colorado is trying to determine how many THCs you are allowed in your blood while driving, apparently you can breathalyze for it
finally we will be able to accurate say how stoned someone is
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
is a toke like one weed and if you use a bong is that like two weeds
how many weeds can I have and drive
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
they should let you smoke weed in those auto-pilot google cars
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
if driving while stoned is bad then i'm the absolute worst
sorry everyone
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
When I'm high my legs don't work right and I'm constantly trying to figure out a solution for my cotton mouth. I don't feel like that's a recipe for safe driving.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
brb, gonna run over a kid in a micky d's drive thru
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
thought I recognized you
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
last time I got high and drove everything was very safe and under control
and also 20 miles an hour below the speed limit
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
see, that's how the cops recognize you, you have to wear a white wig so they just think you're old
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
WA is also trying to figure out intoxication limits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1HavgoK9E
Got kind of IA at the girl who is the living embodiment of every stoner stereotype
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWgqy45d84
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Bah, she didn't have dreads and was dressed pretty normally.
I wish they said how far above the limit she was when super stoned
wkiw Addy
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
http://earthremedy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aspartame.jpg
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
i'm not going to argue that aspartame is 'good' for you or that it can't be harmful in large quantities, but every bit of research I've done for "aspartame poisoning" or "aspartame toxicity" leads back only to the fringiest of fringe blogs and "homeopathic" remedy sites, and don't seem to be sponsored by anybody who...is an actual expert.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
actually saw a friend of a friend claim they were 'laid out' for an entire weekend due to drinking a low-cal Hawaiian Punch drink.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
That one should be rejected on the font alone. (Also, "foggy thinking")
― nickn, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
i thought that said "foggg thinking"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
hmm, common symptoms include "disease mimicing symptoms"
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
ASS
PART
A
ME
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
Whoa you are blowing my mind.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
rain disease mimicingblurrg visioninsominaover 100 MORE.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
sucks to your asp art
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s526x395/999716_432528283528322_590125093_n.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
This is called money bags.
― Let (how's life), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
i assume money bays is an approximate translation of the original chinese feng shui term
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
balls, you better kick the ass of whoever keeps posting that picture of the The Biggest Yankee of All Time to your facebox.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
ha, that one's definitely appeared here before. Yeah, October doesn't have five Mondays this year, so they totally missed out on chinese feng shui money bags.Aside from everything else, the idea that it would take 823 years between each time that happens is obviously false. Unless they're using some ancient Chinese calendar where 2012 is 823 years after 2007.
Hrm, well, I suppose they're not necessarily saying it ONLY happens every 823 years. But never mind that, cuz it WASN'T true in 1189! I highly suspect this thing isn't accurate!
(but it Can't hurt so I did it :))
― Øystein, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Can't hurt
― Treeship, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
There are only 14 possible calendars any given year can fit to. Seven of those are for leap-years.
So if you've got some wacky October where there are five Mondays, five Tuesdays and five Wednesdays (in other words, halloween is on a Wednesday), then guess what. That combo has happened in 2007, 2001, 1990, 1979, 1973, 1962 and will happen again in 2018. Fill your hands with money bags!
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
Oh, I see. It happened last year too, but it was a leap year. Just like it did in 1984.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
so a Facebook macro has LIED to us?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
it reminds me of these weird numerology/evangelical tracts i would find occasionally. which reminds me i had some baptist actually hand me a chick tract a couple of weeks ago, it was as if bigfoot had walked up and tapped me on the shoulder.
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
I found some sort of Jack Chick imitation pamphlet today ... in my doctor's waiting room!
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
It was weird, the first page had text that looked like it hand been hand-lettered. The second page's copy was just some standard computer font. I couldn't tell if the artist got lazy or if the Page 2 message was specifically typed for my behalf.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
the only Chick tract I ever saw in the wild was left in a convenience store restroom in a Kansas City suburb
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
"leaving a Chick tract" = haven't heard it described that way before, but I'm going to use that one from now on
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
could become the new "Santorum" w/ a lil elbow grease
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
you can't rob me of the magic of finding this hilarious evangelical pamphlet with your shit jokes
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
found a chick tract in the gutter a few months ago. i picked it up but no idea what happened to it; lost in the car likely
― akm, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
you ever say something something Santorum with elbow grease something again, i'm flag banning you.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
Someone leaves chick tract "A Love Story" underneath all the windshield wipers at my park and ride every Valentine's.
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
when i was like 19 an older woman picked only me out of an entire crowded train car to give a chick tract to. she held a bunch of them out in a fan so i just picked one randomly; she got off the train and then ran back on to give me one that i guess she had picked out specifically for me. wish i could remember which one it was cuz that would make a good punchline for this boring story
― 1staethyr, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
Lately I've been thinking that "cuccinelli" should become a euphemism for something.
Getting chick tracts for Halloween was the worst and happened quite often when I was a kid
― joygoat, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
lol, this is a recent one apparently
http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/1925/1925_01.gif
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
wite ppl
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
Is the real hater Satan?
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
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― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
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― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link
brb getting YESTERDAY IS DEAD tattooed on my neck in Gothic font.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
YESTERDAY IS DEADTOMORROW MIGHT BE ABORTED
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 8 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link