Emerson had robotlike powers over his emotions.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
Dudes in that picture are totally raging against the dying of the light. For every minute you are happy you lose sixty seconds of sweet-ass rage.
― Øystein, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
what if you're angry in space.
― pplains, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
As you approach the speed of light, losing sixty seconds becomes relative.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0S6u1Wc.jpg
Miley's ass = Japanese nuclear plants
― li'l sebastian, Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
which is more radioactive?
― Moodles, Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
i don't know where to put this so
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564400_10201542877361148_865678757_n.jpg
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
oh so that's what being a nerd is all about, huh? I thought it was more like -- obscure hobbies and uncontrollable pedantry.
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
side note: i always thought somebody should do research into the nerd sociolect. many of them seem to have a very strange tone & cadence that becomes more prominent the more obscure their interests
― chilli, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
if anyone can tell me who the fuck matthew coe is then drinks are on me when we meet
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
dude who wrote the song that they use at the end of portal iirc, and also some other geek-culture songs.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
oh wait that's jonathan coulton i have no idea who matthew coe is
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
minor canadian php deity; you owe me beers wooo
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
That's never a quote from the bible!
― Mark G, Sunday, 1 September 2013 07:12 (ten years ago) link
When Matt Coe schools us on nerds, it behooves us to listen, because of his unflinching ability to put together whole sentences on the subject.
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 September 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
ughhttps://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1236549_554960727886814_1981618566_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
gardening maybe not cheaper than therapy if u don't already have a garden tho
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
Gardening is cheaper than a tonsillectomy and you also get tomatoes. And tomato-sized tonsils.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
Hide from your problems in a garden. That makes it ok. Because garden.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
I could always tell when Mum was working through some shit when I came home from school and all the roses were pruned down to bare stalks
she still needed therapy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
Its that thing where something helps one person and they think it will help everyone. "Hey, ur depressed? Just paint! That helped me!!"
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm thinking of writing down all the little tips people give me to deal with depression; maybe seeing them all written down will make some sense. Maybe even try them all in one day...
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Monday, 2 September 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
1,001 Things To Do Before You Try Therapy
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 September 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
THE TOMATOES DON'T JUST SIT THERE JUDGING ME, THE TOMATOES LOVE ME
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
BUT TOMATOES DISAGREE WITHME
― Mark G, Monday, 2 September 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
i had to mow down the tomato plants with the ride on mower, dont u see? they were willfully disobeying my wishes, i just want to be respected in my own home goddammit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 September 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417
― red sobule (get bent), Monday, 2 September 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
xp
i lolled.
then i cried, then i wept hysterically, then i ran up and down the street naked and screaming.
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 07:55 (ten years ago) link
― mookieproof, Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nice, i will gladly pay up
― call all destroyer, Monday, 2 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1150328_697046476976605_245106574_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 2 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
I love tortured acronyms as much as the next person but this is too much.
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1157740_538122199577051_472311958_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
lol, like
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
except the Chinese flag analogy doesn't really work
Argh, I started trying to fix those acronyms in my head but there were just too many.
I just saw this one on a friend's mom's feed
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21410_10151917342442150_1326361362_n.jpg
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
the wiring looks a little scary in that coffee place. maybe that's why they don't have wi-fi.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
i always think its a bad idea in any store to have any kind of negative signage. NO we don't take credit cards. telling people what you don't have and what you don't do is psychologically bad retail strategy. and the sad reason they have to put the sign up is because a hundred people a day ask if they have wi-fi.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
Leave your book at the door... we TALK to each other.
I go to coffee shops to do homework or other work. I guess I could just chat with strangers about my quizzes instead.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
I just want to take a moment itt to mention how much I hate "Thug Kitchen"
― crüt, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
No, we don't have wi-fi... and we blame you for that.
― Aimless, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Monday, September 2, 2013 12:12 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
while i have no doubt it's written by a 30-yo wite girl i kinda can't help liking thug kitchen.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
Shopping at Wal Mart on Labor Day is like flying a Chinese flag... on Labor Day
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
"Hey, sucks that theres no wi-fi here""Yeah. There's a place just down the street that does though.""Cool, let's go there"
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Monday, September 2, 2013 4:12 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ME TOO. I can't quite articulate why, but I do. I mean, it's judgmental foodie nonsense, but there's something extra there to hate as well.
― carl agatha, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
that walmart thing i posted came from a facebook page called Union Thugs. thugs are in i guess.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
"No we don't have common ground...aside from what's in the coffee"
*all the workers die from touching two electrical appliances at the same time*
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 September 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
The Condescension Gif Meme movement is the nadir of the 10s
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
its a debbie downer world.
enjoying that cup of coffee?
4033838772 trees were killed to make the cup.
doesn't taste so good anymore, does it?
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
that kinda thing.
"Oh your phone can order pad thai delivery, and play an endless variety of Jewel games?I eat steak, I read Dean Koontz, and I use my phone to CALL people".
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link