GET INVOLVED - will Liverpool win the Premiership 2013/14?

eh tbh if the analogy is to match the football transfer window it must surely involve a brothel

^^^ jilted John

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSCsh6KCcAEygOR.jpg

"It's fantastic to work with Mauricio," striker Osvaldo told BBC Sport.

"He's a great motivator and for me it's very important to work with people who appreciate and respect how I work."

He added: "For some years I've been working with people who don't appreciate how I work as a player, so it's great for me to to be working with people who do appreciate it."

Poch Casual

following anonanon's back-in-the-dating-game analogy, right now it's 4am, the nightclub is emptying out, and they're drunkenly slurring in the general direction of every girl who's left.

― SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 August 2013 17:00

u got some esteemed company

gareth ‏@arsenal_rebel 2h

@The_Clock_End we are like the fat bird on a Saturday night just because we have tits doesn't mean someone will take us home

Rob Blake ‏@RBlake8 3h

Arsenal's transfer window equivalent - Go out looking to pull a 10/10, but end up settling for fittest 4am bird #scraps

god.

oh no someone said something on the internet come quick guys come QUICK LOOK WHAT SOMEONE SAID ON THE INTERNET oh it speaks so much of our times

― darraghmac, 13 August 2013 18:18 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im begging u nakh not the footy threads

deems m8 pls

that wasnt posted fors its inherent content value but as an oblique condemnation of merdes' phallocentric ananlogy http://i.imgur.com/Upb6TlN.gif

oh no someone said something on the internet come quick guys come QUICK LOOK WHAT SOMEONE SAID ON THE INTERNET oh it speaks so much of our times

said on the internet about something someone said on the internet.

Its a c&p tbh

surely u can tell the difference between c&p simply for 'oh look how terrible these random internet comments are smdh' reasons and c&p for rhetorical effect

it's all going a bit Metasacker

i do feel rightly chastened it's true.

fitba threads need as much meta as possible, else they degenerate into barely ironized got involvements or ronayish winsome dogshit

It was a c&p of something i posted a week ago how does that work

they're ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTlOKpSrK3Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTlOKpSrK3Y

city looking really good, particularly dzeko. excellent goal from kun.

huh forgot about this match

taylor an idiot as ever but harsh for a straight red it seemed to me

Yeah, there was a wee bit of swing in the arm but it didn't seem especially malicious.

Citeh looking ominously good I agree, the front 6 (7 if you include Zabaleta) have been linking up beautifully. Loads of movement, lots of one-twos and eye-of-the-needle passes, Fernandinho and Navas both looking right at home. Good match so far

lol carra is all i have to say

from what little i could make out i think he said he was surprised city didnt play "4-4-3-3"

yeah idk, letter of the law and all that but the ref has really leapt on the opportunity to kill the game there. vanity decision imo

pretty sure Taylor was exacting revenge for Kun smashing the ball into his arm and claiming a penalty moments before

xpost - "Kill the game" perhaps not entirely accurate or fair on the ref. Ben Arfa aside, Newcastle have brought very little to the contest and there were no signs that City were going to slow down before that red card, they were heading for a 4 or 5 nil regardless, the way the game was heading. Will now happily watch them rack up a cricket score if Pellegrini doesn't pull a Mourinho

Debuchy looks good for a sending off too

This sounds worth watching?

wouldn't be surprised if Pardew quits before the final whistle

Definitely worth watching Klats, City are really good fun, Dzeko jut forced a brilliant short-range stop from Krul with a header. Freekick on edge of area for City now

quality

the exhibition is continuing in the second half

Can't work out the balance between City being good and the Toon being cack here

Missed this bcz kill me now ilx fight. City cruising?

i've seen this danse macabre before and trust me newcastle are only pretending to play here. yknow, sort of get into positon, sort of do a run, sort of put in an aimless cross. pards is a dead man walking

Joe Kinnear in charge of a talented yet inconsistent, poorly organised crew of Gallic shrug-merchants, what a story

Got to agree xp on the basis of these ninety seconds I've been watching

five Man City players simultaneously breaking the Newcastle offside trap was pretty nice.

a particularly FIFA-esque moment

yeah the dink in for that from yaya was superb

be interesting to see if nasri responds to new management, you kind of totally forget just how good he once was

Gotta be annoyed getting injured in this

dearie me

Debuchy has been really awful tonight

iirc he's been pretty bad from the moment he arrived

yeah, I don't think the Newcastle fans have taken to him at all

damn aguero's goal was a beaut