Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Jesus she needs to start using sunblock ASAP

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

At least she's not trying to work the whole h0locaust-chic thing I've been hearing about:
http://thebosh.com/archives/52860363.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, did I actually post that?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i think so

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Too late now, Spence. If you want it deleted you'd better give teeny a real good reason.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i blame spencer.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

What the fuck is she wearing?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

at least he googleproofed holocaust?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

uh oh:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/llwt.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

that's from 5/14

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

where are you guys FINDING these hideous pictures?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

from happier times
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq_lohan_hostage_pre_getty.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

wait that second-last picture is la lohan?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

that is fucked.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

looks more like joni mitchell.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, you should see the Aguilera pic I just posted on ILM!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

can i see it too?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

This could just be her starlet equivalent of waking up from a heavy night of drinking and swearing to eat only yogurt and baby carrots for the next three days. But I agree with all those present who are a little disgusted by the Lara Flynn Boyleness of it all. She instantly looks ten years older, like some rich bitch who smokes Marlboro Ultra 100s and is always fussing with her nails.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

But anyway, I can't remember if someone said it on that other thread or not, but far more "worrying" to me than her weight is the fact that she's hanging out with Nicole Ritchie!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

She coulda been the 21st century Ann-Margret, y'all. She was this close.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure we've all had our rough patches.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The time I grew a moustache, for instance.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

like that time I lost 30 lbs and looked like an emaciated Target model

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

or that 6yr plan that was high school

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

My third penis never really worked out, either.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

what about your fifth ball?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Hush.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, it was a disaster.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

kinda like an overpacked bag of dodgeballs in there, huh

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Just like that, except incredibly painful.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/llwt.jpg

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Judging from that pic, she's on the Tara Reid Body Transformation Programme, minus the part about breasts.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is Natalie Portman biting Alexandra Kerry? Honey, her dad LOST.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

damn she looks like a tore up gelfling

http://faeriewings.net/fantasy/kira.jpg

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Sizemore wins the universe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh dear
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050515/i/r1250813212.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050515/i/r912450731.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

god this thread is depressing the hell out of me

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.barrymorgenstein.com/Musicians/images/StevenTyler.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

linday, here, take 25 lbs. i don't need it. i swear.

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.deanguitars.com/content/imagelib3/ccdeville/cc.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"it was the house of whores, then it became the house of horrors"

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I just don't understand.

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, is this were the C on T meme got started?

(thanx, cutty)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

The whole "Behind the Music" hubris --> crackwhore curve has really sped up recently hasn't it? Redemption may be just days away.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I realize that comment qualifies me for most clichéd post of the day, perhaps. But it seems like it was only yesterday that she was changing bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread is harshing my pre-star wars buzz

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, is this were the C on T meme got started?

it was this thread and also a fran drescher thread that was going on at the same time...!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

there needs to be a happy medium for Lohan between jailbait cute and Courtney Love. In a lot of the natural photos posted she still looks too young to perv on.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

...or a happy medium between jailbait cute and healthy?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

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