pplains TKO
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link
Metal band with wheelchair kid is Voivod?
― Addison Doug (Matt #2), Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
pplains!
― cardamon, Sunday, 4 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010363_659512814078184_969786221_n.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
ahahahaha
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
the evil muslims are gonna invade u kno, need an assault rifle for when it's time to go all duke nukem obv
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
not even gonna start w/"government atrocities"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
which one keeps the king of england out of your face
― failed gravy (electricsound), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
for when the... evil dem representatives turn into a mob of zombies and personally attack your house?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
government: we are going to do soem atrocitiesgun dude: noooooooooooooooo*sprays bullets*blonde lady: oh gun dude, u prevented a government atrocity*a pool of blood seeps toward them, a mass of writhing dying bodies promoting voting rights revealed in the background*
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
mugger: i am a mugger and i have a gun. forfeit ur property 2 me.gun dude: guess what, i too have a gun.mugger: this must be a stalema--*gun dude shoots mugger until empty*gun dude: haw haw haw haw haw
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
plane hijacker: EVERYBODY FREEZE - THIS IS A HIJACK!gun dude: I dun think so, bud. (pulls out assault rifle)hijacker: woah cool, how'd you get that on the plane?gun dude: lots of freedom fighter sympathizers in the TSA. read yr blogs.hijacker: well that's too bad, cuz this plane is going where I s-*gun dude fires multiple rounds, hitting key equipment, windows, and fuxxoring cabin pressure*passenger #1: YOU ASSHOLE! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEgun dude: Yes...but on OUR terms.
*crash*
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FEQi0jRD0TLa3zsQpuwaL_supersoaker.jpg
You need these for when the kid next door is being an asshole
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
telescopic rifle looks a bit cumbersome for robbing the local tesco express imo
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
that's what separates them from the muggers IMO
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
When they kick out your front doorHow you gonna come?With your hands on your headOr on the trigger of your gun
― Mordy , Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
I got carjacked a year or two ago. It was a bit perplexing, mostly because it was while I was riding the Grand Prix at Disney World, but w/e....
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
That gun thing is from a friend's mom who is seriously batty and has no real interest in politics beyond image macros. And he's not picky - she'll post images reflecting any and every part of the political spectrum.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
o_O
― i too went to college (silby), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Finally found one of those undecided voters I kept hearing about during the elevtion, huh.
Do gun guys still carry around old-timey shiny revolvers with wooden handles in case of car-jackers? Thought those went out with, like, Bernie Goetz. Seems like there's a cultural arena here waiting for hipsterization.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I thought when someone carjacked you, you just action-slammed the door into them and sped off into oncoming traffic? have all my years of 80s-action movie training lied to me?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
guy i am friends with posts stuff like this all the time and it makes me so frustratedhttp://i.qkme.me/3og1bi.jpg
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I hate Condescending Wonka almost as much as I hate Keep Calm And, e-Cards, and that stupid "THEY SAY 'DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE, SO I'M IN HR NOW WEARING A CATWOMAN OUTFIT BEING ASKED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF" bullshit.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
lol chemtrails
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
that wonka definitely looks like a quickmeme, so they got that part right.
― pplains, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
I saw a someecards tote bag at a party last night, but I didn't get close enough to read it.
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
uggghh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
totes annoying
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
hey yr tote is totes stupid fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
when did "use your words" become the 'oh so hilarious' phrase du jour?
gah
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
h8 condescending wonka
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
xpppl w kids theyre everywhere
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
use your indoor voices
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06394e8ead59c4f4780904aeb7a6f362/tumblr_mqistiwmvl1s5tlmxo1_500.png
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
this is giving me harrowing flashbacks to the barrage of "Silent Lunches" we were forced to endure whenever one of the asshole cool kids screamed out a swear word or if we were just bein too loud
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
At least they weren't Naked Lunches
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000876_567002966687605_818096768_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
oh shit. is obama forcing him to fly a USSR flag?
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
Maybe he shouldn't live in a shitty gated community with restrictive flag regulations then. XP
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
That misspelling of Captain totally made me read Marine as Martian.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Martian Caption
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
old people
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Well at least people are focusing their energies on this rather than doing something useful.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"_____________ shared Cheech & Chong's photo."
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― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link