not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
i think you're thinkin of bagel hack
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugYou can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4
it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
hoos whut
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
I want to believe it's fake.
But if it is fake, it's more like sabotage.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
i dont know what i want anymore
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
churn content get click$
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
there is every reason to believe that everything is fake
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context
― max, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.
Life Hacks @lifehacks 2hOn http://accountkiller.com you can instantly remove all of your personal data from websites you don't want having it
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hMountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link
So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link
http://distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com/18316bde054b11e38d1822000a1f8cf0_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/f673e63cff6b11e2875e22000a9e016c_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/70ca9ecafcde11e28b2322000a1fbe1b_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage9.ak.instagram.com/61000c00fd8311e2873022000a1fa909_7.jpg
fuck your bowlsfuck your candy canefuck your cookies n' milkand fuck your grandma
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
oh man the cookies n milk foul
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
wtf with the milk in the cookie tray
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
lmao
i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
its hacking for all the wrong reasons
god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!
die
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg
if you fall for this you deserve to
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
no one has ever done that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
omg at MILK ->
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
and how the fuck is that a life hack
how is anything a "life hack"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you
Exclusive PartyAnonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...
A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
That reminds me of:
"Knock Knock"Who's there?"Meeeeeeeeeee"
Gets them every time
Or, it used to.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (ten years ago) link
Life hackin' across the universeOn the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
― Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link
LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
God, that person must hate drinking water!
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
no you dont understand life mom and dad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
"you don't understand life""shut up you're five"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link