I'm drunk!

This is my 2.37 and I am drunk and still on the fucking internet theme tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvwW2NUscwY

<3 that

baby shower drunk

Nice to meet you

yeah I'm from the school of you open the bottle you finish the bottle so buying in volume is not always a great idea

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, August 10, 2013 7:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol wins.

Nearly fell over

Didnt fall over

grats

Some characters in this pub. It feels like a lock in even tho its like half 9. I'm well smashed.

But I feel really lucid!

Chicken cottage

Feel like I just ate my self-respect tbh

can't believe it's after 5pm. the days just fly when you are avoiding doing things.

It was greasy

i'm going to eat a piece of salmon in a few hours

cool

what is a chicken cottage

how much do u need to drink to be drunk

More

chicken cottage is a boutique sous vide chicken restaurant chain in west london and cheshire popular among football players and uk urban music stars

i see

http://www.thebigeat.com/menu_pages/full/4538c092eba83.jpeg

two family specials and a mountain burger meal pls

i'm glad we don't have food like that here in america

30p to go large? shit yeah

1/2 grilled chicken otm

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/king-felix-chicken-leg-eating-fan-150x150.jpg

oh. gonna get off ilx before things get rly bad.

hi folks
I have guitar picks

I feel like that Mountain Burger is staring at me with those beady white eyes, and licking its lips with a cheese tongue. And then I feel like the 1/2 chicken below it is posing rather provocatively.

i just had a chicken teriyaki sub from subway and it makes me pine for any of the excellent chicken meals i could have eaten in its stead.

drunk4ever. i wish i could do a shit ton of acid and freak the fuck out for the rest of lifemy

gettin there. Probably not gonna go all the way tonight, just a few beers.

what are you drinking tonight hurting? i'm drinking brooklyn lager, an old standby.

I'm drinking Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen, which has been my beer of choice for the last few weeks because I got a 24-pack at Costco for $23.99. Crazy right?

Brooklyn lager is not a particularly good beer.

that's true, but it is something more important than good: familiar.

good point. i'm drinking sam adams, definitely enjoying the familiarity here. think i'll have another, in fact.

wish i had some cigarettes, all i have around are some djarum clove "cigars" i bought for a reason now unknown to me

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boy_spectrum

velko

what are you doing

to boy_slayer

i drank so much vodka tnite + ate brownies + i feel great

where is boy slayer?

get rid of the fucking weasels and there s a clear path . the path is fraught with obstacles, i can accept that. i just need to see where the y are though. fucking weasles. trip you up an steel youtr pennies, ; i need those pennies.

got to get to the end i need resoursces they don'y belong to you fuck i'm all in this toghether . there's some disconne ct between the communal intercoonective responsibility-esque humanitarianism that you're preaching in yer music and the fact that you get to keep all the pennies. got forgive me but gimme what i came to the party with. amen; fuck off nazi weasels.

thanking you in adavance,

the voice of insurrection

get into the groove, people, you've got to prove your basic human decency to me, how hard is that

i read through the social comtraxct and it doesnt say anything about anything except that it's not legally binding in any way sorry.

where is the love can't you at least leave things as they were i could deal with that

kissing like a weasel stealing pennies
Underneath the sycamore tree
cupid by the hour sends valentines
i,m really disappointed in humanity

not you guys, you're ok for the most part. the better part