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Definitely worth a tickle and a slap, he is....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.steelydan.com/Images/kama/kamahead2.jpeg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 September 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ms. Animal, sounds worth a listen;>

Joy, oh joy, no rain for the first time in 4 months!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

My new favorite package advertising (for a 'restroom' option in a hampster 'Habitrail':

http://i.xanga.com/Im_Passing_Open_Windows/hamster_and_alien.jpg

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

i like doonesbury

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 6 September 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

40 days

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

a holiday tribute to Wesley Willis

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"will you still hold my hand when we're really old?"

"yes, for love AND balance!"

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Catch a date,
Suck a dick,
sheeeiiitt

TRICK!

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 7 September 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to check out of this bourgeois motel, push my chair away from the table, and say, "No more Jello for me, Mom!"

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

No matter what anybody tells you, Kentucky Tavern definitely does NOT got shit on Jack Daniels.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 7 September 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's 00:00 o'clock. Dang, must get back to work.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm also thinking 'thank goodness people can be mature enough to put bullshit drama behind them, especially when it involves other people's lives'. In connection to that, I'm also thinking about what to put on these flyers for my band's next shows. I'm also thinking how happy I am to still have a band.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.gnometoys.com/~freak/whittier/images/buckner062.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am thinking that looks like the Vista theatre

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

and now this:

http://www.vienna.cc/wienpix/riesenrad.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

yo!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.andreas-praefcke.de/carthalia/europe/images/a_wien_prater.jpg

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am thinking I need to sign off this computer and get some soup. And I shall!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the future, computers will provide soup for us and we shall live in the splendor that is our birthright.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f586/f58667lpzf2.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.dreamlandresort.com/trip_reports/p6270_s.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

i wish it was december already

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am out of brie and wine waaaaaaaaaaaa

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh man am I a bourgeois motherfucker.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have cheddar and tequila, teeny, come slum with me.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

brie and wine are good things!
when socially constructing my consumption, i like to slum with vodka, diet coke OR scotch and soda--and sour cream and onion-flavored potato chips.....

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"socially constructing my consumption"!

Oh, that reminds me -- vodka does -- that I'd meant to find one of the best/worst drink threads, butfuckit. Went liquor shopping last night, sort of (the liquor store across the street, so the selection is sporadic and they didn't have the Bonny Doon wines I wanted). The big thing was "pre-mixed martinis" -- Cosmotini and Appletini -- which didn't seem to be any different from cranberry- and apple-flavored vodkas.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had a vanilla-flavored Stoli martini at a lounnnggggeeeee and it was really good, but every time I see the bottle on the shelf at the store I think (noooo, too expensive)....

I had a bad experience with a pre-mixed "MudSlide" recently--vile, simply vile.

Appletini

... sounds like original sin in Latin. ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I have a real pet peeve for the anything-and-the-kitchen-sink-tinis that are around these days. I can get really annoying about it. ("Cowboy-tini" at a restaurant I used to go to: tequila, triple sec, lime. That's a margarita, dammit, you just put it in a different glass and raised the price!)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

the new thing is lycheetinis.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahaha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's just bring the trend to its natural apex and toss some mango bubble tea in a very very very small little stemmed glass. The itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot martini.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

countdown to zombie pinappletini

5...4...3...

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

(notice how I am refusing to speculate about such things)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

...2...

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

(you'd really have to ask Tad or luna or Ally or somebody, I just don't know)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

(that yellow polka dot bit was funny, btw, dammit)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

speaking of dots...Pink Dot is late! (note to self--stop calling Pink Dot)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

This says more about "what the early '90's were really like" than Nevermind does.

I'm not sure I like this Kraftwerk album.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 8 September 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to buy a laptop computer, because I'm on campus for large stretches of the day, and a) there are just plain too many students for me to have any hope of consistently getting a computer in one of the computing lab type places, b) I can't smoke in there anyway, nor eat my lunch, so c) this is the best way for me to get lots of work done. I'm shit with handwriting: I've been doing everything on the computer for ... uh, 20 years now, I guess.

I'm oddly nervous about this, having never ever used a laptop computer before for more than a couple minutes. They seem newfangled to me, and suspicious. They have cards, and they're small, and touchpads are weird.

But I'm getting a refurbished one, and not a top of the line one or anything, cause all I need is to type and bop files around. So I'm sure everything is going to be fine.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes the yellow polka dot martini was funny

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

a little pineapple juice, a little vanilla vodka, twist of zombie, voila, pineapple zombietini.

(I left the blowjob out... that's after you've had several zombietinis).

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

You could probably rate blowjobs by number of zombietinis. Well, maybe you couldn't, but I probably could.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's after you've had several zombietinis.

wait, so how many more do i need?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ask Tep.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I refuse in soooo many ways to be the pineapple zombietini guy!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh it's too late, champ.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

No no no. teeny's responsible for the tini. I'm not even really responsible for the pzb, I'll just accept partial culpability. But the tini is so not me!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are completely responsible for the pzb, but I'll let you off on the pztini.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

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