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been watching "a talking cat!?!?!"
that music plays throughout. it doesn't stop.

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link

there's a great deal of plot surrounding cheese puffs

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:53 (ten years ago) link

it feels like any minute everyone is going to start fucking

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link

like they started out by filming a porn starting a talking cat then no one felt like fucking so they said "hey let's just do the film anyway"

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link

there is an honest-to-god two minute sequence of two men scanning clothing into a database while wacky music plays

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link

SPOILER:

The cat gets hit by a car

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:07 (ten years ago) link

it is by far the funniest cat being hit by a car that I've ever seen

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link

the internet is already all over this
http://atalkingcatmovie.tumblr.com/

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:11 (ten years ago) link

this is apparently some sort of subgenre?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmXPE62wwo

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link

the credits to this movie are over seven minutes long and are accompanied by a midi version of "la cucaracha"

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link

four minutes of the end credits are outtakes of the cat accompanied by a reggae take on "itsy bitsy spider"

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:32 (ten years ago) link

anyone seen munchie? some kids movie that had a creepy ass "box cover" that actually was changed after a week or two

da croupier, Sunday, 18 August 2013 07:22 (ten years ago) link

http://cdn0.nflximg.net/images/8710/2678710.jpg4

the original art

http://cdn.ientry.com/sites/webpronews/article_pics/munchie.jpg

the new one, which is less freaky in the tiny window if still freaky up close

da croupier, Sunday, 18 August 2013 07:23 (ten years ago) link

Was wondering why the two cute guys ended up in the pool together in the Cat trailer and ...

Directed by: David DeCoteau

Oh, that explains it.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

OMG, i had no idea and it makes perfect sense. i love that guy. his homoerotic horror films are such a treat!

scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

i love the druggy vibe in his old movies like The Brotherhood. you get a weird contact high watching them. trance cinema.

scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

ooh they have a bunch of his movies on netflix:

http://instantwatcher.com/titles?q=David+DeCoteau&search_episodes=

scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

1313: Bigfoot Island

A young woman calls to ancient spirits in order to right the wrongs inflicted on her. For this she summons the mythical beast that has long been rumored to roam the verdant forests. Nearby, a young man readies a cabin for the arrival of his friends. They've been coming to this place every year since they were kids, to relax and shape up before the start of a new college year. Only this time, they're about to meet their worst nightmare.

scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

Such a fan. If Tommy Wiseau has the Citizen Kane under his belt, DeCoteau's filmography has the length and consistency of Hitchcock.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

... or (if I liked him) Hawks.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

My god. I've got about 1313 movies to catch up on.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

"DeCoteau's filmography has the length and consistency of Hitchcock."

ilx imagery i have loved...

scott seward, Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

I keep starting really bad movies thinking I can take it and still enjoy something about them. I keep being wrong.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Sunday, 18 August 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link

Oh wait they put CLEAN HOUSE with Niecy Nash on this thing? I'll see y'all in like September.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Sunday, 18 August 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

i watched the documentary abt troll 2, it was kind of interesting tho all the hyper fans were a bit hard to take after while, the part where the guy who played the storekeeper said that the panel where everyone was cheering for him was the best moment of his life was kinda sad and touching and made me think thoughts

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

watched Antiviral, Cronenberg kid has potential, the plot diverges a bit though

carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link

I watched Shakma, a movie where a baboon used for lab experiments goes nuts and kills a bunch of live action role-players. That sentence is better than the movie.

It's a toss up over who gives the better performance as an evolved primate between the baboon and Christopher Atkins. I'm pretty sure it's the baboon.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

they couldn't actually get burt reynolds to star with loni anderson so they got the next best thing, i guess?

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

There are SO MANY straight to DVD "dark" "thriller" type things on here and I figure at least ONE of them has to be good. Right?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

well, no

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

the problem w/ homoerotic horror films is, y'know, horror.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

they're fun! and strange.

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

Just found out that the baboon in the Shakma movie isn't a Chacma but is a smaller Hamadryas baboon. They even cheaped out on the primate!

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

i'm still watching Revolution and i don't care what you people say about me. i mean, its no Jericho, but what could be?

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

xxp and all set in the exact same house

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link

xpost scott Mr Veg still watches it too, I won't judge

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

My Amityville Horror is weird - the dude seems like he has an incredible amount of rage barely kept under control, and for all the intense hatred expressed towards george lutz, iirc he never really expounded on why he felt that way?? i mean, i was only giving the movie about 2/3 of my attention so maybe i missed it, but all he really said was that george was a military guy with no parenting skills.

and the scene when lorraine warren pulls out the so-called true cross relic... hmmm.

just1n3, Friday, 23 August 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link

i think his guitar shredding was supposed to allow us to use our imaginations for the details of why

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

Showtime needs to license some of their old content to Netflix/etc. so I can relive Odyssey Five and Jeremiah.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

And smutty late nite movie memories

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

The Showtime/HBO/etc pay channels are really horrible at even making their content available on paid services like iTunes. You have to wait until the season is over and it's on disc to buy it online. Probably due to contract terms with cable providers.

screw you showtime, I will download your content

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

yea that is interesting; kevin spacey, speaking in his role as exec prod of house of cards, recently said that the reason GoT is the most pirated show in history is b/c ppl can't get it fast enough & that seems right. netflix really has a leg up by being able 2 dump a whole season to stream @ once in that respect

johnny crunch, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

Yall have sold me on this Talking Cat movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link


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