i think we've seen that depression one before itt but it's the first time it was accompanies by a illustration of my favorite psychopharma cartoon character, the depression bathrobe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGQcibFC9q0
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
ts: depression bathrobe v. sad bouncing egg
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
depression bathrobe! <3
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
Results may vary.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/20794_10151849071769602_130875693_n.jpg
gross
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
and mean!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
officer she had curves, what was i supposed to do?
― in France they piss on Main Street (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
abilify is such a terrible name xps
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Shudder to think what goes on in that perv's pockets
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
i'll tell you where you can put your hands
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Terrorist-Tea-Party-Puzzle.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
I'm going to glue googly eyes to my depression bathrobe.
― emilys., Friday, 16 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
http://fuckyourlifehacks.tumblr.com/ new favorite
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
*sigh* That's so OTM.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean it is though
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
lol abilify
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a551/emily_simpson1/atheist_lisafranksagan_zps9af0e266.jpg
― emilys., Saturday, 17 August 2013 09:35 (ten years ago) link
To really harm the romance of a sunset u have to cover it up with large words in an ugly garish font
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 17 August 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
or ten
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Saturday, 17 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
digging fuckyourlifehacks
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
I hate them so much. They had a hack for freezing coffee into cubes and using those to cool your coffee. I still can't formulate into enough words how (and why) that pissed me off.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
But that's how I make my afternoon iced coffees ;_; why you gotta hate, pp?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
I think if they were presented as quirky ideas for a rainy day project clipped from Reader's Digest or Highlights, they'd be fine...the name 'hack' and the meme-generator presentation implies they are mind-blowing ways to cut through life's red tape, stunning left-field solutions from techy firebrands who have figured out how to live and don't want to waste any time doing so. When in reality it's like... so...you put Koolaid in a bottle and shook it up...? Or: You found a good use for all those old-timey wooden ladders you have lying around for...some reason? They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
There's an implied YOU'RE WELCOME at the end of every one of these things, like someone accepting your apology when you have offered none.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
why you gotta hate, pp?
I told you, I can't put it into words. Pouring coffee into an ice tray isn't going to enhance your life in any way.
This is the recent one that made me really lose my shit. But you know, when you lose your shit over something that someone has done, that's your fault. #lifehack
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP3f48CCYAAKt-O.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
the worst ones are the "creative" ones, the ladder-turned-shelf ones, which by virtue of being "lifehacks" are viral and have seen by everyone on the internet, so everyone who sees your twee as fuck creativity will know exactly where it came from
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
dying at the picture pplains posted.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
the legend is amazing
Food kit a. cinnamon candies. travel food kit
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
''Oops, damn, won't close...what is it? One too many pretzels? Fuck, crushed 'em again. I bet I can fit in one more Cheerio. Where are those tweezers...'' (meanwhile people who were actually traveling have long since given up and left)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
also lol @ emily's carl sagan one. Is someone in your feed on a Carl Sagan listserv or something? I feel like you posted a similarly rainbow-colored one, with Haunting Thoughtful Face, way back at the beginning.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
That Carl Sagan fellow is all bollocks. I mean, you can see right through him.
― Aimless, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
Plz somebody photoshop dreads onto Don Cheadle's head for future posts
― Bnad, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.
^seriously. A lifehack would be, like, how do I make money to live on without working or something.
Casino, I think I sent the Sagan one to you in a private message, but yeah, I have a lot of fucking lovers of science on my fb. Also loving that this thread is enough of a priority for you to check from China!
― emilys., Saturday, 17 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
Re: Sagan picture, I wd argue that the reduction of the phenomena of the sunset to 'romance' is the real harm
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
you know what else would work for all that food, a plastic bag, but then the different colors of food might touch each other
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1148890_2443510883465_557839758_n.jpg
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link
She is slightly more resourceful than the ''10 Rules for Dating my Daughter'' dude.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
terrifying
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
When people share that, are they sharing because it's a funny caricature of what they think ... or because they actually think it?
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link
Either way, fucking hell
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link
Huh. My own mothers rules would go something like:
1. OMGThankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 18 August 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
hahah
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
lol mine would be "Are you sure?"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
Unwritten rule: I own my son the way other people own a dog, and I have no intention of ever changing that.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
11, You never her
― carlos danger zone (mh), Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
My rules for dating my imaginary daughter: no playing your "slow jamz mix" on first dateif you text your penis to her that photo WILL go on a freeway billboardif you chat me and my husband up like a car salesman, she will NEVER, EVER date you because you are a secret creepif yr skinny jeans are falling down around your ass when you enter my home I will pants you
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
emilys, no, i'm sure there was another! Around the time of one about Descartes maybe? No way will i try to load this whole thread on my phone thru hostel internet to check tho.
and yes, high priority
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link