting key equipment, windows, and fuxxoring cabin pressure*passenger #1: YOU ASSHOLE! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEgun dude: Yes...but on OUR terms.
*crash*
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FEQi0jRD0TLa3zsQpuwaL_supersoaker.jpg
You need these for when the kid next door is being an asshole
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
telescopic rifle looks a bit cumbersome for robbing the local tesco express imo
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
that's what separates them from the muggers IMO
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
When they kick out your front doorHow you gonna come?With your hands on your headOr on the trigger of your gun
― Mordy , Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
I got carjacked a year or two ago. It was a bit perplexing, mostly because it was while I was riding the Grand Prix at Disney World, but w/e....
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
That gun thing is from a friend's mom who is seriously batty and has no real interest in politics beyond image macros. And he's not picky - she'll post images reflecting any and every part of the political spectrum.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
o_O
― i too went to college (silby), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Finally found one of those undecided voters I kept hearing about during the elevtion, huh.
Do gun guys still carry around old-timey shiny revolvers with wooden handles in case of car-jackers? Thought those went out with, like, Bernie Goetz. Seems like there's a cultural arena here waiting for hipsterization.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I thought when someone carjacked you, you just action-slammed the door into them and sped off into oncoming traffic? have all my years of 80s-action movie training lied to me?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
guy i am friends with posts stuff like this all the time and it makes me so frustratedhttp://i.qkme.me/3og1bi.jpg
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I hate Condescending Wonka almost as much as I hate Keep Calm And, e-Cards, and that stupid "THEY SAY 'DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE, SO I'M IN HR NOW WEARING A CATWOMAN OUTFIT BEING ASKED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF" bullshit.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
lol chemtrails
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
that wonka definitely looks like a quickmeme, so they got that part right.
― pplains, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
I saw a someecards tote bag at a party last night, but I didn't get close enough to read it.
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
uggghh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
totes annoying
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link