been watching "a talking cat!?!?!"that music plays throughout. it doesn't stop.
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
there's a great deal of plot surrounding cheese puffs
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:53 (ten years ago) link
it feels like any minute everyone is going to start fucking
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link
like they started out by filming a porn starting a talking cat then no one felt like fucking so they said "hey let's just do the film anyway"
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link
there is an honest-to-god two minute sequence of two men scanning clothing into a database while wacky music plays
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
SPOILER:
The cat gets hit by a car
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:07 (ten years ago) link
it is by far the funniest cat being hit by a car that I've ever seen
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link
the internet is already all over this http://atalkingcatmovie.tumblr.com/
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:11 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRISMgtmFQ
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:13 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x3lRpnrGc
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link
this is apparently some sort of subgenre?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmXPE62wwo
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFpMQ4Jsrvs
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
the credits to this movie are over seven minutes long and are accompanied by a midi version of "la cucaracha"
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link
four minutes of the end credits are outtakes of the cat accompanied by a reggae take on "itsy bitsy spider"
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:32 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/46adae51c7c10ae515a5e2a9695ec4bf/tumblr_mj57ariVaW1s4n0nko1_400.gif
http://www.avclub.com/articles/a-talking-cat-is-the-room-of-anthropomorphic-anima,93563/
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:36 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlSip-BxdMM
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:39 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUBgOzdjnE
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link
anyone seen munchie? some kids movie that had a creepy ass "box cover" that actually was changed after a week or two
― da croupier, Sunday, 18 August 2013 07:22 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn0.nflximg.net/images/8710/2678710.jpg4
the original art
http://cdn.ientry.com/sites/webpronews/article_pics/munchie.jpg
the new one, which is less freaky in the tiny window if still freaky up close
― da croupier, Sunday, 18 August 2013 07:23 (ten years ago) link
Was wondering why the two cute guys ended up in the pool together in the Cat trailer and ...
Directed by: David DeCoteau
Oh, that explains it.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
OMG, i had no idea and it makes perfect sense. i love that guy. his homoerotic horror films are such a treat!
― scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
i love the druggy vibe in his old movies like The Brotherhood. you get a weird contact high watching them. trance cinema.
― scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
ooh they have a bunch of his movies on netflix:
http://instantwatcher.com/titles?q=David+DeCoteau&search_episodes=
― scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
1313: Bigfoot Island
A young woman calls to ancient spirits in order to right the wrongs inflicted on her. For this she summons the mythical beast that has long been rumored to roam the verdant forests. Nearby, a young man readies a cabin for the arrival of his friends. They've been coming to this place every year since they were kids, to relax and shape up before the start of a new college year. Only this time, they're about to meet their worst nightmare.
― scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
Such a fan. If Tommy Wiseau has the Citizen Kane under his belt, DeCoteau's filmography has the length and consistency of Hitchcock.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
... or (if I liked him) Hawks.
My god. I've got about 1313 movies to catch up on.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
"DeCoteau's filmography has the length and consistency of Hitchcock."
ilx imagery i have loved...
― scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
I keep starting really bad movies thinking I can take it and still enjoy something about them. I keep being wrong.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Sunday, 18 August 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
Oh wait they put CLEAN HOUSE with Niecy Nash on this thing? I'll see y'all in like September.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Sunday, 18 August 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
i watched the documentary abt troll 2, it was kind of interesting tho all the hyper fans were a bit hard to take after while, the part where the guy who played the storekeeper said that the panel where everyone was cheering for him was the best moment of his life was kinda sad and touching and made me think thoughts
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
watched Antiviral, Cronenberg kid has potential, the plot diverges a bit though
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link
I watched Shakma, a movie where a baboon used for lab experiments goes nuts and kills a bunch of live action role-players. That sentence is better than the movie.
It's a toss up over who gives the better performance as an evolved primate between the baboon and Christopher Atkins. I'm pretty sure it's the baboon.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
they couldn't actually get burt reynolds to star with loni anderson so they got the next best thing, i guess?
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
There are SO MANY straight to DVD "dark" "thriller" type things on here and I figure at least ONE of them has to be good. Right?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
well, no
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
the problem w/ homoerotic horror films is, y'know, horror.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
they're fun! and strange.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
Just found out that the baboon in the Shakma movie isn't a Chacma but is a smaller Hamadryas baboon. They even cheaped out on the primate!
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
i'm still watching Revolution and i don't care what you people say about me. i mean, its no Jericho, but what could be?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
xxp and all set in the exact same house
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
xpost scott Mr Veg still watches it too, I won't judge
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
My Amityville Horror is weird - the dude seems like he has an incredible amount of rage barely kept under control, and for all the intense hatred expressed towards george lutz, iirc he never really expounded on why he felt that way?? i mean, i was only giving the movie about 2/3 of my attention so maybe i missed it, but all he really said was that george was a military guy with no parenting skills.
and the scene when lorraine warren pulls out the so-called true cross relic... hmmm.
― just1n3, Friday, 23 August 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
i think his guitar shredding was supposed to allow us to use our imaginations for the details of why
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
Showtime needs to license some of their old content to Netflix/etc. so I can relive Odyssey Five and Jeremiah.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
And smutty late nite movie memories
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
The Showtime/HBO/etc pay channels are really horrible at even making their content available on paid services like iTunes. You have to wait until the season is over and it's on disc to buy it online. Probably due to contract terms with cable providers.
screw you showtime, I will download your content
― mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
yea that is interesting; kevin spacey, speaking in his role as exec prod of house of cards, recently said that the reason GoT is the most pirated show in history is b/c ppl can't get it fast enough & that seems right. netflix really has a leg up by being able 2 dump a whole season to stream @ once in that respect
― johnny crunch, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
Yall have sold me on this Talking Cat movie.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link