Ironically, the Gillette thing is sort of an argument for religion
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
the house he grew up in is right down the road from me. he still owns it and rents it out.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
I hang out with Penn Jilette all I want.
― crüt, Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:41 PM (25 minutes ago)
ahahaha
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
i have to say I am sooooooooo fucking over smug atheist FB macros
like, you know you sound like a smug evangelist, right?
they can all diaf afaic
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
idk if we should discriminate btwn different types of smugness itt tbf
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
death to smug
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/01/08/opinion/penn_jillette/penn_jillette-thumbStandard.jpg
So great that this avatar both has a smug mouth and eye-roll.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/252294_576947529012356_393729660_n.jpg
265,651 people like this / 39,040 shares
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a35b4dd292200f6a392e859e1523eba5/tumblr_mr5aw4qqPs1samygro1_500.jpg
― Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
i love that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 August 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
He gets it
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 August 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
He's getting it in the pic
― Mark G, Friday, 30 August 2013 06:48 (ten years ago) link
Exactly, there's already a name for when you look at nature and get all inspired and full of awe, and it's not called science, IT'S CALLED RElIGION, BIYOTCH!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
did you really just 'biyotch'
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
my god
he also just 'RElIGION'
― how's life, Friday, 30 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
yeah BOOYAH
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
you tell em
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
no, the thing I'm talking about actually is called REIIGION
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
hm ok
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/1146732_501876006557624_1917342891_n.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
i have a surfeit of happiness AND YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME RALPH WALDO EMERSON
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
Emerson had robotlike powers over his emotions.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
Dudes in that picture are totally raging against the dying of the light. For every minute you are happy you lose sixty seconds of sweet-ass rage.
― Øystein, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
what if you're angry in space.
― pplains, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
As you approach the speed of light, losing sixty seconds becomes relative.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0S6u1Wc.jpg
Miley's ass = Japanese nuclear plants
― li'l sebastian, Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
which is more radioactive?
― Moodles, Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
i don't know where to put this so
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564400_10201542877361148_865678757_n.jpg
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
oh so that's what being a nerd is all about, huh? I thought it was more like -- obscure hobbies and uncontrollable pedantry.
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
side note: i always thought somebody should do research into the nerd sociolect. many of them seem to have a very strange tone & cadence that becomes more prominent the more obscure their interests
― chilli, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
if anyone can tell me who the fuck matthew coe is then drinks are on me when we meet
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
dude who wrote the song that they use at the end of portal iirc, and also some other geek-culture songs.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
oh wait that's jonathan coulton i have no idea who matthew coe is
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
minor canadian php deity; you owe me beers wooo
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
That's never a quote from the bible!
― Mark G, Sunday, 1 September 2013 07:12 (ten years ago) link
When Matt Coe schools us on nerds, it behooves us to listen, because of his unflinching ability to put together whole sentences on the subject.
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 September 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
ughhttps://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1236549_554960727886814_1981618566_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
gardening maybe not cheaper than therapy if u don't already have a garden tho
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
Gardening is cheaper than a tonsillectomy and you also get tomatoes. And tomato-sized tonsils.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
Hide from your problems in a garden. That makes it ok. Because garden.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
I could always tell when Mum was working through some shit when I came home from school and all the roses were pruned down to bare stalks
she still needed therapy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
Its that thing where something helps one person and they think it will help everyone. "Hey, ur depressed? Just paint! That helped me!!"
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm thinking of writing down all the little tips people give me to deal with depression; maybe seeing them all written down will make some sense. Maybe even try them all in one day...
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Monday, 2 September 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
1,001 Things To Do Before You Try Therapy
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 September 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
THE TOMATOES DON'T JUST SIT THERE JUDGING ME, THE TOMATOES LOVE ME
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
BUT TOMATOES DISAGREE WITHME
― Mark G, Monday, 2 September 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
i had to mow down the tomato plants with the ride on mower, dont u see? they were willfully disobeying my wishes, i just want to be respected in my own home goddammit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 September 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417
― red sobule (get bent), Monday, 2 September 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link