Netflix Watch Instantly Recommendation Thread

i think i gotta see that now.

Oh, hey, BettyBlue is streaming. Just stay with it through the first 5 minutes of fucking.

that's on netflix? I will be watching it immediately.

xpost the cat movie, obviously

putting Cosmopolis and Antiviral in my instant queue has earned me the suggested genre of "Cerebral Canadian Movies"

oh god how many times did I watch betty blue in college

been watching "a talking cat!?!?!"
that music plays throughout. it doesn't stop.

there's a great deal of plot surrounding cheese puffs

it feels like any minute everyone is going to start fucking

like they started out by filming a porn starting a talking cat then no one felt like fucking so they said "hey let's just do the film anyway"

there is an honest-to-god two minute sequence of two men scanning clothing into a database while wacky music plays

SPOILER:

The cat gets hit by a car

it is by far the funniest cat being hit by a car that I've ever seen

the internet is already all over this
http://atalkingcatmovie.tumblr.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRISMgtmFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x3lRpnrGc

this is apparently some sort of subgenre?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmXPE62wwo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFpMQ4Jsrvs

the credits to this movie are over seven minutes long and are accompanied by a midi version of "la cucaracha"

four minutes of the end credits are outtakes of the cat accompanied by a reggae take on "itsy bitsy spider"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/46adae51c7c10ae515a5e2a9695ec4bf/tumblr_mj57ariVaW1s4n0nko1_400.gif

http://www.avclub.com/articles/a-talking-cat-is-the-room-of-anthropomorphic-anima,93563/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlSip-BxdMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUBgOzdjnE

anyone seen munchie? some kids movie that had a creepy ass "box cover" that actually was changed after a week or two

http://cdn0.nflximg.net/images/8710/2678710.jpg4

the original art

http://cdn.ientry.com/sites/webpronews/article_pics/munchie.jpg

the new one, which is less freaky in the tiny window if still freaky up close

Was wondering why the two cute guys ended up in the pool together in the Cat trailer and ...

Directed by: David DeCoteau

Oh, that explains it.

OMG, i had no idea and it makes perfect sense. i love that guy. his homoerotic horror films are such a treat!

i love the druggy vibe in his old movies like The Brotherhood. you get a weird contact high watching them. trance cinema.

ooh they have a bunch of his movies on netflix:

http://instantwatcher.com/titles?q=David+DeCoteau&search_episodes=

1313: Bigfoot Island

A young woman calls to ancient spirits in order to right the wrongs inflicted on her. For this she summons the mythical beast that has long been rumored to roam the verdant forests. Nearby, a young man readies a cabin for the arrival of his friends. They've been coming to this place every year since they were kids, to relax and shape up before the start of a new college year. Only this time, they're about to meet their worst nightmare.

Such a fan. If Tommy Wiseau has the Citizen Kane under his belt, DeCoteau's filmography has the length and consistency of Hitchcock.

... or (if I liked him) Hawks.

My god. I've got about 1313 movies to catch up on.

"DeCoteau's filmography has the length and consistency of Hitchcock."

ilx imagery i have loved...

I keep starting really bad movies thinking I can take it and still enjoy something about them. I keep being wrong.

Oh wait they put CLEAN HOUSE with Niecy Nash on this thing? I'll see y'all in like September.

i watched the documentary abt troll 2, it was kind of interesting tho all the hyper fans were a bit hard to take after while, the part where the guy who played the storekeeper said that the panel where everyone was cheering for him was the best moment of his life was kinda sad and touching and made me think thoughts

watched Antiviral, Cronenberg kid has potential, the plot diverges a bit though

I watched Shakma, a movie where a baboon used for lab experiments goes nuts and kills a bunch of live action role-players. That sentence is better than the movie.

It's a toss up over who gives the better performance as an evolved primate between the baboon and Christopher Atkins. I'm pretty sure it's the baboon.

they couldn't actually get burt reynolds to star with loni anderson so they got the next best thing, i guess?

There are SO MANY straight to DVD "dark" "thriller" type things on here and I figure at least ONE of them has to be good. Right?

well, no

the problem w/ homoerotic horror films is, y'know, horror.

they're fun! and strange.

Just found out that the baboon in the Shakma movie isn't a Chacma but is a smaller Hamadryas baboon. They even cheaped out on the primate!

i'm still watching Revolution and i don't care what you people say about me. i mean, its no Jericho, but what could be?

xxp and all set in the exact same house

xpost scott Mr Veg still watches it too, I won't judge

My Amityville Horror is weird - the dude seems like he has an incredible amount of rage barely kept under control, and for all the intense hatred expressed towards george lutz, iirc he never really expounded on why he felt that way?? i mean, i was only giving the movie about 2/3 of my attention so maybe i missed it, but all he really said was that george was a military guy with no parenting skills.

and the scene when lorraine warren pulls out the so-called true cross relic... hmmm.

i think his guitar shredding was supposed to allow us to use our imaginations for the details of why